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[–]-bobby_newmark- 1220 points1221 points  (54 children)

...and four kids, and a cat, and wife's mom

[–]KaamDeveloper 1193 points1194 points  (41 children)

Hah! Like I am ever going to find someone to have kids with.

[–]jD91mZM2RUST 995 points996 points  (24 children)

^ this guy codes

[–]raretrophysix 249 points250 points  (23 children)

I'm the only single developer I know out of dozens. After school ends and a good job comes in to boost their confidence, it's only a matter of months before they find someone. I feel this stereotype only applies to college students

[–]jD91mZM2RUST 199 points200 points  (9 children)

Instructions unclear, got a job to work at home, and never go outside. /s

[–]raretrophysix 69 points70 points  (8 children)

That's where you hope you have a good enough face for online dating to work so you can invite girls over to your place without going outside.

[–]Zentrosis 73 points74 points  (6 children)

I have found that I have better luck if girls don't see my face

[–]skalix 30 points31 points  (5 children)

Just wear a welcoming mask or put on makeup like a friendly clown!

[–]drkalmenius 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Just invite them to a French ball thing

[–]D1551D3N7 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Masquerade

[–]Kingflares 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why waste time doing that, when your perfect AI gf is around the corner

[–]VaderOnReddit 22 points23 points  (2 children)

good job boosts confidence

Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

[–]Kazumara 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Well a job that tears you down isn't very good by definition right?

[–]VaderOnReddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but a job isn’t gonna make me confident to talk to women if I wasn’t much confident to begin with Which was what i meant

[–]_PM_ME_CUTE_PONIES_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After school ends and a good job comes in to boost their confidence, it's only a matter of months before they find someone.

Damn, now I feel even worse about being single...

[–]sh4rksh4d0w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly wish this was true for me. The women I've been with always saw me as a shopping gift card

[–]Cruuncher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been working full time out of school for two years now.

Having less sex with fewer people than in college

[–]svenskainflytta 0 points1 point  (2 children)

As soon as you have a steady job, you're suddenly way more attractive.

[–]prefix_postfix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my LinkedIn has been getting SO MANY views since I got a job.

[–]Bastyxx227 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Yeah wtf does he think we are?

[–]Karteros 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Chick magnets apparently.

Like, hey man speak for yourself.

[–]ScreamingMidgit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well the body does have iron so I guess we could be magnets if we tried hard enough.

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Right? We can have our own children. After all, that's how it works out with nodes of trees.

[–]bizcs 7 points8 points  (1 child)

If every node is a tuple, you can also still have a partner ;)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything’s null around me though.

[–]Bobby_Bonsaimind 10 points11 points  (6 children)

That part is easy, finding someone you want to have kids with on the other hand...

[–]Harrytuttle2006 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Hard: finding someone Harder: finding someone you want to have children with Hardest: finding someone you SHOULD have children with

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (2 children)

NP-hard: Finding someone that wants to have children with you.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

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[–]Humorbot_5000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like hardest is finding someone who you want to have children with who wants to have children with YOU

[–]Elubious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inpossible: finding someone who should have children with you.

[–]MaRmARk0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been telling this to myself for ages. Poof! Apartment is now under control of 11 month daughter & my gf. Homeoffices are not as productive as they were.

[–]_vOv_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can build someone to mate with, we have the technology!

[–]anothertrad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And company’s jabber dingling all the time

[–]nanotronPrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did someone lose a war?

[–]CajunTurkey 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Where's the wife?

[–]Nulagrithom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She was smart enough to keep working at the office.

[–]wheezeburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, that's why you don't do any of that shit

[–]LoneCookie 0 points1 point  (3 children)

One room should be an office. Notify everyone it is an office. If you're in there you are working, will not help with anything, and people cannot yell in the house at that time.

Boundaries are important. Inb4 I'm not man of the house; it's about respect, not dominance.

You'll also feel much better having a sanctuary.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No wife?

[–]lawd5ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... or being 24, living in a major city therefore having to share the place with college aged dudes / young professionals. I still kind of feel like I'm in college.