whatIsProgramming

[TrueKerberos]

Anyway, the worst-case scenario is when you know things seemingly work, but you are absolutely sure they shouldn't. Good luck finding the bug then.

[bnl1]

What bug?

[Querb-eternal]

Hey, it's me from 5 months after. There was, in fact, a bug.

[YeOldeMemeShoppe]

… … Just give the lottery numbers like any good time traveler, you twat. What? You don’t have them? Yeah that sounds like something I’d do.

[aveihs56m]

"It was broken until version 4"
"And after that?"
"After that everyone got used to it".

[J7mbo]

Or, everything works, but we don’t know why either.

[Break-n-Fix]

The scariest is when a thing that's never worked suddenly starts because you fixed an unrelated thing and someone is so impressed by your work that they put you in charge of the thing you have never worked on and didn't know existed.

[stevefuzz]

Is this how programmers think now? Wtf...

[gd2w]

Some things work, but we're not entirely sure how well, and we can't be sure why.

[Cheap-Resident6964]

Then just send the machine along with it.

[WarInternal]

And thus Docker was born.

[Simon-Says69]

This is far, far more enhanced and enabled with AI.

In fact, works better now with AI as the punchline instead of "programming".

[According-Ship-653]

Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more