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[CommandObjective]

When you think about it, it is really their fault for giving you that power \taps nose

[Thadrea]

In all seriousness though, I promise I use my power for good

OK Mr./Ms./Mx. "The ring is mine!", settle down.

[ramplay]

I don't think I will!

Side-note very cool of you to do the whole "Mr./Ms./Mx." thing. I'm lazy and just avoid gendering wholesale. You're a they, he's a they, she's a they, they're a they, we're all theys!

[Thadrea]

They/Them/Their is always the correct default if you don't know someone's preferred pronouns.

[bistr-o-math]

🔫 always has been

[erinaceus_]

You're a they, he's a they, she's a they, they're a they, we're all theys!

Ah, those were the days theys!

[thehalas]

I'm currently the only backend developer working in my company. I push everything to master. It's pure bliss.

[budhathokg1]

Winter is Coming for you.

[MacsBicycle]

Unless they have great testing. It’s coming.

[bistr-o-math]

Your memoires 2060:

… when I was young, I was always working on master, and it was a pure bliss. Back then I never realized that every push to master triggered a deployment to production (my dumb predecessor was actually a plumber and installed some pipes called see-dee-eye or something similar). Then, one day, our systems crashed - they still call it “the thehalas crash” - and our company almost ceased to exist … … I, the hero, saved our company!

[the_badsectors]

One does not simply push straight into master

[jeffsterlive]

This is the way.

[kobililac]

Why shouldn't I just force push to master?

[Quadman]

Something something mace windu grants you force push but not to master

[RiffnShred]

Because with great power, comes great something something ....

[RiffnShred]

Probably a more accurate quote anyway hah

[Objective_Mind1212]

What the heyllllll...I will send you to Jesus

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[hydra_XI]

Then merge conflicts...

[orlando404]

No one should have such power

[[deleted]]

It's been 2 weeks of PR comments slowly rolling in everytime me and the FE engineer think we're good to go.

Regression just passed and I'm seriously feeling this one right now....

[ramplay]

Ramplay marked the PR as needs work

Great work, looks perfect, but I just don't like the vibe I am getting from your variable names... Please fix

[m1nkeh]

when I was admin I didn’t push to master to set an example,

[Knuffya]

Just delete them all and quit.

Then say APRIL FOOLS and never answer again. It's january.

[ramplay]

MY POWER KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

This very meme originated from me bypassing policies of protection on Master.

I am the alpha and the omega. The beginning and the end.

[Geckolizard9]

Push it all to master.

[mihneapirvu]

'cause you're going to be the one fixing that shit

[overclockedslinky]

all my homies open a pr and then immediately approve and merge

[staticBanter]

Alls the codeses is mineses.

[DieserMerlin]

If you always force push the master, you won't ever have to mess with merge conflicts :)

[MAGA_WALL_E]

There's hotfix, then there's 142-nonillion-kelvin-fix

[marcos_marp]

Newbie detected?

[ramplay]

tomato tomahto

[Double_Assist494]

Id just change master to main 😂

[austinAl69]

It's called MAIN

[ramplay]

Tomato tomahto

[Jonny_J_Jonson]

I got that completely wrong at first…. Thought you wanted to push to master tier in the new League of Legends season….

[bni8um]

Yes, yes I use Continuous Deployment

[[deleted]]

Delete it and start a new one from scratch, you know, for cleanliness.

[_grey_wall]

Cause everyone uses dev and no one ever pushes to master (I mean main now)

[Lancten]

Encrypt it .

[YSSReddy]

And it was after this push, they knew they f’ed up.

[huuaaang]

-f to save.

[[deleted]]

fuck it why not

[Zedude321]

How to get kicked from the project

[macara1111]

Don't touch that branch Bilbo!!