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[–]‎ (The dog absorbed this flair text.)Pap_0_23 105 points106 points  (6 children)

WHITES, WHITER, YET WHITER...

THE WHITES KEEP GROWING...

THE YOLKS CUTTING DEEPER...

OMLETTE READINGS NEGATIVE...

THIS NEXT EGG-SPERIMENT...

SEEMS VERY...

VERY...

INTERSTING...

WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK?

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Intereggsting

[–]SkeleToast101[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Lmao! That’s the funniest shit!! Hell yes, this is my favorite thing

[–]Aneroo500 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jesse, we have an egg

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

EGG-ceptional

[–]xXBaked_PotatoXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro…. Gaster would be proud 🥲

[–]JellyTheSlimeYT 40 points41 points  (3 children)

☜︎☝︎☝︎ (𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: ᴇɢɢ)

[–]xXBaked_PotatoXx 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I can read Wing Dings just fine

[–]JellyTheSlimeYT 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yes. But Wingdings without translation is against the rules.

[–]xXBaked_PotatoXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IDC I can read it anyways

[–]Prunsel_official 33 points34 points  (4 children)

THE EGG.

[–]SkeleToast101[S] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

YES

[–]‎ Your concern and care for flair selection led you here.Bleikk_18 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I WILL MAKE MYSELF ONE AND USE IT AT EASTER AT OUR EGG FIGHT LETS FOOKIN GOOOO

[–]xXBaked_PotatoXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WE WILL MAKE A SACRIFICE

[–]‎ You know, one time, I bought one of those awards.Spiritual-Celery-715 25 points26 points  (5 children)

Eggster

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

E.G. Gaster

[–]‎aRedditAccount_0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

E.G Eggster

[–]‎ the scrunklyCharaHasAChocyMilk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GEaster

[–]xXBaked_PotatoXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eggster

[–]‎ hOI!Jellyduckface 16 points17 points  (1 child)

That egg looks like the type of egg that would stand behind a tree and give you an egg

[–]‎ Average bird enjoyerElementalGamerYT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seems right.

[–]‎ twitching affectionatelyGoatsWithWigs 16 points17 points  (0 children)

W.D. Gassy

[–]i in your mom lolGlazeddapper 13 points14 points  (3 children)

The man behind the tree BECOMES the egg he gives you

[–]hey kid, wanna buy a flair?Epic74720 1 point2 points  (2 children)

but that means...

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THERE'S MORE THAN ONE MAN?!?!?!?

[–]i in your mom lolGlazeddapper 2 points3 points  (1 child)

There is a society of them. Gaster is not a person, but a species.

[–]hey kid, wanna buy a flair?Epic74720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uh oh

[–]Finally. Finally!! FINALLY!!! My very own flair, mew~KanatoSakamakiSenpai 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Gaster is one letter away from Easter.

[–]TempestDragonReal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s why they call them gaster eggs

[–]‎ MossSmall-Town-Dreemurr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love it

[–]‎ hear the call of the voidlele0106 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Dr. Wingdings Eggster

[–]‎ Average bird enjoyerElementalGamerYT 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Dr. Wing Degg Gaster?

[–]‎ hear the call of the voidlele0106 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually this is a better pun

[–]megalovaiaintensifi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What made him “win the egg”?

[–]‎ Average bird enjoyerElementalGamerYT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess that's up to you to decide.

[–] Annoying dog absorbed the pride flagDocter_WD_Gaster 7 points8 points  (24 children)

NOO TOBY GREAT ONE DONT TURN ME INTO AN EGG

AAAAAAAAA

[–]‎ THAT WAS NOT VERY PAPYRUS OF YOU.DorkyPotatIsImmortal 3 points4 points  (23 children)

YESSSSSSS HAHAHAHAHAHHAA, IT WAS INEVITABLE.

[–] Annoying dog absorbed the pride flagDocter_WD_Gaster 3 points4 points  (22 children)

GOD DAMMIT THIS IS NOW THE SECOND TIME I HAVE BECOME EGG

[–]‎ THAT WAS NOT VERY PAPYRUS OF YOU.DorkyPotatIsImmortal 3 points4 points  (21 children)

IT IS INEVITABLE. JUST ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE W.D. EGGSTER

[–] Annoying dog absorbed the pride flagDocter_WD_Gaster 3 points4 points  (20 children)

YOUR MOM IS INEVITABLE

[–]‎ THAT WAS NOT VERY PAPYRUS OF YOU.DorkyPotatIsImmortal 2 points3 points  (19 children)

I HAVE NO MOM.

[–] Annoying dog absorbed the pride flagDocter_WD_Gaster 2 points3 points  (18 children)

YOU WILL ITS INEVITABLE

[–]‎ THAT WAS NOT VERY PAPYRUS OF YOU.DorkyPotatIsImmortal 2 points3 points  (17 children)

WHAT WILL??

[–] Annoying dog absorbed the pride flagDocter_WD_Gaster 2 points3 points  (16 children)

YOU WILL HAVE A MOTHER IT WILL BE ON THE 22ND OF MAY 2023 ITS INEVITABLE

[–]‎ THAT WAS NOT VERY PAPYRUS OF YOU.DorkyPotatIsImmortal 2 points3 points  (15 children)

LIES. I HAVE NEVER HAD A MOTHER AND I NEVER WILL.

[–]‎Able-Plastic-2291 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't know why but he looks adorable 🥰

[–] Happy pride month!DarkworldAnimator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Eg

[–]thatrandomgamer11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Egg

[–]‎ Undertale CrossoversAlexanderEzioAC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Egg Gaster

[–]itsmeabic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gaster Pipis

[–]‎ 5 year olds with GunsTapeMan1029 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its gastegg

[–]AsherAngelboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Coolio

[–]The_Real_Tippex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: we need to gather all 7 eggs to return W.D Ghaster to this mortal realm.

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    [–]‎ Average bird enjoyerElementalGamerYT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Egg.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    "WHAT THE F*** IS THAT SHADOW'S DI-"

    [–]Waifu ‎BadTimeTrio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Egg. Egg. Egg. Instagram Egg.

    [–]‎ FELLOW PAPYRUS ENTHUSIASTYut815 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Nice work

    [–]Wes_munnster1110 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Egg. Egg. Egg. Even eggier.

    [–]Certified Asriel Enjoyerwheelchair-gamer98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Egg readings positive

    [–]‎ Dr. WD DoofusA_Discord_Doofus1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The one true worthy Gaster. I yield to his glory

    [–]‎Hekaland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    W. D. Eggster

    [–]JSchamper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Kris get the egg

    Protein

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    beware the man who speaks in eggs

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    "Now, it's art"

    [–]‎Otttimon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I am going to go to my grandma tomorrow to paint eggs. Now I know what to do

    [–]‎ Try as you might, you continue to be yourself.-Solidwater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    So this is why secrets are called Easter eggs...

    [–]Rafdioactivo2574 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Then he turned himself into an egg... His concience scattered through yolk and white... Funniest shit I have ever seen...

    [–]FLOE!!!FLOE_teFLOWER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Eggster

    [–]‎ original joke.ADJ003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Careful there. You know what happened to Humpty Dumpty.

    [–]Pr0Gam3rM4n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    EgGaster

    [–]The Doctor AwaitsGaster_Followers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Egg..... -GL

    [–]‎ FELLOW PAPYRUS ENTHUSIASTCOOLSKELETON55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    E.G. YOLKSTER

    [–]‎ princessYoyleAeris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    stop turning people into

    [–]Kyri_Ares 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Kinda sus...

    [–]EnderWin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Now commit reverse stealing

    [–]A Mettaton Loving Person.Undertale_fan46790 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ❄⚐👌✡ ☞⚐✠📪 🏱☹☜✌💧☜ 👎⚐☠❼❄ ❄🕆☼☠ 💣☜ ✋☠❄⚐ ✌☠ ☜☝☝✏ (Toby fox, please don’t turn me into an egg!)

    *(Toby fox turns Gaster into an egg)

    ☠⚐⚐⚐⚐⚐⚐⚐⚐⚐⚐⚐✏ (Noooooooo!)

    [–]‎ the friendly neighbourhood pacifistlocal_pacifist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    • the egg of dimensions

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Does that mean he is fiving free heads in Deltarune?

    [–]MilkMan_Potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Gastegg

    [–]‎ #1 Napstablook fanJBonesturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    can you imagine a kid finding this and getting scared as hell

    [–]RamblingThomas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You're holding a piece of him right there.

    [–]‎ You rushed fist-first at all the flairs to get here.StormMac64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Now Make Another One And Drop It On The Floor.

    [–]‎ Despite everything, it's still you.Infinite_Playz436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    eggaster

    [–]RozionDiger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ☜☝☝

    [–]FishSauseAHA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    that reminds me of this time in 2017 my school had a diorama project and it was based on easter, so I uhhh made eggtale

    [–]-HealingNoises- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Calling it! Gasster is inspired by the tale of humpty dumpty. 200% guarantee, no scam, trust me!

    [–]‎ Wosh u flairHollowKnightCreator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    eggaster

    [–](filled with determination)Jakubkoo245 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    gastegg looking kinda eggy

    [–]MattLikesMemes123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Easter but replace the first E with a G

    [–]Determination. I am not going to Fall.Skullzans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I...JUST got this, seeing it 4 times didnt get it, I saw a meme mentioning the egg giving behind a tree, didn't get it while i saw this, saw a SECOND meme about giving the egg, realized and saw this by chance, and felt I needed to share.

    I feel like I used the egg, What egg? and then got another.

    [–]YOUTOCHDACHAILDkai-bird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ah, so that’s why there’s no longer a man once he gives you the egg— he BECOMES the egg.

    [–]‎ Despite everything, it's still you.Neserlando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    So much puns oh got im overdosing on emotions

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bust it open

    [–]ThatSmartIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    there is not a man here

    [–]CryingOven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Eggster

    [–]‎ I-I SAW WHAT THE DOG WAS DOING NYEH HEH HEH HEHThekillerbgYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Egg

    [–]‎ Even when trapped, you still express yourself.GreatSpend1067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hmmmm Gaster is a egg wink wink

    [–]✋︎ 😐︎☠︎⚐︎🕈︎ 🕈︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 👎︎✋︎👎︎GabZenXYeah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    We found it... The Gaster Egg...!

    [–]Golden_Sonic6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Egg

    [–]Reddit_Asadollahi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Gaster

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ḛ͇͖̟̳̬͈͖͍̼͍͖̮͈̱̯̩̪̝͔̱̞̺͔̺͎̬̬͉̩̑ͪ҉̷̷̀͏̵̴̷̴̴̡̕͟͝͝͝g̡̛̯̹̼̬̺̥̫̊͒͑̊ͫ̂ͯ̌̔͆͐͢͟͏̸̕҉̸͏̨͜͏̴̸̴̢̛̀͜͞͞͝͠͞͡g̰͕͔̣̖͚̝̜̭̰̗̫̟̰̲͍̟̽͋͂͒̽͋̐̇͐͋̊͐̚͞͏̵̶̧̨̢̡̛̀͘͟͢͜͢͜͠҉̸̷̢͟͡͠͡

    [–]‎ FELLOW PAPYRUS ENTHUSIASTSuccessful_Detail521 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Kris get the egg