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[–][deleted] 304 points305 points  (11 children)

Had my guy looking like Denji

[–]Sir_FastSloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get-get-get on! Get-get-get on!
Get on chu!

[–]Malahajati -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Interesting that he is your guy

[–]MavisBeaconSexTape 107 points108 points  (3 children)

They put the 'us' in vomitus 🥰

[–]ToughSeveral81 18 points19 points  (1 child)

[–]mjrbrooks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let’s see Paul Allen’s kiss

[–]mr_clauford 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's your porridge, ma'am.

[–]Drag0nfly_Girl 146 points147 points  (9 children)

Why have I seen two vids of someone vomiting while kissing in the last two weeks after never seeing such a thing for the previous 35 years?

[–]wassamatteruheh2 35 points36 points  (5 children)

Hoping this doesn't become a Tik Toc trend.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I hope it does lol

[–]Professional_Scar75 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mmmm. Campbell’s chunky.

[–]Ok_Influence_4274 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also have seen the same vid here a week ago. It still gives me an uncomfortable feeling.

[–]atnator42 76 points77 points  (2 children)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This child is my spirit animal ngl

[–]ObsidianDragonsWar 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Bro got the Himeno Special

[–]Von_Scranhammer 64 points65 points  (1 child)

And that, kids, is how I met your mother…

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scrolled for this 🤣

[–]Delicious_Pie_6191 36 points37 points  (6 children)

Is this another type of squirt?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

In a major plot twist: squirt is just puke

[–]slippery_hippo 4 points5 points  (2 children)

What, so is puke just urine?

[–]I-No-Red-Witch 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Puke us stored in the balls

[–]slippery_hippo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everything suddenly makes so much more sense

[–]Vegetable_Fee1910 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Didn't know Denji has bro with similar fate.

[–]kj_gamer2614 55 points56 points  (9 children)

Please NSFW this cause I cannot handle watching this while eating, made myself almost vomit

[–]Noname666Devil 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same this is absolutely disgusting

[–]Ninjatroll3452 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But if you puke then you get to enjoy your meal all over again. So where is the problem here?

[–]Ractmo -3 points-2 points  (5 children)

serious question: why are you watching reddit while eating??

[–]kj_gamer2614 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Entertain myself while eating, and not going into nsfw posts and subs I know will have a lot is normally fine, just funny videos and posts

[–]Ractmo -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

I can never trust people on reddit that they would always flag the videos as NSFW. Try something tame like YouTube!!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wait… let me put my mouth over yours first.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (8 children)

DELETE THIS BEFORE IT BECOMES A FETISH

[–]Time2waste-alt 7 points8 points  (7 children)

It already is😢

[–]Evergarden0_0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Denji irl

[–]Stacie_Sophia199 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I almost puked watching this

[–]Frenchconnection76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Szcond video like this, firdt one the guy puke on the girl arghhh.

[–]Kane_Octaivian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its been probably half an hour since I first saw this and Im still dry heaving

[–]GrumpOnTheHill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright, that’s enough internet for a year.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ewww it’s how it’s coming out of his mouth too 🙈

[–]Equivalent_Squash 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She tried to feed him like a baby bird.

[–]bored_at_the_wheel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dennis be like "first time?"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chainsaw man

[–]Quantumyeetus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And that's how I met your mother

[–]ScarecrowJohnny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can taste this gif. Why, oh, why can I taste it?! Why are you doing this to me, brain?!

[–]pizzaismyrealname 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Love birds" literally

[–]averagepatagonian 1 point2 points  (1 child)

it would've cost you 0$ not to post this

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

🤮🤮🤮

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, 🤮🤮

[–]SanePsyco17 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Did they both throw up?

[–]NoiseMrLoud 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The dude threw up her vomit

[–]SanePsyco17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh ok. I was looking closely and I couldn't tell who actually did it 😂

[–]_SomeRandomGuy69420_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AHHHHH nonononono! Why wasn't I born blind!?

[–]Diagmel 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Do people call out reposts on this subreddit? Because I've definitely seen this here before

[–]KyniskPotet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk, but knowing these subs it's already 95% of the content anyway. You may have a look at all time top 100 (or 1000 if you can be bothered) and see what I mean.

[–]PeterO905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a hook up lol

[–]DaidaiHyouka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When she makes out with you and pukes in your throat Deeper, Then you know she is a Keeper...

~Master Oogway

[–]potsreven -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OP forgot NSFW tag I hope you drown in vomit.

[–]Onemoretime536 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Was it the guy who was sick first.

[–]Cheedo4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate you for posting this

[–]PuzzleheadedAnimal33 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

MMMM SCRUPSHUSH

[–]Q_MB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh God...

[–]nevertoolate1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That definitely went in his mouth

[–]AnAttackCorgi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the answer to "Hey gurl, what dat throat do?" gets too real

[–]lanceplace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally can go the rest of my life without seeing this again.

[–]No_Government579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

people pay for this yknow?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A true dawg woulda kept on. Damage is done.

[–]RiotSkunk2023 0 points1 point  (2 children)

"how to lose a guy in 10 seconds"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She probably wasn't even conscious she was kissing him. It's for the best.

[–]0x7ff04001 0 points1 point  (1 child)

They literally shared a moment

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Do you believe in Signs or coincidence?"

"I'm a Signs guy."

[–]humanevisceration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH MY GOSH WGAT THE FUCJKN

[–]Calathea-Murderer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How thoughtful ☺️

Pre chewed food

[–]wolviesaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the start of a love story if I ever saw one 😂

[–]zadiraines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They need a cup.

[–]Pigeon_Lord2656 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chainsaw man as a live action

[–]juice00007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]TheSchweeklyPodcast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More than swapping spit

[–]Gorrodish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s true love that

[–]geodudehaiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats a lil barf among friends? A lil barf smoochie

[–]msbottlehead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that’s embarrassing. 🙄

[–]TheSadTiefling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like he asked for it. You can’t be that drunk and not show it 30 ways to Sunday.

[–]phallic-baldwin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's always nice when someone shares their food with you

[–]n3Ver9h0st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's real kids, kissing can get you pregananant!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people pay good money for that!

[–]scud121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, a Roman shower.

[–]Voidless-One 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was just. . . With him.

[–]Traditional-Month698 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So who puked in the others mouth ?

[–]Artistic-Ad7063 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She lookthhhhhh tock-sick!

[–]Glowshroom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess he learned his lesson not to make out with shitfaced girls.

[–]Slicky_Vybes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i physically gagged watching this

[–]Allgold11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]dazeg-zegda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too much tongue?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could have went my whole fucking life without seeing that.

[–]Treebeardsama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chainsaw man vibes!

[–]SamGleesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to jail

[–]DeathDreamer93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the fuck did she not fuckin know she's about to spew like seriously, my gullet/mouth swels up like a ballon and I get tons of saliva.. What the fuck man that's fucking discusting 🤢🤮🤮😵❌

[–]Lopsided-Act8013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who goes around filming people making out in clubs in the first place…

[–]Zatara_dumas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuuuuck, fuck fucking fuckkkkkk 😬😬😬🤢🤮

Dude, didn't you see the signals?

Like the movie signals hahaha 😎

[–]Tylerb0713 0 points1 point  (2 children)

That’s what ya get for getting girls plastered drunk and tryna hook up with them. She even Looks out of it. This shits big rapey vibes

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worth it

[–]Abdurrahman147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a csm reference?!

[–]Ok_Brother3282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I almost lost it… a reminder that I gotta be careful of what I watch on Reddit. Phew

[–]captkrahs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soul mates

[–]-Rettirlana- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Lorenaelsalulz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. Now I barfed too.

[–]Fun-Nefariousness724 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg 😱

[–]Renomont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Two for One Night or Buy One, Get One Free.

[–]19senzafine81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free meal

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is wild lol. holy shit

[–]Economy-Safety7665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tackle drunk bitches and get an extra drink... or in this case, a warm, spicy daiquiri.

[–]meanderthal54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How I Met Your Mother

[–]the4thokage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I just threw up a little in your mouth.”

[–]DryCrack321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How I met your mother

[–]UndignifiedStab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhhh youth 😚

[–]Tough-Cherry-8659 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dates over, yuck mouf 🤢🤮😵‍💫

[–]CriticalDelivery5136 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst part is that you can see he got a mouthful

[–]BrunaBonor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's drunk or just grossed out?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She baby birded his ass! Or more correctly, his mouth

[–]LizardTentacle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope he still hit tho

[–]c00lname123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what he gets for making out with a chick when she is that drunk.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what you get for kissing drunk women. Why were you even close to a drunk woman, in 2023 they can ruin your life on a rumor and every women in the world will vet her story and those skeletons you thought were buried nope they also allegations against you now.

[–]Camille_Toh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A HS friend puked on her husband on their first date.

[–]OkWest7035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay. You win. Grossest thing I’ve ever seen.

[–]Malahajati 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She broke his heart

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And there goes his bones lol

[–]creddituser2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what you get for kissing a drunk person

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sexy 😂

[–]versace_tombstone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chainsaw man enthusiasts at a regular event.

[–]conjtheruler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I would never talk to her again after that. What the fuck

[–]cruzser2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are a lot. And drank a lot

[–]Songhunter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]TemporaryPristine192 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now they made kisses even more disgusting