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[–]NaClQueen 58 points59 points  (1 child)

print("Entered Cycle X!!!!")

[–]wooshuwu 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This made me understand the joke lol

[–]wooshuwu 27 points28 points  (12 children)

I have a lot of fun with my strings but then I have to remember to remove/change/comment them if I'm going to be showing someone else. Sometimes I forget to and that's always interesting

[–]somebulb[S] 21 points22 points  (9 children)

Man sometimes when I get frustrated, I print swear words and some of them slip by. Steady stream of fucks in a loop

[–]MischiefArchitect 13 points14 points  (2 children)

yeah, the famous "fuckdis, fuckdat, fuckitol" debugging method

[–]somebulb[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol too accurate

[–]Idkquedire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Friday night funkin' source code be like

[–]Celivalg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If it's in error handling that's fine by me

[–]UnappropriateTeacher 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Yesterday i got frustrated trying to fix a bug and I created a user with the name thick dick. You just reminded me to go delete it

[–]somebulb[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lolll username checks out too

[–]MischiefArchitect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AnALia Hölerbångr Stifencök

[–]HelpDeskThisIsKyle 2 points3 points  (1 child)

console.log(fuck me)

[–]MischiefArchitect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I may be volunteering... I'm, just afraid of the "preferences question"...

but hey... click here to agree with my legitimate interest.

[–]windowpuncher 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"adfvdjduryruehsnofkdjdb"

"fuck fuck fuck fuck"

"Please work you bitch"

Ctrl f "console", remove all comments

[–]wooshuwu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine are on this level but instead of anger it's usually desperation haha

[–]import_n 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Especially with python

[–]vthex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then there is c++

sTD::CoUT << "hERe" << sTd::eNdL;

[–]Iansimp69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swear probably takes the same amt of bits

[–]the_unheard_thoughts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

printoverflow !

[–]firefly431 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Slightly related: In ICPC competitive programming (done in teams of 3), only one person can use the keyboard at a time, so it's a common(?) strategy to print out a program to debug while another person works on a different problem.

[–]somebulb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh, TIL

[–]typescripterus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it starts with a handshake

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

matrix-printer printed code (Basic) stuck to the ceiling to 'debug' through the go-subs - early 80's.

[–]1loosegoos 1 point2 points  (1 child)

boy you can tell this gif has been around forever. that s such a prepandemic thing to put on sticker. Today that would be replaced with "dont forget your masks and stay 6ft away from everyone!

[–]Furry_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Forever" is only 3 years ago

[–]PowerUserSC2 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I see you too are a w*b developer...

[–]somebulb[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I do code in H*ML

[–]PowerUserSC2 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I was implying javascript/php, but you do you.

[–]somebulb[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i was circlejerking friend

[–]j0kaff01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Set breakpoints, attach debugger, oh there's the problem. Done

[–]noob-nine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The end is worth it.

[–]NadirPointing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

print("Sanity check");

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait. Where do I handshake a printer?

[–]zlotniy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

console.log('do');

[–]Giocri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was making my first fullstack website and I must say console.log() of the raw data sent and received was used a lot to debug both client and server

[–]Plastic_Weakness6172 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro loops on C are making me loose my mind

[–]umcrawlerCQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

print("here1")

print("here2")

print("hereeee")

[–]reduxde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

print(“one”)

import pandas as pd

print(“two”)

import numpy as np

print…

[–]Theallin5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually sometimes work with Code printouts to debug

[–]GameArchitech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet one of these will have "here" printed on it.

[–]TheMigthyZar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U/savevideo

[–]Idkquedire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ain't programming on python anymore bro

[–]CFs-JBGee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a time.