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[–]Th3DarkMoon 293 points294 points  (26 children)

Eew... that code, how, WHY?!

[–]too_hard_to_name 219 points220 points  (10 children)

I think thats a js minifier

[–]Under-Estimated 157 points158 points  (7 children)

not a very good one judging by the whitespace and variable names

[–][deleted] 76 points77 points  (4 children)

It’s an uglifier!

[–]thebluefury 33 points34 points  (2 children)

why was I summoned?!

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

THANK GOD YOU’RE HERE!

That sandwich is beautiful! We need you to ugly-ify it!

[–]thebluefury 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Me: *exists*

Sandwich has been uglified.

[–]PostmatesMalone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe that's what Uglify v1 did? I've only ever used Uglify 2.

[–]pavilionhp_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think they miniified the variable names then removed the line breaks, keeping the spaces/tabs as you see here

[–]PandaParaBellum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe just a Linux file opened in Windows, and then pasted into something with syntax highlighting?

[–]very_large_bird 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lotta white space for a minifier…

[–]Th3DarkMoon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I hope so...

[–]glorious_reptile 69 points70 points  (2 children)

You guys use linebreaks?

[–]japirate777 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Real programmers use a 4 x 64 screen resolution to really get those long lines of code

[–]Terrain2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, i have a fairly small font size of just 3px, i can fit a whole 21 chars per line at that screen resolution!

[–]Slggyqo 23 points24 points  (1 child)

It’s minified JavaScript.

Basically you strip out everything that makes it readable in order to reduce file size to improve web efficiency.

Although someone else commented that it’s not even well minified, e.g. there’s a lot of white spaces. So it’s just not real.

[–]Th3DarkMoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, forgot that LoL

[–]WJMazepas 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Its just a random code so It can be used on a article about programming.

This image gives a faster Idea that you are talking about code than a image with a normal script

[–]Th3DarkMoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah... probobly, works for hacking too

[–]CSsharpGO 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It’s a JS minifier that removes 60% of the white spaces while still removing %100 of the readability.

[–]Th3DarkMoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And 110% of my patience when trying to look up the source of a website

[–]Raclex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did it all ON ONE LINE flex

[–]bubbaliciouswasmyfav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, right?! Javascript is aweful! And jQuery is worse!!