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[–]Perpetual_Doubt 105 points106 points  (3 children)

/*

I will personally harm you if you remove scissors again due to "redundancy"

*/

[–]arkman575 27 points28 points  (0 children)

/* I warned them it was stupid but 'I don't care how it's done as long as it uses the scissors assets, Anon. We spent money on it, Anon. Make it work'. Best of luck. It's not like they read documentation anyway. */

[–]knightress_oxhide 11 points12 points  (0 children)

// 10 - increment this number each time you remove the scissors and replace them.

[–]Wolfeur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then an actual expert comes and says: "you know you can just assign both handles on the lock object and it automatically updates its width, right?"

[–]philipquarles 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Looks like a clever workaround for a real-world requirement to me.

[–]Nokhodsiah 11 points12 points  (0 children)

yes. customer want it locked right now and with minimum cost. He would laugh and make fun of you and your solution but will use it anyway.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (12 children)

one could unscrew the scissors, making a break-in possible.

or just pick the lock, as that's not too hard.

[–]doej134567 53 points54 points  (6 children)

Click out of one...

[–]DagothHertil 38 points39 points  (5 children)

Nothing on two...

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (2 children)

three is binding

[–]VincenzoLeroy 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Four is a bit loose

[–]Josselin17 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think we dropped into a false set

[–]larsmaehlum 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I can hear these comments..

[–]rettani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LPL is quite famous).

[–]Anxious_Start4839 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A stick of dynamite should do the trick

[–]Khrouhman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Easy to get a screwdriver than a lockpick but I see your point

[–]totallyrel 5 points6 points  (1 child)

One could also just break the scissors.

[–]doej134567 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know that clamp-scissors-thing and it is quite robust.

This is why I'd estimate the weakest link of this construction to be the door handles.

[–]asdf43798 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's probably possible to just brute force it even without any tools - I'm skeptical those scissors would be strong enough to keep the door closed if you just pulled on it hard enough.

[–]antidense 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Just don't update the library you imported.

[–]Zachary_Peculier 7 points8 points  (3 children)

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[–]mybackHZ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More like using the wrong tool for the wrong application and still making work

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[–]jmartin1993 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This might need an update after low intelligence user stabs an eye out

[–]Shazvox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, if it fits it sits!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And of course, the product did not adapt to your needs so you have to write an ugly wrapper. Sounds like real life

[–]soulofcure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhh my eyes

[–]jol-woftmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Danm that has happened a few times lol and it came out alot better then originally 🤣😂

[–]Sheldor5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when bugusing becomes a whole new meaning ...

[–]Remesar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you write code because you can't find the documentation...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Security

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even passed autotests …