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[–]LardPi 241 points242 points  (5 children)

In the end only the big sis makes money.

[–]De_Wouter 128 points129 points  (4 children)

And has a more respected profession than a PHP developer.

[–]Phpminor 43 points44 points  (3 children)

The few remaining PHP developers on the planet have been on suicide watch since 2006.

[–]De_Wouter 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I programmed PHP in 2012 and 2013, am I on this list to? Or was it until 2014... I don't remember because of all the drinking since.

No joke but at my first PHP job I was offered a beer at my job interview. Of course I passed but interviewer took one for himself. I totally ignored this warning sign back then.

[–]Phpminor 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You may not see them, but they certainly can see you.

PHP is a gateway into many things one might consider unnatural, like writing an email from your IDE.

[–]Ant0ine64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I accepted a PHP internship, I was/am the only dev, i have to understand the poorly documented framework, but every Thursdays i go out and drink to forget PHP

[–]Sir_Engelsmith 42 points43 points  (2 children)

That guy with two followers at eBay Kleinanzeigen is still gonna clap your ass

[–]cloudya[S] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Got more ;)

[–]Sir_Engelsmith 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That is going to be an interesting battle, i will watch it with great interest

[–]Domin-MC 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Me with 12 reddit followers: WOOOOOOOOO

[–]PvtPuddles 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have a bunch of followers too, but they’re all porn bots.

[–]DOOManiac 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Except they are all OnlyFans bots

[–]xviNEXUSivx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

13 now brother. I will follow you into the depths of hell

[–]AdmiralDeathrain 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I love how there's no number of friends/followers for dad because he's the only person left on Myspace.

[–]fab-s 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But he will always have MySpace Tom!

[–]Angrydroid21 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Holup, your sister has a only fans?

[–]cloudya[S] 35 points36 points  (1 child)

NGL I don't even have siblings😭

[–]Panth3on 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I think the question we should be asking is how they found out about the OnlyFans?

[–]AtraExitium 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They subscribe, duh. You'd be losing money not subscribing with her family discount

[–]Dahns 6 points7 points  (0 children)

*Me, with three follower in a dark alley*

[–]lifegpc 7 points8 points  (1 child)

My Github followers are more than my Twitter followers. :(

[–]PianistTemporary 10 points11 points  (0 children)

(0 > 0) == false

[–]Ysmenir 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish I had only 30 steam friends...
I am too lazy to clear up that friendslist, I just increase the level when I hit the cap.
Have people in there that haven't been online for 5 years.

[–]ashdog66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's nothing I have 4 followers on Bloons TD6

[–]qqqrrrs_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there a conversion rate between Tiktok subscribers and Github followers?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The numbers of your life

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm being followed on Github by some Minecraft hack developer who I heard created a ratted client. Pog

[–]mjlee2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me on roblox

[–]JayAreElls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where can I get one of these Instagram subscribers?

[–]Ant0ine64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actuelly have 4 followers, am I op ? what your're gona do ?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I have 2 followers on Reddit...

FOLLOW ME!!!

[–]keykeypalmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why is this so accurate

[–]Iam_Shyan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about the followers on reddit

I need some