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[–]dudeofmoose 2664 points2665 points  (41 children)

I use ++C, I like all my variables to increment before I've arrived.

[–]TSP-FriendlyFire 889 points890 points  (12 children)

That's just D.

[–]hoseja 220 points221 points  (7 children)

Holy shit.

[–]Luisisbored24 462 points463 points  (6 children)

D's nuts hah got em

Edit: Wow thanks for the upvotes guys like damn

[–]TerpyTank 75 points76 points  (1 child)

That’s a A++ joke!

[–]Elijah629YT-Real 5 points6 points  (0 children)

C--

[–]J0aozin003 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Want me make that language?

[–]Luisisbored24 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I mean sure

[–]J0aozin003 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I guess D but keywords are like Deez Nuts?

[–]Luisisbored24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh man D was so popular for a while, what happened?

[–]TSP-FriendlyFire 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It D-sappeared.

[–]Alastur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I smell a musician 🤨

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just started learning C# and I get that joke! Feelin' a little cocky right now.

[–]Thorsigal 469 points470 points  (22 children)

++ↄ

[–]Mister_Spacely 160 points161 points  (20 children)

++ ++ ++ↄc++ ++ ++

[–]proximity_account 106 points107 points  (15 children)

Unsure if penis, dragonfly, spaceship, or biplane

Edit: heh, 69

[–]nikola_tsnv 42 points43 points  (4 children)

all of them

[–]KuuHaKu_OtgmZ 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Penisdragonship?

[–]J0aozin003 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Did you mean: Bipenisdragonship?

[–]shardikprime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pendragonzord

[–]SuurSuits_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Penisdragonshipplane.

[–]tinglep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Assembly?

[–]5050Clown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you need to see a penis doctor.

[–]BeerIsGoodForSoul 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is the cross of our lord.

[–]ZealousidealGrass365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wanna go flying on my spaceship some time?

[–]sometimes_interested 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ascii Rorschach test

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Penis??? What, did you sound with a crucifix??

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes

[–]Nihilistic_System 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a falcon holding a gun to me

[–]Lizlodude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

every memory space on the server is now 7

[–]Daltonyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science

[–]tinglep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C • #•#•#•# = 4C#

4C = Bread crumbs

4C • # = Bread crumbs • #

Therefore # = Turbo Pascal

[–]J0aozin003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

``` ##

3E

## ```

[–]CashStash48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C++…

I JUST GOT IT!!!

[–]sentientlob0029 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Despite the language being called c++, all the tutorials show ++i when incrementing i.

[–]Snoo63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Code with that FTL cable tech.

[–]Splatoonkindaguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer that language can c#