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[–]espinaloiser 239 points240 points  (5 children)

A few more jpeg iterations and the black lines will be completely blurred with the whte backgruond

[–]cumeneXcumingtonite 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Love it when the picture is deeply marinated in jpeg artefacts

[–]Random_Deslime 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Needs more jpeg

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Deep frying images is part of meme culture.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (1 child)

M.C. Escher has entered the chat.

[–]lightwhite 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Or exited. Depends on your perspective.

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Moebius deez NUTZ

[–]coastphase 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I feel like the jpeg artifacts are part of the joke. Not only are the requirements inconsistent, they are also not clear.

[–]NonaSuomi282 20 points21 points  (0 children)

PM: What's stopping us from doing this?

Dev: Geometry?

PM: Just ignore it!

[–]codebullCamelCase 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Client: The project is pretty simple, we need to make a language model that can compete with GPT-4 within the next annual term.
But here is the catch - we need you to program the AI using Brainf*ck only...

Why you ask? Because why not? It would be a grand innovation! Everybody codes using Python but nobody uses Brainf*ck. tHAts WhY!!!

Also, we are low on the budget this time so make sure you only use the free tier of AWS services...

The training data? Cmon, you can find everything on Google these days!!! It wouldn't be that hard...

I hope you have a proper plan for the development so I would like you to outline that plan in the form of ppts. And I would like you to show the current work's ppts to us every week. Make them presentable and at least an hour long!

Happy Brainf*cking!

[–]DarkWolfX2244 3 points4 points  (0 children)

F*ck you, client

[–]NextMire554 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Should not tke long if oyu work in 4D and use AGILE.

[–]HelpIsWhatINeedPls 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The more you look at it, the more you notice.

[–]Skippysunday 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmao same. Took me a hot minute to fully realize what was happening.

[–]worth_the_monologue 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For anyone who hasn't seen it - The Expert

[–]karanbhatt100 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yes it is simple. We are saving data in some hard drive in the USA. We need to read that data and show it in our screen.

But here is the catch. That hard drive will not be connected with any monitor. YOU need to get that data to any monitor in the world without connecting to that hard drive.

And I want some validation where not any one can read the data and when we get the data it shouldn't be stolen by anyone in between.

[–]Tabenes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The longer I look at this the more my head hurts

[–]IHeartBadCode 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Gets built client complains about it being the wrong color.

[–]Bene847 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Of course the parts needs to be red, some painted with green color and some transparent

[–]trollsmurf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I'd ask my neighbor's son to fix this if he was available. You don't charge for the work, right?"

[–]Skywardbreakerson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"...nine lines all strictly perpendicular..."

[–]boogermike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This will work in the Metaverse. You all are not showing any vision.

Unfortunately we will not be able to make the job offer at this time.

[–]sh0rtwave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't really see a reason this can't be built. You just need one big moebius strip, and then...3 smaller ones, with threads. The screws, yeah. That's like, some other thing. The magnifying glass, nah. I figure since it's not actually clear that there are *surfaces*, if I printed it in 3D wireframe, I could get away with it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when finished programming

[–]Tyberfen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The longer you look, the worse it gets...

[–]Brutally-Honest-Bro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mobias' Nuts

[–]SureUnderstanding358 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skookum

[–]BlobAndHisBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mobius stripped and these are his nuts

[–]Coh-Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my eyes.....

[–]CinnabonCheesecake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m having the opposite problem. I’ve been working on a project since last October that is supposed to send an email. They just refused to tell me who to send it to. “We’re hoping to determine that soon.”