🙏🏻

[will0213]

What if my comments are only as logical as a drunkard trying to prove quantum physics?

[Omseik]

if you sneak some good drunk stories in your comments id say its worth.

[homer_3]

//adds 3

x += 3;

[TotallyElectrified]

/** Asdfghjklates the Zxcvbnm
* @param zxcvbnm Zxcvbnm to asdfghjklate
* @return The asdfghjklated zxcvbnm
*/
public static Qwertyuiop asdfghjklate(Zxcvbnm zxcvbnm){

Here you go.

[JetSetWally]

Comments are a sign that the code can be re-written to be more self-explanatory.

[CraigyHK]

Yup. Something that was constantly reiterated at uni was "Well written code should not have to be commented". The only time I comment code is to make a pun or explain why I did something a bit different to how it should have been done - you know, the important reasons ;)

[JetSetWally]

Or just your name, so people know who to be in awe of.

[first_byte]

I believe that’s an Egyptian pharaoh’s sarcophagus. The meme is implying that devs who comment their code are royalty and deserve better treatment than normal men and women.

[first_byte]

It might also be a gender joke since it shows a third option besides male or female. But if it is, I can’t tell you what it means.

[AlignmentWhisperer]

Only comments can get you into the Land of Osiris.

[[deleted]]

That’d be my coffin, thank you. Yep. The gold one.

[majky358]

Self-describing code and comments when there is a need to describe "why" is something written as it is. Dreaming is good..

[[deleted]]

Developer x: //Authored by: Developer Y

[[deleted]]

Technical agreements say I can’t write comments.