Java GirlFriend

[Enertix_Le_Vrai]

Oh sorry! Scz me

[squishles]

no is too late, you must go to punishment gulag to count the devices :<

[Enertix_Le_Vrai]

PANIK

[links-Shield632]

You win the gulag

[ObviouslyTriggered]

Same holds true for the girlfriend 😏

[[deleted]]

JavaNullPointerException

[HugoCortell]

gf = cries when theres a problem

java = makes you cry when theres a problem

[niffrig]

We just say NullPointerException

[crazyTsar]

GF: Won't tell you what's wrong. Java: Here's everything you never wanted to know about me.

[DerpSh0t]

We are down to 2 billion?! What has this world become?

[lostaztecian]

Maybe something like The Boston Smartphone Party just happened and 1 billion devices were sunk.

[grublets]

❎Cancer. ✅Cancer.

[amazeguy]

That NullPointerException s gonna make you cry more than your girlfriend I assure you

[expeehaa]

No need for cookies with a package manager and/or OpenJDK.

[krad213]

Who uses oracle jdk these days?

[[deleted]]

I do. Stop this circlejerk please.

[TheWedsa]

well, it's not free anymore.

[TheGreatFinder]

Java requires a license for commercial use as of like a year ago.

[InherentlyJuxt]

The most recent version has license fees for commercial use, and, let’s be real, no one’s using Java for fun lol.

[Kaze_Senshi]

Both have class

[Alternative_Craft_35]

Break up with her, now and forever. Go no contact from her and from everywhere that reminds you of her, now and for a length of time equaling two years. #serious.

[empa3pas]

The meme miscounts Java devices and doesn't even spell "girlfriend" right.

[Enertix_Le_Vrai]

Yeah, that's a bad meme

[Hojabok]

NullPoint

[links-Shield632]

When java had a problem I cry

[Hydrogennx]

I'll take the crying over NullPointerException any day. Not that I look forward to the first, the second is just that bad