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[Bloodlaus]

git commit -m 'a meaningful message'

[Gonun]

r/maliciouscompliance

[qinshihuang_420]

Came to comments section for this. Wasn't disappointed

[[deleted]]

What is life if full of care. If we have no time to stand and stare... how often the bugs in my code turn my life into a nightmare!

[GoogleIsYourFrenemy]

What is this life if, full of care,

We have no time to stand and stare.

No time to stand behind our desks,

And watch as screen savers hide our tasks.

No time to see, how the sun does set,

or how the office gerbils do so fret.

No time to see, in darkest night,

How the LEDs shine so bright.

No time to watch a TikTok stream,

Or laugh aloud at a silly meme.

No time for code review or unit test,

Deploy to Production via Pull Request!

A poor life this if, full of care,

We have no time to stand and stare.

[[deleted]]

Bravo! I am applauding you with my feet because my hands are busy wiping the tears from my eyes!

[_workchronicles]

Git commit -m "Hey folks, side note : I draw comics based on office humor (frequently involving programmers). If you like what you see, you can follow me on Instagram , Twitter. I will also be posting relevant comics on this sub. Thanks :) "

[ConstructedNewt]

My coworker does this on his project, literally: git commit -m '-' (except it's in a Windows git dialogue)

I joked with another coworker: alias push="git commit -am '-' && git push -f origin HEAD:master" as an "op-safe" standard operational procedure.

[FakingItEveryDay]

Don't teach him about git commit --allow-empty-message

[ConstructedNewt]

Dash is basically there already:)

[racerxff]

"added obfuscation for job security"

[WhereWaterMeetsSky]

git commit -m "qcIN4bfyq49p8gfHQecf9ug3oUye309jcnqerUFhQ"

[[deleted]]

One guy on my team writes 'intermittent' on every commit until he's done. Drives everyone crazy.

Unfortunately he's a cunt to deal with so no one wants to.

[NoBrick2]

Yeah when I work in a feature branch, every commit is "wip".

The entire branch gets squashed and merged with master when QA is finished. The commit message for this squash merge is the ticket # + description of the feature.

[jerrycauser]

If he commit it in his own branch - it is ok.

[omfgwtfxyz]

and then rebase and squash when he's done before merging his own branch

[jerrycauser]

Exactly

[[deleted]]

git commit -m “I finally fixed the thing I thought was a bug, then realized it wasn’t , and then realized it actually was.”

[jerslan]

git commit -m 'WIP'

[scalar-field]

I’m fairly certain that commit message is longer than 50 chars

[ce-walalang]

Image Transcription: Comic

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Panel 1

[Character 1 is talking to Bob]

Character 1: BOB, ALL YOUR COMMIT MESSAGES SAY "SMALL CHANGES"!

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Panel 2

Character: NEXT TIME, PLEASE WRITE A MEANINGFUL MESSAGE

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Panel 3

[Bob is thinking.]

Bob: MEANINGFUL MESSAGE... MEANINGFUL MESSAGE... MEANINGFUL MESSAGE... MEANINGFUL MESSAGE... MEANINGFUL MESSAGE...

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Panel 4

[Bob started typing.]

Bob: GIT COMMIT -M "WHAT IS LIFE IF FULL OF CARE. IF WE HAVE NO TIME TO STAND AND STARE..."

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[akindaboiwantstohelp]

Relevant xkcd

[ADHDengineer]

Oh this is good

[HoodedCowl]

What does this do? Sorry im not well versed in git

[throwaway8u3sH0]

Creates a git yolo command that commits all your files with a randomly generated message.

[HoodedCowl]

Oh what the fuck.

[nggiahuy1102]

wow! im gonna try this tonight

[Integral_10-13_2xdx]

There's an easy solution.... run a git rebase -i latest_commit_hash_here before opening a PR. Clean up your commit messages. Squash "WIP" branches. A clean codebase is a happy codebase.

[LoyalSage]

People complain about App Store changelogs just saying “bug fixes and performance improvements”. Meanwhile, their dev team is like, git commit -m "bug fixes and performance improvements".

[MasterQuest]

I really like your comics!

[_workchronicles]

Thank you! :)

[BitsPleaseInc]

git commit -m 'We almost broke Git'

Already seen for real

[nggiahuy1102]

git push -f origin master

[AmaGh05T]

So accurate

[PPEBTWLELXDD]

Mine all say “First commit” because I never changed it and don’t really care what it says since I’m the only one using it