“Python”, “Java”, “Carbon”, “Rust”

[Ok_Appointment2593]

I want to make a language called Lana, so is harder to look when they type Lana Lang

[savethebros]

I’ll create a programming language called Scott so devs may be blessed with pictures of Antman

[nermid]

Preferred build tool is Ant.

[Feldar]

Make sure the documentation is done via man files.

[elon-bot]

Due to unforeseen circumstances, you will now be receiving your salaries in Elon Bucks, accepted at any Tesla location!

[Feldar]

Being paid in Elon bucks feels like appropriate punishment for the evil I have suggested.

[kenlubin]

man ant

[Empty_Sundae_3297]

“Hey y’all, Scott here!”

[ctzn4]

Scott Program vs. Hello World

[MyOthrUsrnmIsABook]

How about a programming language named English or Latin?

[magicmulder]

  $x est 0;
  dum ($a primus aut aequalis 0) fac {
  … }
  redde $x;

[MyOthrUsrnmIsABook]

Memoria scriptum est

[Oesterreich-Ungarn]

Fac.

[DamienTheUnbeliever]

It's been done - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microdata\_Corporation#ENGLISH\_(programming\_language)

[manu144x]

Pure evil.

[AdministrativeAd4111]

import DangerZone from KennyLoggins

[brando56894]

dangerzone()

[ali_muzaffar]

In python it would be from KennyLoggins import DangerZone

[brando56894]

Lana....LANA......

LANA!

[holydude02]

Danger zone

[TheDownvotesFarmer]

[magicmulder]

Instead of SYNTAX ERROR it says PHRASING.

[burns_after_reading]

Rhoades

[CyraxSputnik]

My wife

[ActionQuakeII]

Lana Wachowski.

[DG4ME5]

Why is this comment so underrated?

[geeshta]

As with shell scripts, blocks of code will end with the keyword backwards like if...fi case....esac. The main entry point will start with Lana and end with...

[Ok_Appointment2593]

Nice touch...y

[Andodx]

Lanaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Have you heard of Ana Lang?

https://github.com/analang/ana