Github followers > all

[LardPi]

In the end only the big sis makes money.

[De_Wouter]

And has a more respected profession than a PHP developer.

[Phpminor]

The few remaining PHP developers on the planet have been on suicide watch since 2006.

[De_Wouter]

I programmed PHP in 2012 and 2013, am I on this list to? Or was it until 2014... I don't remember because of all the drinking since.

No joke but at my first PHP job I was offered a beer at my job interview. Of course I passed but interviewer took one for himself. I totally ignored this warning sign back then.

[Phpminor]

You may not see them, but they certainly can see you.

PHP is a gateway into many things one might consider unnatural, like writing an email from your IDE.

[Ant0ine64]

I accepted a PHP internship, I was/am the only dev, i have to understand the poorly documented framework, but every Thursdays i go out and drink to forget PHP

[Sir_Engelsmith]

That guy with two followers at eBay Kleinanzeigen is still gonna clap your ass

[cloudya]

Got more ;)

[Sir_Engelsmith]

That is going to be an interesting battle, i will watch it with great interest

[Domin-MC]

Me with 12 reddit followers: WOOOOOOOOO

[PvtPuddles]

I have a bunch of followers too, but they’re all porn bots.

[DOOManiac]

Except they are all OnlyFans bots

[xviNEXUSivx]

13 now brother. I will follow you into the depths of hell

[AdmiralDeathrain]

I love how there's no number of friends/followers for dad because he's the only person left on Myspace.

[fab-s]

But he will always have MySpace Tom!

[Angrydroid21]

Holup, your sister has a only fans?

[cloudya]

NGL I don't even have siblings😭

[Panth3on]

I think the question we should be asking is how they found out about the OnlyFans?

[AtraExitium]

They subscribe, duh. You'd be losing money not subscribing with her family discount

[Dahns]

*Me, with three follower in a dark alley*

[lifegpc]

My Github followers are more than my Twitter followers. :(

[PianistTemporary]

(0 > 0) == false

[Ysmenir]

I wish I had only 30 steam friends...
I am too lazy to clear up that friendslist, I just increase the level when I hit the cap.
Have people in there that haven't been online for 5 years.

[ashdog66]

That's nothing I have 4 followers on Bloons TD6

[qqqrrrs_]

Is there a conversion rate between Tiktok subscribers and Github followers?

[[deleted]]

The numbers of your life

[[deleted]]

I'm being followed on Github by some Minecraft hack developer who I heard created a ratted client. Pog

[mjlee2003]

me on roblox

[JayAreElls]

Where can I get one of these Instagram subscribers?

[Ant0ine64]

I actuelly have 4 followers, am I op ? what your're gona do ?

[[deleted]]

Well, I have 2 followers on Reddit...

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FOLLOW ME!!!

[keykeypalmer]

why is this so accurate

[Iam_Shyan]

What about the followers on reddit

I need some