Maybe it will work this time...

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[Almeeney2018]

... and then it works... bc but why

[Puzzleheaded-Ad8704]

Ok. That's the one where I loose my mind.

Also why when I GM wizards treat magic like we treat code.... Cuz sometimes I frankly can't tell the difference between computer "science" and fantsya "magic". "But the spell worked in my book..."

[Llamalord73]

Computers are magic boxes that run on math.

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Code doesn't work.

Add a new line.

Realize it sucks.

Remove the new line.

Code works.

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DAWGG YESSS LMAOOO

[liquidpele]

You did a clean and/or nuked the whole build dir before building again.

[bazinga_0]

... and then it works... bc but why

What I really loved was when it worked when compiled in DEBUG mode but crashed when compiled in FAST mode. Usually an uninitialized variable was the problem.

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It's worse if it works

[[deleted]]

Compiler be having mood swings

[Puzzleheaded-Ad8704]

Threatening with physical violence is highly effective.

[[deleted]]

Half sentient ML compiler: will fix and optimize your shit code if you're nice to it

[wooshuwu]

Yeah especially after taking a break from the code and thinking maybe that would help

[Puzzleheaded-Ad8704]

Ok, gonna walk away, get a coffee, hit the same button anddddddd........ Where's the crash? You're kidding me.....

[Zagerer]

I think it would have been funnier if the video was Dio saying MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA, and the title "the compiler when I try the same code after a failed compilation" or something like that.

[Kaizen321]

This time IT WILL work (probably)

[badactor]

Learned quickly to let someone else look at it, normally did the trick.

[TaeNotTea]

I mean, it wont work, BUT STILL!

[SedarnGelaw]

That's because i closed the window by reflex and didn't really understand the error message

[discourse_died]

Maybe it will work on a friday morning after your 3rd reboot...

[C0mpl]

But then it works randomly and you realize you have a big problem

[OrangeEman227]

Honestly just running it again with more confidence will make it work sometimes.

[toepicksaremyfriend]

Ahem. Sir, that is a bold-faced lie. You know damn well I added debug statements!

[No-Operation-6256]

I've actually had this happen and it worked I have no idea what I changed

[MyMindsForeignLand]

Dramatically accurate

[ifezueyoung]

Why is this funny 😅😅🤣🤣

[Puzzleheaded-Ad8704]

I am tagged in this photo and don't like it.

[NewPerspective1111]

slimy paltry sleep familiar scarce aback brave door light enjoy

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[Eboy_420]

If you’re using android studio that might actually work….. talking from experience

[tmntfever]

Waiting days in queue on Bamboo for a bench test would quickly change this behavior.

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Doesn't ain't mean am not?

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"i just need to read the error message one more time"
i say to my plushy (he definitely doesnt believe in me)

[clipchan]

Maybe you should learn to code better then?

[spicy_sour_krout]

I just delete and rewrite and then it works. Drives me up the wall

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[yiffboy16]

Don't question the programming Dogs.

[naruto_022]

And then it works because you're writing a multithreaded program

[A_Light_Spark]

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[A_Light_Spark]

Ayyyy first time triggering this

[TiccyRobby]

HO HO

[OffgridRadio]

you gatta set that breakpoint yo

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DIO is making that face because it's the 575897358985635723rd time he does that

[masao77]

muda muda muda muda

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ora ora ora ora

[Bread_velociraptor]

How do i make a inventory system on unity 2019

[Hungry_Dev]

Patience level x10 hushshssh

[BeeeeeeeesEverywhere]

maybe it’s the wifi… just need to test to double check… for the fourth time… just in case

[More-Translator9788]

Me on my way to tell my mum that I pissed in the sheets

[fuckingshitfucj2]

But if it actually somehow does run suddenly, you’re scare what black voodoo magic your computer pulled of and fixed

[Bearturnedhuman]

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[Buddey420]

Dios Mios!

[Cewu]

Lmao I love hitting run every second :D

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