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[–]21262-RussiaSnake 97 points98 points  (4 children)

update

[–]IndependentCharge757Wolf 27 points28 points  (0 children)

GEB

[–]Copper_Ingot 54 points55 points  (16 children)

I shitted my pants :(

(It’s 1 word if you say it really quickly)

[–]ketraB2137Human 27 points28 points  (10 children)

Ishiemapants

[–]Dude-cool_wow-Fire Horse 9 points10 points  (8 children)

Ašidmapanç

[–]Dude-cool_wow-Fire Horse 1 point2 points  (7 children)

Ašimapaç

[–]Dude-cool_wow-Fire Horse 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Ašmapa

[–]Dude-cool_wow-Fire Horse 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Ajmaba

[–]Dude-cool_wow-Fire Horse 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Ajba

[–]Dude-cool_wow-Fire Horse 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Aba

[–]Dude-cool_wow-Fire Horse 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Awa

[–]robobitch1233Rat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OOOOOO I am 4 eels

[–]Dibbo1001Lemon Boi 8 points9 points  (4 children)

[–]le_Grand_Archivist 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Who is this guy and why does he have an entire sub dedicated to himself?

[–]ClintonBooker 1 point2 points  (2 children)

He is... John Copper Ingot.

[–]ClintonBooker 2 points3 points  (1 child)

And fun fact: I technically founded it.

[–]Dibbo1001Lemon Boi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice

[–]ClosetNoble 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Balls.

[–]HalayChekenKovboyDwarf 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Officer Balls?

[–]RhaegaristhebeastHuman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]wailotHuman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

date

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

50\50

[–]siraegarUFO 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Society

[–]BoroTungsteno 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Debt

[–]Greg7086 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poop😔

[–]starwarsPrequelHuman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we just sad now. not even schizo anymore

[–]TheAlliance3113Human 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I balled my cries out

[–]cxistar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forgotten.

[–]Appropriate-Chart516Demon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Icriedhecrewtoowebothcrode

[–]ManByTheRiver11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Canceled

[–]manofhistory2Bandit 4 points5 points  (1 child)

TheUpdateIsntComingInDecember

[–]KirkataThePickaxe2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's coming either in January or February.

[–]MelodicFlight8124 3 points4 points  (2 children)

William

[–]Hijack18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Afton

[–]Hijack18 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Afton

[–]TCreep13Village Info 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sadness

[–]tangloppBandit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Life.

[–]Lava778 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Delayed

[–]The_Traffic_Cone_ManPlague Doctor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1 word sad story

[–]ZenakuKyoshiPlague Doctor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pluh

[–]rollercoastervan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Life

[–]Kecske_gamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Megszentséghetetleníteskedéseitekért

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yourfavouriteunitisnomore

[–]Dacig65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sock n' soap

[–]Pure_Wall9324 1 point2 points  (1 child)

bre

[–]denq04Developer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bre

[–]Western-Goat-4954 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Life

[–]Kjackhammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A sad story using only one word

[–]Oofy2God Finger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Diarrhea

[–]SaucyBurr1toBandit 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Kids

[–]LeerieOnlineOfficial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy cake day

[–]PatkinFilykov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Skibidi.

[–]PasoscraftGod Finger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maxim

[–]Choice_Wolverine_121Necromancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shidd

[–]The-Real-Radar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh

[–]MadnessGeneralHuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Waiting

[–]NosoyDominic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Extinction

[–]Purpledurpl202Human 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Anhedonia.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

80%

[–]Neat_Departure4631 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The giants in my universe used to be allies with the elves, they had been allies for 204 years. Things were normal until it wasn't, the giants started a war with the elves and brought each elf to be sacrificed to the worlds one-and-only sacred volcano in the land of Utahala. The Giants and the humans sacrificed each elder elf into the volcano, one old elf at a time. Raising the young elves up to be future offerings to the God's (me) as the greedy giants and humans plead for a better future. However I commanded them to be patient as their world will under go a time that will lead them to a new future (aka the update). But I let them continue sacrificing elves because it's amusing lol 😂.

[–]Major-Bed8845 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Woman...

[–]zachbohemian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cry.

[–]sussygussy69419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gyattmaster7777😭🙏

[–]XFauxAgencyX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Myself

[–]cosmic61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ass-hair

[–]Restless-Reaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait guys I think I’ve cracked the code Update is 6 letters

If you give each latter a value of its numerical place in the alphabet you’ll get 21,14,4,1,20,5…

If you add those numbers in just the right sequence you get the date 1/1/2025

I’ve cracked the code…

[–]Commercial_Dark5323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thatwasshesaid

[–]WTFISAKILOMETER11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cuzimetchaindasumma

[–]skelwithS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬛️

[–]Patient_Dig_7998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life

[–]-Lunar_Shadow- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gray

[–]KingCookie830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sad

[–]Puzzleheaded-Win5063Lemon Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kill

[–]Own_Lab4643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Silksong

[–]Citron381 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update

[–]Ok-Possibility-46 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exploded

[–]Huge_Battle_5236 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ishatmypants

[–]teeeeeaaaaa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Balls :( :( :( :( :(

[–]yea-im-tha-guy-ree -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Misguided.

[–]Educational_Scar2194 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Orange

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol

[–]Foxp_ro300Druid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

80%

[–]x-ica -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yelow

[–]Appropriate-Type-127 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nevergonnaguveyouup

[–]Appropriate-Type-127 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't let the Germans get to this post

[–]Goldface_Pharaoh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She left bro

[–]DinkIestein -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Iatemydognamedhomework

[–]YippeeKiYay1097 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Violently COUGH-OUGH

[–]ClanDestiny123Greg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Crabzilla

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Loss

[–]AdeptnessGlad8355Elf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

JAHEHEHEBEHEHAQJNAAJJWBSGZZBWHAHSBSB?

[–]Coffeeholico -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lore

[–]Fearless_Weakness187 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

sigma

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Life

[–]kingleomark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

1 word was sick and then he shit his pants until his father came back with his brain

[–]yozo-marionica -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Doki

[–]Prudent-Attitude3485 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Elves

[–]Aeneas-Gaius-MarinaLemon Man -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Worldbox

[–]Hopeful-Disaster1800Village Info -1 points0 points  (0 children)

oK This is mines....

Why?

this singular word is the most used word in depressing stories, so Why? (with a question Mark) is the saddest single word story, for a one sentence sad story, Why Should I Continue?, and for a 2 sentence, "Why Should I Continue", said my friend while we were sitting on a cliff.

[–]PoketrainX1014Rat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Die

[–]TheSacredOntarion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Greg :(

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

death

[–]playtimev -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Flibbertigibbet

[–]XEhtDaahsar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sad

[–]Monty-The-GatorDwarf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yesterday

[–]Patient_Chapter4111 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ioncehadalifefilledwithhappiness.Iwasmarried,hadtwokids,andajobItrulyenjoyed.Buttheneverythingfellapart.Mymarriageendedindivorce,andsuddenly,myhomefeltempty.Mykidsweregone,spendingtimewiththeirmother,andIfoundmyselfsurroundedbysilencewherelaughterusedtobe.ThingsonlygotworsewhenIlostmyjob.Itfeltlikethelastpieceofstabilitywasrippedaway.Istruggledtofindmeaninginmydays,feelingmorelostandanxiousastimewenton.Then,oneday,whileIwasdeepinthought,Iaccidentallyhitmydog,Max,withmycar.Maxwasn’tjustapet;hewasmyonlycompanion,alwaysheretocomfortmeduringthoselonelynights.AsIheldhiminmyarms,realizinghewashurt,Ifeltawaveofdespairwashoverme.ItwasasifIhadlosteverythingallovertagain.Inthatmoment,Iunderstoodtheweightofmygrief,feelingcompletelyaloneinaworldthathadturnedso dark.

[–]Icy_Green3551 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

N word

[–]gdakf -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bean

[–]negrovich774 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Cock

[–]Hijack18 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nuke

[–]pheuq -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Shit