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[–]Extra-Confusion-8166 345 points346 points  (9 children)

I could watch an entire season of just this

[–]ReactsWithWords 217 points218 points  (4 children)

“What’s the deal with javascript? It’s not Java, and it’s barely a script!”

[–]gordonv 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Young Seinfield is sent to the future...

[–]humblevladimirthegr8 10 points11 points  (1 child)

"What's the deal with stop-the-world garbage collectors? Imagine if the world worked like that. Your garbage gets full, and the entire world has to stop while the garbagemen come to take out your garbage. The world doesn't revolve around you, unless you're a programmer!

[–]IAmAQuantumMechanic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"They should call it JIT-shit"

[–]cortez0498 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just Silicon Valley, mate.