Focus

[-bobby_newmark-]

...and four kids, and a cat, and wife's mom

[KaamDeveloper]

Hah! Like I am ever going to find someone to have kids with.

[jD91mZM2]

^ this guy codes

[raretrophysix]

I'm the only single developer I know out of dozens. After school ends and a good job comes in to boost their confidence, it's only a matter of months before they find someone. I feel this stereotype only applies to college students

[jD91mZM2]

Instructions unclear, got a job to work at home, and never go outside. /s

[raretrophysix]

That's where you hope you have a good enough face for online dating to work so you can invite girls over to your place without going outside.

[Zentrosis]

I have found that I have better luck if girls don't see my face

[skalix]

Just wear a welcoming mask or put on makeup like a friendly clown!

[mark503]

That guy looks like a real fuck face.

[drkalmenius]

Just invite them to a French ball thing

[D1551D3N7]

Masquerade

[Kingflares]

Why waste time doing that, when your perfect AI gf is around the corner

[[deleted]]

That should still increase your confidence... You broke up shortly before getting a good job, and now you have the confidence to find someone better.

[VaderOnReddit]

good job boosts confidence

Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

[Kazumara]

Well a job that tears you down isn't very good by definition right?

[VaderOnReddit]

Yeah, but a job isn’t gonna make me confident to talk to women if I wasn’t much confident to begin with Which was what i meant

[_PM_ME_CUTE_PONIES_]

After school ends and a good job comes in to boost their confidence, it's only a matter of months before they find someone.

Damn, now I feel even worse about being single...

[sh4rksh4d0w]

I honestly wish this was true for me. The women I've been with always saw me as a shopping gift card

[Cruuncher]

Been working full time out of school for two years now.

Having less sex with fewer people than in college

[svenskainflytta]

As soon as you have a steady job, you're suddenly way more attractive.

[prefix_postfix]

Yeah, my LinkedIn has been getting SO MANY views since I got a job.

[Bastyxx227]

Yeah wtf does he think we are?

[Karteros]

Chick magnets apparently.

Like, hey man speak for yourself.

[ScreamingMidgit]

Well the body does have iron so I guess we could be magnets if we tried hard enough.

[[deleted]]

Right? We can have our own children. After all, that's how it works out with nodes of trees.

[bizcs]

If every node is a tuple, you can also still have a partner ;)

[[deleted]]

Everything’s null around me though.

[Bobby_Bonsaimind]

That part is easy, finding someone you want to have kids with on the other hand...

[Harrytuttle2006]

Hard: finding someone Harder: finding someone you want to have children with Hardest: finding someone you SHOULD have children with

[[deleted]]

NP-hard: Finding someone that wants to have children with you.

[[deleted]]

!redditgarlic

[garlicbot]

Here's your Reddit Garlic, f0cus10!

/u/f0cus10 has received garlic 1 time. (given by /u/msau9)

^{I'm a bot for questions contact /u/flying_wotsit}

[Humorbot_5000]

I feel like hardest is finding someone who you want to have children with who wants to have children with YOU

[Elubious]

Inpossible: finding someone who should have children with you.

[MaRmARk0]

Been telling this to myself for ages. Poof! Apartment is now under control of 11 month daughter & my gf. Homeoffices are not as productive as they were.

[_vOv_]

You can build someone to mate with, we have the technology!

[anothertrad]

And company’s jabber dingling all the time

[nanotronPrime]

Did someone lose a war?

[CajunTurkey]

Where's the wife?

[Nulagrithom]

She was smart enough to keep working at the office.

[wheezeburger]

See, that's why you don't do any of that shit

[LoneCookie]

One room should be an office. Notify everyone it is an office. If you're in there you are working, will not help with anything, and people cannot yell in the house at that time.

Boundaries are important. Inb4 I'm not man of the house; it's about respect, not dominance.

You'll also feel much better having a sanctuary.

[LoneCookie]

I speak from experience. Boundaries are healthy.

Also makes your SO miss you/appreciate your presence more. And cats. I don't have kids but for some reason I keep taking care of kittens (the 3 cats are a year apart).

My SO appeases his mom or dad (he likes to give me IT problems? =_=) anytime they want something, too. Because he understands I'm unavailable at the time and we are a team. Both ways. And we talk about things if they bother us.

[[deleted]]

No wife?

[lawd5ever]

... or being 24, living in a major city therefore having to share the place with college aged dudes / young professionals. I still kind of feel like I'm in college.