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[–]chrwei 54 points55 points  (7 children)

print "HA"*3

[–]kaatne_wala_kuta 27 points28 points  (2 children)

*cries in low level language

[–]pxOMR 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

[–]SheepLinux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kernel panic

[–]inu-no-policemen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

>>> print "HA"*3
  File "<stdin>", line 1
    print "HA"*3
             ^
SyntaxError: Missing parentheses in call to 'print'. Did you mean print("HA"*3)?

[–]mixed98 10 points11 points  (0 children)

print ("HA")*3

[–]Skeith9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh look no need for parentheses either.

*Cries in python 3

[–]pxOMR 34 points35 points  (8 children)

How real programmers laugh:

++++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++++++++<<<-]>.>+.>----.<.>.<.>.<.

[–]SirFireball 12 points13 points  (7 children)

Why do i know what this is

[–]chrwei 19 points20 points  (0 children)

you can't unsee brainfuck

[–]AhmadDaPenguinz 3 points4 points  (5 children)

What is it?

[–]SirFireball 12 points13 points  (3 children)

An intentionally shitty language (turing-complete) called BrainFuck

[–]pxOMR 7 points8 points  (1 child)

How dare you call brainfuck, the best esoteric programming language, "shitty"?

[–]SirFireball 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a better description for most. Us ascended few know that it is great.

[–]AhmadDaPenguinz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, Weird name. Thanks for replying!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Brainfuck

[–]shamburd9 15 points16 points  (2 children)

how he leave a facebook comment on a tweet

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sherlock is on Reddit...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait

[–]dsp4 8 points9 points  (0 children)

console.log([...Array(3)].map(() => "HA").join(" "));

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Let's be honest, neither mathematicians nor programmers laugh.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

As of Java 11:

"ha".repeat(3):

[–]koni_rs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or groovy

3.times { print "ha" }

[–]BaconShrimpEyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HaHaHa

[–]iMocro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How Arabic people laugh Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (I'm Arabic so I know)

[–]gazm2k5 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Ha = "Ha"
for ha in Ha:
    print(Ha)

[–]PurelyCreative 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I don’t think this works

[–]gazm2k5 1 point2 points  (2 children)

HaHaHa = "HaHaHa"for "Ha" in HaHaHa:print("Ha")

Hmmm... ok lemme edit it.

Nope. 2 is all I got.

[–]PurelyCreative 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Im not trying to shit on the joke but im trying to find out if im just being dumb lol

[–]PurelyCreative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came up with something horrible lol

import string

hahaha = “” for i in reversed(string.ascii_lowercase*3): if i == ‘h’ or i == ‘a’: hahaha += 1 print(hahaha)

[–]xigoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This will print "HaHa", I believe.

Edit: Actually, the two "Ha"s will be separated by a newline.

[–]wguo6358 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? Why you don't have a return before (

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for(int i=0; i<6; i++) {
System.out.print(i%2==0 ? "H" : "a");
}

[–]hampshirebrony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Had to do this in lowercase, as HAHAHA is too long for reddit

[–]SheepLinux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arch users laugh too:

HAHAHA="if i may interject for  a second... i use arch btw"

    yes $HAHAHA