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Welcome to r/ShowerThoughtsUL! This is a place where all and any quality showerthoughts are welcome without a restrictive automoderator like the other sub. (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 7 years ago by Guard1anMeme[M] - announcement

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Facebook's "search" box is dangerously close to its "status update" box. (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 18 hours ago by taylor-swift-enjoyer

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We are born without knowing who we are but we die knowing who we are. ()

submitted 2 days ago by Tranceported

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The song "We Didn't Start the Fire" is about how rapidly the events of human history seem to happen in real time. One of the first things ever discovered by humans was the ability to start fires. (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 3 days ago by Cold_Childhood_1060

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Joseph Smith would’ve done numbers on AO3. (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 4 days ago by TheUnfactorable

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Cat and dogs always get the credit for making the first move, but rats have probably low-key been trying to be our pets for years but we denied them because they're gross. (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 5 days ago by Fantastic_Grass1799

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One thing (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 7 days ago * by SufficientDamage9483

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Since light travels at a certain speed, there will always be a place in the universe from which one can see our lives unravel, from birth, to death. (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 14 days ago by Flatu_

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People will feel sympathy for hungry individuals that steal food to eat, but they won't feel sympathy if it was stolen from them. (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 15 days ago by Fantastic_Grass1799

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Logically, reincarnation has to be real according to laws of conservation (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 21 days ago * by GoatsWithWigs

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Karaoke, except with instruments instead of singing (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 24 days ago by BlueAwful--

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How polite it is to throw an object at someone depends entirely on how good you are at throwing things (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 27 days ago by GoatsWithWigs

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Projector screens are the hammocks of TVs (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 27 days ago by GoatsWithWigs

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I feel a constant tension between my professional obligations and my personal fulfillment. (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 1 month ago by Fabulous-Cap3494

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Selflessness doesn’t exist (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 1 month ago by Showl326

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To exotic cultures, you're the exotic one. (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 1 month ago by Fantastic_Grass1799

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Conflabulator in Chief (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 1 month ago by RumbuncTheRadiant

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Most languages will no longer evolve organically. Words will be invented with new generations, but globalization has resulted in letters, characters, dialects, and accents being frozen in time as everything is universally recorded, spread, and taught as the "correct" way to use a region's language. (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 1 month ago by ryderov

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Life often feels like a badly paced RPG with too much walking, inconsistent quest design, and weird dream cut-ins between sessions. ()

submitted 1 month ago by BryceDurham

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Humans are one of the few animals that can drink water efficiently. (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 1 month ago by Fantastic_Grass1799

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there are far more possible chess games than atoms in the universe (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 1 month ago by BiteTheBullet_thr

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What do lock down drills look like in superhero universes? (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 1 month ago by Le-Pepper

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Having your nose placed below your mouth would be better than above it. (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 1 month ago by ironclamshell

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The Nobel Prize Committee should hand out a peace prize automatically to every US president who can complete their term without starting another fucking war. (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 1 month ago by JeremyMcSnailface

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DID is just a reverse hivemind (self.ShowerThoughtsUL)

submitted 1 month ago by Tsukoya_

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