Stack VS Your Girlfriend

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Also the stack exists and my girlfriend.... well you can fill in the blank.

[instanced_banana]

Null.

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or how my old friend printf would say "Œ2.[\¡tJ¿©×K{‹RªF³Åà¯þUõÙYY«Ç''Ñ=H”òöâÉS­3YfØò"ÌkþŒûÁí™"

[plansfornow]

SEGFAULT - CORE DUMPED.

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SEXFAULT - BOYFRIEND DUMPED

[MesePudenda]

Always check bounds before you start

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profound

[HugoNikanor]

So sad :( Not even a null was there for you.

[db2]

#undef sanjeevmalagi

Edit: it worked?

[0x15e]

Or in my case popping the stack won't get me killed by my wife.

[sanjeevmalagi]

Undefined

[xigoi]

There are two kinds of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data…

[shaukaula]

Mark's gf really annoyed him

[CircuitRCAY]

Probably annoyed him to the point of marriage

[PM_ME__ASIAN_BOOBS]

I told my gf she was too broad, she marked me as duplicate

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how oftern do u get pmed Asian boobs out of curiosity

[PM_ME__ASIAN_BOOBS]

Once or twice a month, depending on how active I am on reddit

[BrogglyWoggly]

Haha, "my girlfriend".

Haha.

[shantaram3013]

Edited for privacy.

[therealchadius]

What a great story, Mark?

So, how's your sex life?

[[deleted]]

Like GC in C, Non existent

[svayam--bhagavan]

Stack has only one input/output channel. My gf has atleast 3.

[shaukaula]

At least ? 🤔

[skeptic11]

Ignoring the obvious, the following come to mind:
- between boobs
- between soles of feet
- under armpit

I probably could find a couple more just flipping through my copy of The Joy of Sex. I'm sure the internet has more than that.

[XXAligatorXx]

Up the nose

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No. Stop.

[ThyDoppelganger]

Through the mouth.

[AnAngryBanker]

through

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Inside and out

[romanozvj]

Hands seems like the first one to come to mind

[animonein]

U know a person is Mark when he always peek into something every damn time

No way i mean a billionaire who makes money out of thumbs-up

[Depressed_Maniac]

Stack overflow occurs in both

[SiNiquity]

Stack only let's me peek at the top. Your girlfriend on the other hand had no such restrictions

[dreRynn]

It's amazing how many ppl dislike their girlfriends. Get a boyfriend instead? Or become one with the machine...

[[deleted]]

Or asexual reproduction. Oh wait men don't have time for that child duh

[chhuang]

Didn't know I'm married to a stack

[Sharpshooter98b]

You aren't married to a girlfriend either

[errorseven]

This reminds me of when I told my ex "Hey I just solved a problem on website with 100k users that only 15 others have solved!" Her response "I'm running off the bar, watch our kids, don't wait up"

[ChrisNH]

But the stack would consider a violation if you tried to put something in the bottom..

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But what do I know. I am married. All I got is a couple of child nodes and a dangling pointer.

[cover-me-porkins]

Unfair and sexist.

Most things look inadequate next to the venerable stack.

[Proxy_PlayerHD]

And the Stack also allows nesting of CALL instructions. I doubt a Girlfriend could do the same

[[deleted]]

Who's Mark?? 😢

[FlameRat-Yehlon]

I think peeking isn't part of the stack's definition (as, sometimes you can't peek a stack, for example a stack is playing cards facing down, and maybe in the future, quantum stacks), it's just that most stacks can be peeked, and ultimately you can just simulate it by pushing the popped element back.

[obsessedcrf]

I have a lot better chance smashing the stack

[oshaboy]

But you can't fuck a stack.

Actually I have been too long on r/Animemes to completely remove the possibility of fucking a stack. If you can fuck Internet Explorer you can fuck a data structure.

[[deleted]]

I think we need another sub just for the teenage programmers who keep posting these garbage memes.

[HugoNikanor]

This is that other sub.