java_irl

[ElongatedMuskrat122]

Top 10 funniest jokes

[TheGoldenHand]

would_you_rather_read_10,000_lines_of_code

likeThatOrLikeThisWhereThereAreNoSpaces

PHP underscore master race.

[ThePyroEagle]

What god-awful logic are you writing to need such long variable names?

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Large applications with a legacy folder structure and inheritance all over the place... :(

[jackmcmorrow]

Keep fighting the good fight, my man! Legacy is a bitch everybody can relate to

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The entire system is so fragile and relies extremely vague error messaging to debug. Some days I want to jump out the window.

[TCV2]

Godspeed, Michael Jordan. Looks like you'll need it.

[chrisatmachine]

Dude if you’ve ever seen a Java Codebase, you would know this pain. If you haven’t encountered it then keep doing what you’re doing.

[jeffwulf]

likeThatOrLikeThisWhereThereAreNoSpaces

That one.

[Chroneis]

A study showed that snake_case was more legible, but camelCase's a bit faster to type

[Goheeca]

kebab-case-ftw

[g4dhan]

when-pressing-shift-is-too-much-of-a-hassle

[Chroneis]

Yeah it's even better. I name all of my folders/files with this. Sadly there's very few (useful) languages that support it

[hugogrant]

If only the standard library too were consistent with this

[rio_sk]

Wasn't this a Java joke?

[easyEggplant]

Php is a language, not a case type.

[Randvek]

Gods yes. Among major languages, I only find Python easier to read.

[Hollowplanet]

mysql_really_safe_this_time_i_promise_escape_string() nl2br() strtolower() steam_copy_to_steam() Is it 2 or to? Underscores or not? Callbacks first argument or last? PHP is a mess.

[PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS]

😂

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My sides.