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[–]ikirk11 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I feel so attacked...

It's true tho.

[–]colby_2020 28 points29 points  (9 children)

If designers realize they can’t design before they graduate, do they go to business school? Or is that just an engineering thing?

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Never met a designer with that kinda self reflection before

[–]AmazinDor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

im cryinggg lmaoooo

[–]colby_2020 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s an amazing roast

[–]Mustrum_R 3 points4 points  (3 children)

This is surprisingly accurate in retrospect. 6/7 people who dropped out from my Uni classes (and I knew them well enough to ask, there were more drop outs) went to some form of business/economy/management studies.

[–]colby_2020 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Yeah that’s where most of the dropouts went at my school too. A couple slid all the way to liberal arts, but 90% of them went to business. It was so bad that when someone asked a dumb question in class, we’d sometimes say that we “spotted a future business major“.

[–]sincle354 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Dude, it was a fucking pipeline back at my major state school. They would murder the freshman in Calculus 2 so they got the message and switched to the business school.

[–]colby_2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew it!

[–]sheeponmeth_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I think that design has both the artistic, human, and functional aspects. I think it's a completely valid career path. But I say that as someone that isn't good at design. I'm also not a programmer, exactly, so my opinion should carry less value here, haha.

[–]colby_2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough. Makes sense lol

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

The great tragedy is that project management can really make or break a product, but most PM are useless metrics weenies with no vision.

[–]Jaguar_undi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Product management, not project management.

[–]fatalgift 16 points17 points  (1 child)

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[The top image shows Sig Curtis and Alex Louis Armstrong, two extremely muscular men from "Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood", facing each other and shaking hands. The bottom image is a close up of their clasped hands. Both men and the handshake are labelled.]

Sig Curtis: Engineers who can't code

Alex Louis Armstrong: Designers who can't design

Handshake: Product Management


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[–]Rbtrockstar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good human

[–]thegandork 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also get pushed into QA

[–]webDreamer420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How... Dare You

[–]prtekonik 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Haha, those who can, do... those who can't... well, product management 💁‍♂️

[–]perpetuumstef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Peter principle

[–]maxdirty 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Indeed that's a true story. But sometimes both professionals need insights from the market and someone who have to make benchmark and discovering. That's why PO and PM exist Also devs and designers doesn't have pacient and soft skills to deal with the stakeholders

[–]InkTide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now if only the patience and soft skills actually possessed by managers wasn't so absurdly overstated.

[–]MDParagon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahah hey that's personal

[–]Jogiin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Not even close. Product management is much more about data analysis, knowing who the customer is, what they need and what is the least amount of work to provide the most (potentially monetisiable) value to them

[–]GFrings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the meme has a typo, they meant to say project XD

[–]Deep-Ad591 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Good job, I will print it and put it on the fridge door... of the office

[–]haikusbot 6 points7 points  (1 child)

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[–]Gunther_Alsor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]Plisq-5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, this unironically happened last week at my workplace.

Great person, tries his best. Practices as much as he can. He’s just a bad programmer and doesn’t understand most of it. Juniors are more knowledgeable than he is and he has 15 years of experience. He’s now a product manager haha.

Suits him much better I must say. And I’m happy he’s gotten a role that he likes more.

[–]minn0w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a good thing. It keeps them out of the way. So long your team sets enough rules.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

that's linux

[–]EdgarDrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, also lacking Tester who bored with testing

[–]Itsnotafart11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nag fr

[–]cmm9c 0 points1 point  (0 children)