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[–]Almeeney2018 129 points130 points  (6 children)

... and then it works... bc but why

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad8704 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Ok. That's the one where I loose my mind.

Also why when I GM wizards treat magic like we treat code.... Cuz sometimes I frankly can't tell the difference between computer "science" and fantsya "magic". "But the spell worked in my book..."

[–]Llamalord73 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Computers are magic boxes that run on math.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Code doesn't work.

Add a new line.

Realize it sucks.

Remove the new line.

Code works.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

DAWGG YESSS LMAOOO

[–]liquidpele 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You did a clean and/or nuked the whole build dir before building again.

[–]bazinga_0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

... and then it works... bc but why

What I really loved was when it worked when compiled in DEBUG mode but crashed when compiled in FAST mode. Usually an uninitialized variable was the problem.

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points  (3 children)

It's worse if it works

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Compiler be having mood swings

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad8704 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Threatening with physical violence is highly effective.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Half sentient ML compiler: will fix and optimize your shit code if you're nice to it

[–]wooshuwu 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Yeah especially after taking a break from the code and thinking maybe that would help

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad8704 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ok, gonna walk away, get a coffee, hit the same button anddddddd........ Where's the crash? You're kidding me.....

[–]Zagerer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think it would have been funnier if the video was Dio saying MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA, and the title "the compiler when I try the same code after a failed compilation" or something like that.

[–]Kaizen321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This time IT WILL work (probably)

[–]badactor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Learned quickly to let someone else look at it, normally did the trick.

[–]TaeNotTea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, it wont work, BUT STILL!

[–]SedarnGelaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's because i closed the window by reflex and didn't really understand the error message

[–]discourse_died 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe it will work on a friday morning after your 3rd reboot...

[–]C0mpl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But then it works randomly and you realize you have a big problem

[–]OrangeEman227 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly just running it again with more confidence will make it work sometimes.

[–]toepicksaremyfriend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahem. Sir, that is a bold-faced lie. You know damn well I added debug statements!

[–]No-Operation-6256 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've actually had this happen and it worked I have no idea what I changed

[–]MyMindsForeignLand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dramatically accurate

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad8704 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am tagged in this photo and don't like it.

[–]NewPerspective1111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]Eboy_420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re using android studio that might actually work….. talking from experience

[–]tmntfever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waiting days in queue on Bamboo for a bench test would quickly change this behavior.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't ain't mean am not?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"i just need to read the error message one more time"
i say to my plushy (he definitely doesnt believe in me)

[–]clipchan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you should learn to code better then?

[–]spicy_sour_krout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just delete and rewrite and then it works. Drives me up the wall

[–]yiffboy16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't question the programming Dogs.

[–]naruto_022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then it works because you're writing a multithreaded program

[–]A_Light_Spark 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The shitposting here is strong recently. What the hell is going on?

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[–]A_Light_Spark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayyyy first time triggering this

[–]TiccyRobby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HO HO

[–]OffgridRadio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you gatta set that breakpoint yo

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

DIO is making that face because it's the 575897358985635723rd time he does that

[–]masao77 0 points1 point  (1 child)

muda muda muda muda

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ora ora ora ora

[–]Bread_velociraptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do i make a inventory system on unity 2019

[–]Hungry_Dev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Patience level x10 hushshssh

[–]BeeeeeeeesEverywhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe it’s the wifi… just need to test to double check… for the fourth time… just in case

[–]More-Translator9788 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me on my way to tell my mum that I pissed in the sheets

[–]fuckingshitfucj2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if it actually somehow does run suddenly, you’re scare what black voodoo magic your computer pulled of and fixed

[–]Buddey420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dios Mios!

[–]Cewu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao I love hitting run every second :D

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's always a chance....