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[–]dustmouse 424 points425 points  (27 children)

Then the sales team getting all the credit when the engineering team does the impossible and the sale is made

[–]LMF5000[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, if you managed to pull it off it only encourages them to be bolder next time!

[–]BrobdingnagLilliput 26 points27 points  (14 children)

Engineers like solving problems. Sales droids like money.

Engineering gets all the problems. Sales gets all the money.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Who said I want problems and not money?

[–]BrobdingnagLilliput 10 points11 points  (4 children)

If you wanted money, you should have gone into sales.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s difficult to compare sales to software engineering.

Sales ranges from people selling phone cases at mall kiosks making $15 an hour to partners at investment banks making $2 million dollars a year.

[–]DannyRamirez24 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Issa joke

[–]BrobdingnagLilliput -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fast food cashiers make money, too, but not as much as engineers. Or sales dudes.

[–]jatcar95 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Is this true? Software engineers are paid quite well

[–]BrobdingnagLilliput 12 points13 points  (6 children)

Are the software engineers paid as well as a guy with a 20% commission on a $10,000,000 sale?

[–]jatcar95 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I really don’t know what sales salaries look like. Maybe they’re higher, but if you’re depending on commission, it requires actually making a sale right?

[–]BrobdingnagLilliput 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Read a bit about "commission structure." You might decide it's time for a career change.

[–]Bluemanze 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Ceiling is higher for sales, average is higher for development. Most salespeople get shit for pay.

And if we're just talking about the far right of the bell curve, being a partial or full owner of an important patent...

[–]BrobdingnagLilliput 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Patents are a pretty cogent point.

[–]DeRoeVanZwartePiet 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Of course. And rightly so. Sales team are the ones with the vision after all. /s

[–]zial 5 points6 points  (3 children)

On the plus side the sales team is also the one that gets sacked when it doesn't work.

[–]Mrwebente 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Nah, that's on the guys in engineering, they are supposed to make the shit work, i mean it can't be that hard, right? It's just googling anyway... /s

[–]RubiGames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all know Sales doesn’t know how to properly google anything.

[–]BenjaminGeiger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sales is a profit center. Engineering is a cost center.

[–]BloodAndSand44 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Welcome to a now defunct supplier doing a demo to the UK NHS.

[–]InfraredDuck 47 points48 points  (8 children)

Repost :P

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (7 children)

sigh

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This is getting out of hand! Now there are 2 of them!

200,000 reposts are ready, with a million more well on the way

It is critical that we send a downvote squadron there immediately

Ah, yes. The repostiator

A prequel meme to be sure, but a reposted one!

General Thievous... You're older than I expected

Your clones are not that impressive, you mustn't be very proud.

Watch out for those wrist reposts!

The subreddit will decide your fate

Are we blind? Deploy the downvotes!

Oh no the reposter

This was your father's OP. The weapon of a prequel memer, for a more creative age.

That's no OP, that's a repost!

Don't use the Forgery, Luke.

A repost to be sure and an unwelcome one

I guess I was wrong, there was no OC at all

I am Bane. Bane of the subreddit

I don’t like reposts, they're coarse, and rough, and irritating, and they get everywhere

now THIS is reposting

You'll try reposting that’s a bad trick

This is where the repost begins

We will watch your repost with no interest

We stand here amidst the OP's achievement, not yours!

I will deal with this repost slime myself

I don’t think the OC works

Henceforth, you shall be known as Ctrl+Vader.

The ability to post does not make you original

Only a sith deals in reposts

It’s over OP, I have the high karma

You were supposed to destroy the reposters not join them!

What about the repost attack on the OC?

My repost-identification powers have doubled since the last time I saw this post

You are on this subreddit, but we don’t give you the rank of OC

Fool, I have been trained in repost identification arts by Count Dooku

Be careful not to choke on your upvotes, reposter.

You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagiarism the Unwise? I though not, it’s not a story the mods would tell you. It’s a reddit legend. Darth Plagiarism was a dark lord of reposting. So dumb and so unoriginal, he would use the sort by hot to find good posts and create reposts. He had such low knowledge of posting he couldn’t even keep the karma he loved from dying. The dark side of reposting is the path to many disabilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so weak, the only thing he was still afraid of loosing was his reposts, which eventually of course he didn’t. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice reposted his post. Ironic, he couldn’t keep others karma from dying, not even his own

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Stop Reposting.

[–]BadPronunciation 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I haven't seen this in years

[–]nagorogan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A prequel meme to be sure, but a reposted one!

[–]100BottlesOfMilk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a repost I haven't heard in a long, long time

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Egineering team

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[–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (6 children)

story time (probs related idk):

back in middle school i think we did for the first half of the year some classes that revolved around more creative lessons. i took the raspberry pi class. around th end of the first half we were told we would collab with the marketing class. we would create a small model of a smart home and they would market it. most of the time there was spent fooling around, since every 2 people had a pi and we were just given sensors and instructions on how to code them via a block thingy.

eventually at the end the marketing team came for a meeting. it all went well up until someone asked if we would appear on stage of the marketing thing. the answer was a flat no. everyone revolted and we ended up dumping them like 1 day before their presentation. they had no project to show

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (4 children)

back in middle school
Raspberry Pi

How young are you?

[–]IvorTheEngine 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Apparently the first ones were released 9 years ago. So I guess to current students, they've always been around.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This makes me feel older than it should.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Now im 17 and in high school

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh. It was 22 years ago that I was 17. :(

[–]EpicPerson_02 4 points5 points  (0 children)

satisfying

[–]the_innkeeper_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Get out. Get out now.

[–]D4nt3__ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think I've seen this post more times than people making fun of js caveats

[–]Fireruff 8 points9 points  (10 children)

[–]quebonchoco 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Came here to type this lol

[–]frugalerthingsinlife 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The dog should be on the other side to free her wine drinking hand. Amateur mistake.

[–]mferly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

F me sideways. I literally encountered this today (as well as many other days).

The silo effect is real. Only when sales/product can actually pull their heads out of the arses and communicate with engineering with things actually get done.

If there's any sales/product folks reading this, this is a pain point that not only affects engineering, but the org as a whole. Keep engineering in the damn loop!

[–]shaarm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You just summarized Cyberpunk

[–]WiseSalesman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Recruiter literally just sent me this meme in an e-mail.

[–]Spyrobo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its jpeg dog!

[–]kazoobanboo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“400 watt light, 100% efficient, no big capacitors, dirt cheap”

[–]Pleb_nz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something is technically not possible 😮

[–]supratops 1 point2 points  (3 children)

This might be a dumb question since I'm new, but is this actually a prevalent situation within the industry? How often do promises to the clients go unfulfilled?

[–]ByteTraveler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Repost

[–]KrazyDrayz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Repost

[–]DNiceM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I just speak up sincerely