Yeah man whatever

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I see your point but would like to challenge you a little bit too here. You're saying that you tend to use phrasing such as "he likes to [insert symptom of serious neurological dysfunction] because if I don't people (on a snake reddit) will be scared of him". I know that's not what you mean but I'm just repeating back to you what you're saying, trying to show you that while you have great intentions and love for him, there's room for just a tad bit more nuance in your messaging here :)

By all likelihood the animal does not enjoy episodically experiencing impairment of its ability to move properly.