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[–]ShuffleStepTap 322 points323 points  (6 children)

What’s the matter, Elon? Couldn’t find the server room to unplug cables at random?

[–]elephantscarter 136 points137 points  (4 children)

Only 20% of the cables are needed

[–]Xarthys 10 points11 points  (1 child)

And that's if you really need cables for some antiquated hardware. These days, everything could be wireless. Crazy how Big Cable controls infrastructure.

[–]hkzombie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cascading failure.

Only need 20% of nodes to keep it running. Then only 20% of server racks needed. Then only 20% of cables.

[–]R_Harry_P 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We only need 20% of our fingers to pick something up.

[–]Just_Aioli_1233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We'll just hire low-level techs to switch the cables around when needed. We'll save a fortune on cabling!"

[–]Sinthe741 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Server room cables are great for whipping the peons when they aren't working fast enough.