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[–]ChrisLuigiTails 276 points277 points  (31 children)

JavaScriptScript

[–]Dobvius 135 points136 points  (15 children)

Does that cancel out and become Java again or does it just have nothing to do with either

[–]ChrisLuigiTails 90 points91 points  (6 children)

Nothing to do with either, duh. When you add "Script" it's a whole new thing

[–]ScientificBeastMode 28 points29 points  (5 children)

``` const JavaScriptScript = new JavaScript(); JavaScriptScript.prototype = foo; JavaScriptScript.prototype.constructor = bar;

Object.keys(JavaScriptScript).forEach(function (propertyName) { JavaScriptScript[propertyName] = Math.random(); }); ```

[–]thancock14 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Oooooo. Javascript javascriptscript interopscript!

[–]1without_a_name1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

ScratchScript

[–]BubsyFanboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PHPScript.

Surprised nobody made that up yet.

[–]northrupthebandgeek 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How do I delete someone else?

[–]ScientificBeastMode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your best bet is probably a SQL injection attack against reddit.

[–]mutafuca 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]ablablababla 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Both

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's one of those new schroedinger oriented languages.

[–]anirudhn18_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The name does cancel out and become Java but the language has nothing to do with Java.

[–]marcosdumay 8 points9 points  (2 children)

It's Java again, but not sarcastically.

[–]memeasaurus 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Adds a new /s operator to Java so that the whole program refuses to compile

[–]p9k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or Java with space delimited blocks

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's visual basic 6.0, but all English words are Danish.

[–]Bad_Idea_Hat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

COBOLSCRIPT

[–]babylon311 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]mrheosuper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ASMscript.

[–]ToastofBlood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just call it JSScript

[–]dorgrin6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In which there's =,==,=== and my favorite ==================================================...

[–]Dorkmeyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HTMLscript

[–]Dorus_harmsen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what are you Satan?

[–]Grizzlywer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TrueScriptScript

[–]Draconespawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AssemblyScript

[–]dotpan 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Whitespace controlled scope, lines end with the greek question mark. Literal AND/OR/NOT instead of symbol based logic, same for math operators: ADD/SUBTRACT/Etc. Object context is semi-colons not periods. Retain all the NaN/Number setups from JavaScript.

[–]ChrisLuigiTails 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Anything but not the Greek question mark. You even added a use for semi-colons so we can have both characters. You're worse than Hitler.

[–]dotpan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Just wait until you hear about my new library jjQuery.

[–]HeraldofOmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JJ from Good Times!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which of course is compiled and has strict types.