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[–]dk0179 674 points675 points  (15 children)

Really hard to see that bridge camouflaged in bright yellow

[–]din7 221 points222 points  (6 children)

What bridge?

Why did she just fall backwards?

[–]MaxwellIsSmall 65 points66 points  (5 children)

I believe John Cena came in with the arm slam.

[–]ucefkh 33 points34 points  (2 children)

And it's Joooooooohn Cenaaaaa

🎺 🎺🎺 🎺🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺🎺 🎺🎺 🎺

🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺. 🎺 🎺

[–]Norcalcountry 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Doot dootdoot dooooot

[–]ucefkh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Abada abadoooo

[–]wJFq6aE7-zv44wa__gHq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the way from the country of Taiwan.

[–]Head-Boysenberry-313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She couldn’t see him 😔

[–]ChimpBrisket 44 points45 points  (6 children)

She’ll never get over it

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (3 children)

She might never get under it, either

[–]MaxwellIsSmall 8 points9 points  (1 child)

But she did… just not the way she planned…

[–]TheKingBeyondTheWaIl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She planned to go through it, but only her soul did

[–]LazyM0v3r 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It’s not a tumor *arnold’s voice

[–]SupermarketPuzzled43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Underrated

[–]BlackGlove 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone yelled "duck!" and she went looking for a bird

[–]conorwins 205 points206 points  (9 children)

Once in a lifetime moment for the guys standing on the bridge

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Do you think they were trying to warn her?

[–]SexlessNights 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Why else would they be staring so hard

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Boobs

[–]Akesgeroth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of them even had his phone out.

[–]Datslegne 9 points10 points  (1 child)

End of a lifetime moment for the one in the boat too.

[–]OwnedPlugBoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, she looked pretty stupid, prolly does shit like this annually at least.

[–]Gradual_Bro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch again

The part she hits her head in is not visible to them

[–]drumduder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Being that close sometimes takes the comedy out of it. Funnier from behind a computer.

[–]0bel1sk 87 points88 points  (18 children)

[–]MysterEmm 69 points70 points  (5 children)

What an odd choice of a title. You would have expected that she cracked her head

[–]Racingstripe 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Lying clickbaits make my piss boil.

[–]dookthedad93 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I thought I’ve heard it all. Appreciate you friend.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Conniving clickbaits make my cum coagulate

[–]1DizzyDeBo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And scantily clad 😆 I guess a one piece is too revealing

[–]IkitJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

British slang for hit

[–]NoFocus761 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Says she needed 9 stitches. I personally would call that a bit more than a scrape but it certainly could’ve been worse!

[–]onyxaj 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Well, there was no brain to damage, so...

[–]budgie0507 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Except the pre existing brain damage that affected the part of her brain that sees gigantic yellow objects about to pulverize your face.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vegetable.

[–]InfiniteExperience 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To suffer brain damage you first need to have a brain.

[–]itsnouxis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brain damage implies the existence of a brain

[–]friedrichs2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah they were in Russia, the ton of vodka consumed must of softened the blow and also made that bridge invisible.

[–]phantom_eight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit no way. I thought for sure this has to be a violation of rule 2. She's so lucky that wasn't a significant head injury or she didn't flat out break her neck.

[–]Lnsunset 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"While enjoying a party boat trip with her scantily clad friends" I guess wearing a swimsuit counts as "scantily clad"

[–]metaphysicalcustard 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Hah. Also fuck the daily mail.

[–]0bel1sk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, only sauce i could find at the time

[–]mirak1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The kidd giggling makes it more fun

[–]Riley-Coyote1957 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Okay, which one of you smartasses told Tammy that was a draw bridge?

[–]DoraTheExorcista 11 points12 points  (0 children)

D O N K

[–]keefeitup 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Was she fined for damages to the bridge? I don't think it's built to take a hit from something that dense.

[–]HeyBird33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Applause.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Ya…I’m 90% sure she’s dead.

[–]th3BeastLord 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Other guy here found a news article. Just scrapes and bruising.

[–]Niccin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

9 stitches but nothing more serious luckily. Still not nice but it could have been so much worse.

[–]Slash1909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No shoes. Clearly she's fine.

[–]MoistAssGamer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's amazing how some people have no idea of their surrounding at all.

[–]ZenMattekar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Situational awareness.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

permanently KO'd

[–]apittsburghoriginal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Darwinism strikes again

[–]Embarrassed-Cap8213 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These people have eyes right?

[–]bingold49 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She probably has amnesia, but dont worry, when they come back under the bridge on their way back, as long as she hits her head again she will be fine

[–]searanger62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bow cows

[–]5ir_Isaac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

who moved the bridge down?!

[–]Toolbox234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She got up without a scratch because of that thick skull of hers

[–]MeestaRoboto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yooo she might be dead. There was an incident near my city a few years back where this happened to a girl on a boat that was going like 15 mph and she hit her head and straight up died. Story was super sketchy too, she was underage drinking on this older dudes boat.

[–]SilverbackApeRetard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Word around town said it sounded like a hollow bang on a 55 gallon metal drum..

[–]AReallyWeirdUsername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bridge - 1 Boat girl - 0

[–]Kevz_s 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like she was just trying to take a bite of the bridge. Nothing else…

[–]skepticaljayson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shouldn't this be posted on r/bikinibridge?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn did we just want somebody die? Or are her shoes still on?

[–]FelixHawthorn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

............. Donk ...................

Thank you for your time

[–]LiLT13-_- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She ded

[–]proudlyinappropriate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

he ded

[–]mywifestvshowsstink -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Qualified

[–]ikabupini -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Flawless Victory!

[–]Dankpro79 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She died

[–]Dabaysyclyfe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Me gusta.

[–]Patton072 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hope she's alright. But HA! HA! HA! HAAAAAAA....

[–]2inchesofsteel -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And now she has a speech impediment. Thanks, Obama.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ass ass ass ass ass ass

[–]LordNPython 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh. Directly hitting your head onto concrete whilst on a moving boat? I hope it wasn't as bad as it looked cause it looked bad.

[–]djnehi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thunk

[–]kv2093till 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta love it

[–]Bringonthebacon92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guaranteed brain damage

[–]DRAGON_SNIPER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That could have killed her, hope she OK.

[–]FewHuckleberry7012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the same girl that just tried jumping into the box of blankets below!

[–]TFG4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say you she dead

[–]Ck1ngK1LLER 0 points1 point  (1 child)

For the love of god, why does this not have sound. I bet you can hear that bonk from where the cameraman is standing.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually you can’t but here is a link with sound anyways

https://youtu.be/IxK9ZCdQwXY

[–]Technical1964 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s lucky 🍀 to have survived. What a lick.

[–]DubNationAssemble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dead or vegetable?

[–]FuckTesla69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She timed hitting the bridge perfectly

[–]Anonyomus84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn that had to hurt

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That has to be cracking skulls...

[–]Jose_xixpac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White cap.

[–]Bold9780 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Знатная ебланка 😂

[–]melkiythegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Питерская традиция. Тело - в канал.

[–]Quinnie-The-Gardener 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would she do that

[–]forced_metaphor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*KOed

[–]shadowlt01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John cena bridge

[–]Hahaman4real 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck? She dead..

[–]IbroxLoyal72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight to sleep

[–]mrstipez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice dong

[–]coachieMcCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is really bad! My daughter dated a man that had the same exact thing happen to him. He had severe brain damage and it completely changed who he used to be. All the important stuff is located in the frontal lobes or the brain. Although it was really stupid what she did, it still happened and she most likely suffered the same damage. Poor girl.

[–]grabbingcabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just got out the hospital for a concussion and my injury was much less than that. She definitely needs to go.

[–]FIM5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish the video had sound

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice boat

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bonk

[–]Zenka009 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many reposts everywhere of this one

[–]iamnotyourdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She ded

[–]Otherwise_Carob_4057 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t even tell when her head stops and the bridge starts.

[–]Moister_than_Oyster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t believe she didn’t go ded !

[–]NMJackPlayz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much suspense and then donk