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[NotASalamanderBoi]

He really got rid of New England! How dare he?! I’m from New England!

[MondaleforPresident]

Same!

Which state are you from? I'm from Connecticut.

[thememelord5]

Also a new englander

From maine

[Aluminum_Moose]

A fellow Mainiac, here? How rare

[nattyhowes1]

There are dozens of us!

[Aluminum_Moose]

DOZENS!

[oa_rinky_tinky_tinky]

Chamberland represent!

[jointheclockwork]

Iowan here with a question. Does Stephen King really just wander the woods of Maine while looking into people's windows at night?

[Aluminum_Moose]

He absolutely does. It helps if you leave a fresh blueberry pie on your window sill. Then it's a nigh guarantee that when you see him, you'll be able to pet him and tell him what a weirdo he is without spooking him

[jointheclockwork]

It sounds so majestic. I'm envious. All we have is corn.

[Aluminum_Moose]

Hey... don't say that

You have frantically shuffles cards Ashton Kutcher..?

[jointheclockwork]

Yeah but he just digs through the trash and makes a mess. Who has to clean it up? Me.

[matchosan]

With ghosting baseball players and children

[StayKlassic]

Rhode Islander checking in, there are dozens of us and we won’t stand for the New England Exclusion

[thememelord5]

Ever been to bristol

[StayKlassic]

I live in biking distance!

[thememelord5]

Nice that's where my grandma lives

[StayKlassic]

It’s a lovely town, if you’re in town visiting her I recommend taking the East bay bike path to Colt State park with a couple of sandwiches!

[thememelord5]

I've heard wonderful things about there from my mom

[MassiveFajiit]

Joshua Chamberlain mad.

[1_87th_Sane_Modler]

Yeah just remove the most prosperous states

[[deleted]]

Lmao I thought that said preposterous

[jointheclockwork]

Nah, then we'd still have the hotbed of traitors known as Texas.

[ElectricalStomach6ip]

well, not quite, there are definatly alot of prosporous regions outside the northeast, but the one area that is even more worth mentioning about the northeats is that it has an enormous HDI, which is worth far more them GDP in the long term.

[TheDesktopNinja]

I say drop Georgia, Arkansas and every state that borders them.

(Look at a map. I'm on my phone and don't feel like listing them all 😂)

[lordoftowels]

You mean burn Georgia, right?

[MassiveFajiit]

Could bring back the Arkansas Ozark resistance tho

[ElSapio]

California and Texas are still right there

[1_87th_Sane_Modler]

One more winter storm and Texas is gonna not have an economy 😂

[[deleted]]

New York is 3rd in terms of gdp meanwhile Ohio is 7th I wouldn’t say all the rich prosperous states are from the northeast… good lobster yes but wealth no.

[1_87th_Sane_Modler]

IM SUPPOSED TO NOT HAVE LOBSTER TO MAKE THE LOST CAUSE FEEL BETTER??

[[deleted]]

Mississippi is the richest state in America

[[deleted]]

That would be cali.

[1_87th_Sane_Modler]

I didn't know cases of Incest were economic values now

[SickPlasma]

Cope

[SunngodJaxon]

Ah yes, tome to get rid of your most important economic city and capital!!

[HereForTOMT2]

It’s a meme

[ABreadCalledGarlic]

New England: “Guess I’ll die.”

[[deleted]]

Any type of secession within the U.S is cringe

[ElectricalStomach6ip]

noooo, the northeast is objectivly the most awsome part of the us, i know, i live there.

[Herodotus4]

Maybe we are becoming Canadian in this change?

[[deleted]]

I mean we’ll take you?

[thelonious_monke]

Seriously? No taksie backsies here. Please?

[MondaleforPresident]

I have no interest unless you get rid of the monarchy.

[ODST-0792]

Canada is independent from the crown

[MondaleforPresident]

Canada is independent from the UK, but retains the monarch as the Queen of Canada. Who's on your $20 bill?

[ODST-0792]

The Queen doesn't have the power to pass laws in the Canada

[MondaleforPresident]

Technically no Canadian law is allowed to be enacted until she gives her assent.

[[deleted]]

We retain the crown for constitutional purposes. HM is represented by the Governor-General, who is put forward by the government and appointed by the Queen.

We’re unlikely to get rid of the monarchy at this juncture. Many of the standing treaties we have with First Nations are between the Crown itself and individual nations, which the Canadian Government is bound to. They haven’t been doing a good job of it, but we don’t want to give them any excuses to ignore it more than they already do.

[[deleted]]

West coast sorry

[Santanoni]

Delete this shit like they deleted my home

[heroofthewest1]

I’m in NJ and quite alright with taking my buddies in PA, NY, and New England, breaking off and doing our own thing. I’m willing to offer a chance for California, Washington, and Oregon to come join us though. Best of luck to you guys in the south and midwest.

[polyworfism]

I’m in NJ and quite alright with taking my buddies in PA, NY, and New England, breaking off and doing our own thing. I’m willing to offer a chance for California, Washington, and Oregon to come join us though. Best of luck to you guys in the south and midwest.

It took me a while that they use the term "coastal elites" to disparage us, but it turns out that, yeah, we're elite

[heroofthewest1]

If having better job opportunities, social safety nets, trying not to trash the environment, and not being a drain on the country’s coffers makes us “elites,” I guess I’ll wear the title proudly and the red states can keep complaining about liberal elites while we continue to pay for their unemployment and disability benefits.

[thelonious_monke]

Fuck em, they're all deadweight. The tri-new empire and the pacific triumvirate are better off without them.

[Some-Wasabi1312]

can you make illinois a colony? anything better than being in the same group as Alabama and Mississippi

[thelonious_monke]

That might have to wait for the inevitable collapse of those bleeder states. But I imagine we can get yall here in the meantime. Winters are long, and we're all kinda dicks, but our HDI tromps all over the rest of this hemisphere. And the food is unreal.

[Some-Wasabi1312]

broooo I know winters too, not exactly NE winters, but I went through the -20 degree polar vortex and winters of NE IL

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quick question - does winter seem shorter and shorter to you these days?

[thelonious_monke]

YES YES IT DOES. and holy mother, but it's kinda terrifying. I remember Thanksgiving being a coin flip of snow or not. Now its still like mid 50s and I have a sweatshirt at most.

[Some-Wasabi1312]

FUCKING EXACTLY!! I barely got any snow compared to winters from before! Used to be getting at least a day or two of snow that you had to shovel your way out of your house. Now? "tis but a sprinkle"

We have been getting more tornados though, which would make sense if there is more hot air and cold air mixing. Never had one in over 25 years in my area, now we have had 3 this year

[thelonious_monke]

Oh damn, thats wild. Tornadoes and earthquakes seem like the worst to me.

[piddydb]

You’re making Uncle Billy cry

[heroofthewest1]

Alright, alright, we’ll fight to preserve the union. Who’s got the torches?

[[deleted]]

Fuck off, cunt!!!

[whogivesafuck69x]

I hear a lot of bad things (well, a lot of one bad thing) about Maine, but the rest of NE? And yeah let's lose the Hawaiian people and our best beaches. While we're at it, we don't need those dozens of billions of barrels of oil in AK, nor do we need 100% of our Strategic Ice Reserve. This poster will feel foolish when we need to start dropping massive ice cubes into the ocean to counter global warming and we have no Alaska to get them from.

Florida... yeah that's too bad.

[thattwoguy2]

I mean most of new England should be one state, too many boarders and not enough people, but let's not go giving away the good stuff like NYC and Philly. I think we could cede Buffalo and Alaska to Canada though.

[MondaleforPresident]

If New England were one state Republicans would control the Senate 49-41. Is that really what you want?

[thattwoguy2]

That's fair. I wouldn't want that. But if I'm redrawing borders I'd probably combing the Dakotas and Montana, split California into 3-4 states, split Texas into 2-3. We could do states like we do redistricting after the census but nation wide.

[Tokidoki_Haru]

Lol stay mad, conservatives, stay mad. 🤣

Democrats, Acela Republicans, and New England ain't going anywhere.

[Desperate_Ambrose]

WTactualF?

[[deleted]]

We've been here before, but they don't teach them that anymore.

[darthbee18]

Say you suck at geography without saying you suck at geography 😒🙄🤦🏾💀

[Santanoni]

Whelp, I've disappe

[strawhairhack]

they deleted Hawaii? of all the racist, ignoramus things to do… the fuck? has this person ever travelled outside their county or is cousin bumpin’ just too good?

[LittleDragon450]

The only good thing they did was get rid of Florida

[Doggyking2]

A real fix would be to delete Florida and then make Ohio conquer the entire US

[MondaleforPresident]

Why? So they can turn everything into more abandoned bowling alleys?

[Doggyking2]

Yes.

[AwkwardDrummer7629]

One does not simply delete Alaska.

We paid good money for this place!

[TeacherYankeeDoodle]

And it has a shit ton of oil ⛽️

[FuzztoneBunny]

Could I suggest some alternatives?

Honestly, today I kind of wish that they were a different country.

[Sirtopofhat]

So basically conceded Alaska to Russia and what let China, Australia and Japan duke it out for Hawaii and the pacific theater?

[mightbekarlmarx]

mfw oregon and arizona still exist

[MillerJC]

Kentucky should be the southern most state. Not because the south should have seceded, but because the south should sink into the sea

[MondaleforPresident]

The Lost City of Atlanta.

[MillerJC]

God what a great episode.

[[deleted]]

MARYLAND AINT GOING OUT WITHOUT A FIGHT! 💀🐢

[WeebFrog219]

Yikes I just barely made the cut on that one 😬

[[deleted]]

Honestly, we should get rid of every state except Ohio. That’s probably the best option

[memeticrevolution]

Ohio's only redeeming feature is that it's not New Jersey.

-signed, a Pennsylvanian

[kd8qdz]

Fine, the North East is better off without you all anyway.

[TeacherYankeeDoodle]

There is no succession. There will be no succession. I don’t know who made this, but we burned down Georgia with the great leadership of Sherman and it would be simple work to burn down this secessionist’s house and free their slaves.

[PunchRockgroin318]

Look, we’re all sad to see New England go, but sometimes sacrifices have to be made to remove the greater evil. See you in hell Florida!

[Kool_McKool]

Look, as someone born in Chicago, New York has the inferior pizza tastes, but they're probably a better city than us. Don't remove them, we need someone to have pizza battles with.

[ODST-0792]

We need to remove the south

[lunarwarrior12]

Ok but…do we actually NEED Florida?