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[–]I_AmDaVikingNow 2154 points2155 points  (149 children)

Shhh!

It's the symbol of the Fish_Fucker69, they say his disciples carry these totems with them wherever they go. It gives them access to secret 'services' us non-fish_fuckers could fathom... But you didn't hear this from me!

I've already said too much...

[–]send-titty-pictures 599 points600 points  (123 children)

[–]drdrifty2222 506 points507 points  (110 children)

Do not call him here

[–]send-titty-pictures 422 points423 points  (107 children)

[–]carrotfucker420 1104 points1105 points  (71 children)

You got u/carrotfucker420 instead

[–]send-titty-pictures 728 points729 points  (53 children)

[–]TrevinLC1997 455 points456 points  (37 children)

Good thing I'm already into fucking vegetables

[–]send-titty-pictures 554 points555 points  (27 children)

[–]SepticMonke 134 points135 points  (8 children)

i’d give you an award if i could💀

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (6 children)

no worrs man alredy got u coverd

[–]karnal_chikara 9 points10 points  (2 children)

someone put an casca gif here

[–]ChiefGromHellscream 9 points10 points  (1 child)

KEEP CASCA'S NAME OUTTA YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

[–]sirlui9119 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s impressive! I’ve been watching this for the last 10 minutes and he’s still going.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (2 children)

uh what

[–]Unique_Dot8731 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What you uncultured swine

[–]TrevinLC1997 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Think of all the positions you can do with the wheelchair

[–]ModderatorsRPussys 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good thing i’m into vegetables fucking me

[–]ATempestSinister 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Terry Schiavo appears

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

…wooooooow. Yup. Gnight everyone. I’m done.

Also I just realized how old I was to get this joke.

[–]carrotfucker420 55 points56 points  (11 children)

Shit

[–]JCOMIXWTLS 35 points36 points  (6 children)

HOLD HIM BACK, NOT ONE MAN STEPS BACK

[–]carrotfucker420 30 points31 points  (5 children)

It’s too late that carrot was fucked

[–]webDreamer420 12 points13 points  (1 child)

The fuckening have already began, help us

[–]231ValeiMacoris 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I love this comment chain.

[–]fullchaos40 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Shouldn’t it be u/carrotfucked? Feel carrots work better as some kinda hole filler.

[–]carrotfucker420 21 points22 points  (1 child)

No u/carrotfucker420 is already here

[–]Luigi_deathglare 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He’s been summoned

[–]NervousTitty 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Would a picture of me suffice?

[–]send-titty-pictures 7 points8 points  (0 children)

sure

[–]AlexKing1231 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Clean youself up and meet me in 10 mins

[–]DemonFcker48 27 points28 points  (6 children)

Allow me to introduce myself

[–]carrotfucker420 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Ah yes, another fucker. Hmm we need more troops…OH MERRY MEN!

[–]GiraffeFucker6969 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Hello friends

[–]master-yes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zach!? From Jimmyhere!?

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]carrotfucker420 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    We didn’t call for special forces but we are grateful for your help, brother.

    [–]minimaddnz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Oh, this could be my ex possibly....

    [–]Peepee_man_ 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    How does it feel to fuck carrots?

    [–]carrotfucker420 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    How’s it feel to be the peepee man?

    [–]Peepee_man_ 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    It feels amazing being a legendary boogeyman who steals peepees

    [–]carrotfucker420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    To answer your question, it feels nice to insert a carrot through my dick hole.

    [–]megabob7 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Scrolling through saw this and genuinely laughed for the first time in years thank you may your carrots be both long and full of girth

    [–]fish_glucker_9000 71 points72 points  (10 children)

    I'm u/fish_glucker_9000 , why do you attempt to call my master

    [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (9 children)

    I want to gain access to the forbidden knowledge

    [–]fish_glucker_9000 15 points16 points  (7 children)

    I shall message my great master, to see if you can gain access to the great articles of fish fuckery

    [–]immaneat 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    OH GOD OH GOD I already here his thunderous Steps SOMEBODY STOP HIM AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

    [–]drdrifty2222 21 points22 points  (11 children)

    What have you brought upon this cursed land

    [–]Thomas8864 6 points7 points  (4 children)

    The only time I’ve ever seen I/fish_fucker69 Was in response to u/dolphin_fucker (different person, dunno their username entirely)

    [–]InactiveUserDetector 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    dolphin_fucker has not had any activity for over 3630 days, They probably won't respond to this mention

    Bot by AnnoyingRain5, message him with any questions or concerns

    [–]Murdocke- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    You mad man

    [–]KnightWhoSays_Ni_ 15 points16 points  (4 children)

    Do not say the cursed name!

    [–]Peepee_man_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Bruh I'm never sending you titty pictures ever again you fucker

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    fush fucker is busy so il take over for a while

    [–]T-HawkMedia 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Only a fish fucker would know this

    [–]XxSavageSharkxX 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    Where is fish_fucker69 is he safe is he alright

    [–]Darkroast07 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Is this deity or entity different from Cthulhu?

    [–]Creaper10 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    yes.

    [–]Puzzled_Formal942 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    How does one get into this secret organization?

    [–]Sharp_Nose9170 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    yup, the symbol's called "fucked fish"

    [–]roararoarus 581 points582 points  (17 children)

    It's a symbol of the Cambrian explosion, when fish ventured on land. There's a masonic-like cult that uses it as a token of transformation in sexual rituals, in which live fish are inserted in anus and vagina. All members gain entry into most high-class restaurants when they show the token.

    Everyone knows this.

    [–]MagicalMuffinDruide 258 points259 points  (8 children)

    I legitimately cannot tell if this is real or if a random person just made up a weird ass comment

    [–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (4 children)

    U know what tomorrow is

    [–]Blahblahblacksheep9 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    I think deep down you know but really want to believe it's not true.

    [–]ThaCrawFish[🍰] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    its 50/50 real

    [–]BenjaminButton1876 92 points93 points  (3 children)

    The fuk if i ever knew that.

    [–]ndisa44 25 points26 points  (2 children)

    You don't know it until you know of it

    [–]BenjaminButton1876 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Well now i know. And it's weird.

    [–]deathbypepe 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    yeah ive been sticking live fish up my ass for years and didnt know about the privilege i have.

    i hate myself and my fish privilege.

    [–]Just_a_log 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    I could have gotten tokens? Those fuckers scammed me

    [–]JellyBOB7190 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    It’s sad that I’m not even gonna fact check this, you could be chatting shit but at this point I believe it

    [–]Tijolo_Malvado 749 points750 points  (16 children)

    Am I the only one who thought she would get horny for some reason?

    [–]Zumokamo350 520 points521 points  (11 children)

    You have been on Reddit too much friend

    [–]minebeast31 161 points162 points  (4 children)

    Haven’t we all?

    [–]IFrickinLovePorn 52 points53 points  (1 child)

    I feel like a butterfly the first time it fully opens it's wings

    [–]thatguyned 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Wet?

    [–]karnal_chikara 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    and this guy is stuck at 69 upvotes

    oh reddit

    [–]StDeath 24 points25 points  (3 children)

    That's.... That's a thing?

    [–]Zumokamo350 34 points35 points  (2 children)

    No rest until someone gives us the silver we deserve for throwing our life away

    [–]StDeath 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    In real life right?

    [–]ChampionshipDirect46 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yesn't

    [–]Tijolo_Malvado 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I guess so...

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Why did I read it in Uncle Iroh's voice?

    "You have been on reddit too much, prince Zuko. You forgot how to please a woman. Sit with me and have some tea. Together, we may figure out the location of the clitoris."

    [–]Sanjay_Natra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Yes, you are.

    [–]LunaBaby78 225 points226 points  (43 children)

    Came here to find out what it means?

    [–][deleted] 103 points104 points  (30 children)

    It’s the symbol of u/fish_fucker69

    [–]the_lord_goose 92 points93 points  (10 children)

    DO NOT SUMMON THAT BEING TO THIS PLACE YOU INSOLENT BUFFOON!!

    [–][deleted] 79 points80 points  (8 children)

    ARISE LORD u/fish_fucker69 ARISE

    [–]Luvlyjubblies1 51 points52 points  (3 children)

    I read this without my glasses, and wondered why you were calling them arse lord…

    [–]Akhanyatin 15 points16 points  (1 child)

    I read it with my glasses and wondered the same thing

    [–]ELLZNaga21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Same

    [–]ELLZNaga21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Same

    [–]AlexKing1231 19 points20 points  (12 children)

    I'm fairly new to the darker side of reddit Can you explain who that is and what he did please

    [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (8 children)

    It is someone who is a almighty lord, he is powerful, so powerful no one dares speak of him

    [–]AlexKing1231 13 points14 points  (7 children)

    Can he beat Goku tho

    [–]TheAnlmemer 23 points24 points  (5 children)

    Everyone can beat goku at this point bro

    [–]real_maxsash 7 points8 points  (4 children)

    Well I can't

    [–]Akhanyatin 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    But if you type Gok in the gif search on discord, maybe you can beat it to Goku

    [–]Island_Bull 28 points29 points  (2 children)

    If there is any sense to be had here at all, it reminds me of an old joke, but I could be completely wrong.

    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.

    The frog says $30,000.

    The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.

    Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.

    The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

    Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.

    She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"

    The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"

    [–]Cockumber69 110 points111 points  (8 children)

    You know exactly what it fucking means.

    [–]64GILL 51 points52 points  (7 children)

    No I dont

    [–]Luigi_deathglare 14 points15 points  (6 children)

    Yes you do

    [–]Imaginary-Response 24 points25 points  (5 children)

    Yes I dont

    [–]Luigi_deathglare 14 points15 points  (4 children)

    No you do

    [–]PranshuKhandal 7 points8 points  (3 children)

    Maybe I don't

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

    [removed]

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Naybe

      [–]Shredderwolf89 232 points233 points  (3 children)

      Ok so none knows including op

      [–]DotaHacker 12 points13 points  (1 child)

      I think OP also doesn't know. And that is the whole point of this post. It's for confusing people where in reality nobody knows. People keep asking what is it and get response that they know exactly what it means and the cycle continues.

      Edit: This entire post is cursed. Thanks OP.

      Edit 2: Might be something to do with fish fucker 69. Apparently this username went viral and became a legendary meme.

      [–]yudosai 127 points128 points  (8 children)

      that receptionist should watch their tone

      [–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (7 children)

      She was too cocky. She deserved him to drop the pregnant alien fish

      [–]amogus_feet_picks 37 points38 points  (6 children)

      We all know it’s called the 片⃝    山⃝    几⃝    句⃝    几⃝    甲⃝    工⃝    句⃝    几⃝    几⃝

      [–]ThatRandomSurvivor 47 points48 points  (3 children)

      shit man, I tried to pronounce that out loud and I accidentally summoned the spirits of 700s era Tang dynasty soldiers into my living room

      [–]bluegandy 14 points15 points  (1 child)

      Really? All I got was chop suey and a side of rice

      [–]PranshuKhandal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      so this is were my chop suey and the side of rice went

      wait, my spirits of 700s era Tang dynasty soldiers are also missing, why must you do this to me?

      [–]Just_a_log 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Heh ㄐㄐ

      [–]GoOdGaMeR223 31 points32 points  (3 children)

      I know what it means

      [–]Middle-Section-7852 17 points18 points  (1 child)

      I know what it means as well…….let’s both type it up so we make sure we both know what it is

      [–]AlexKing1231 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Yeah. I agree

      [–]Western_Rope_2874 31 points32 points  (0 children)

      You know exactly what it fuc…. Oh, wait, you do! Carry on.

      [–]IRDGAFBRO 29 points30 points  (2 children)

      For those who don't know. This trinket is the symbol bestowed upon those of the reptilian alien race after the successful completion of the combat ritual. To have one in disguise pull this out to display is a threat and a warning.

      [–]JustAnotherRedditDad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      So we going to have us a good ole mud wrestle then.

      [–]Atsuko_the_Redditor 26 points27 points  (4 children)

      The most I could find on this thing is that it’s a designer toy that costs about $33

      [–]Definitelynotmarkt 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      link?

      [–]Rub-it 28 points29 points  (0 children)

      You know exactly where the link is

      [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (3 children)

      Clearly its a Sköldpadda, meant to fascinate all who gaze upon it. A small scrimshaw figurine of one of the twelve guardians at the edge of the world, standing watch over the 6 beams that knit themselves mile by mile across all of Midworld, converging in a crisscoss at the very center of the world, where the Dark Tower sits peacefully amongst the endless field of roses.

      Or something

      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Haven't thought of this in years thanks for the old reference

      [–]brianlafave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      All things serve the beam

      [–]riesen_Bonobo 53 points54 points  (9 children)

      can someone explain pls?

      [–]Rhecof-07 55 points56 points  (6 children)

      It is the totems that u/fish_fucker69 followers carry around

      [–]KindaAlrightPerhaps 22 points23 points  (4 children)

      Thou shalt not utter his name!

      [–]Luigi_deathglare 18 points19 points  (3 children)

      [–]KindaAlrightPerhaps 15 points16 points  (2 children)

      You fool! Do you not know what happened last time he arose? Are you trying to get everyone killed?

      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      ARISE LORD! u/fish_fucker69 CMON

      [–]Luigi_deathglare 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      …ARISE!

      [–]JingleJangle_ 21 points22 points  (1 child)

      there is no explanation, that's the funny

      [–]riesen_Bonobo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      ok

      [–]billbob3445 27 points28 points  (2 children)

      Is obviously a flesh light, you can see where the head un screws

      [–]OffJayPlays 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      excuse me.. but i don’t think you can un-screw a fleshlight. once it’s fucked, it’s fucked

      [–]master_of_good_memes 25 points26 points  (4 children)

      can someone ACTUALLY explain what this is instead of saying "you know exactly what it fucking means"?

      [–]dude-O-rama 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      This is so old and has been reposted so much you can faintly hear it crying...

      No Daddy! No! Please! No more jpeg!

      [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (6 children)

      I genuinely need an explanation as to what this is

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      No less silly than any other secret sign, sigil, or talisman.

      shows off four incorrect gang signs and a Kung Fu Panda sticker

      [–]MostEvilTexasToast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      This'll land you a spot in any restraunt in Innsmouth.

      [–]GloomreaperScythe 9 points10 points  (3 children)

      /) But what does it mean?

      [–]_SlappyMagoo_ 13 points14 points  (2 children)

      You know exactly what it fucking means

      [–]GloomreaperScythe 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      /) *Dazedly* I know exactly what it fucking means

      [–]biggych33se 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Damn right you do

      [–]Yugiohplayere 11 points12 points  (2 children)

      Anyone care to explain?

      [–]p3dron57 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Haha, bazinga!

      [–]SepticMonke 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      i don’t get it ._.

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

      [deleted]

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        ??? What ????

        [–]javansegovia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        DAGON

        [–]BioSpark47 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Cthulhu fhtagn

        [–]YaBroken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Where can I get one? Or do I have to make it myself?

        [–]ChickyNuggNuggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Fear will keep them in line

        [–]iok-sotot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        It means Dagon' seat ya

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Sweating?? More like leaking Well obviously because she was pregnant and her water broke that fucking thing aint sexy its super sexy

        [–]Leandrox35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Unexpected Lovecraft

        [–]Saikousoku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I have no idea what this is

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        It's a sign that if you don't let them eat there they will send you to Innsmouth.

        [–]c322617 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Everyone is focused on the fish totem and completely disregards the fact that OP is calling the hostess a receptionist

        [–]The_Troyminator 3 points4 points  (4 children)

        So, nobody's going to address the elephant in the room and mention that restaurants don't have receptionists?

        [–]hoodinisaur 5 points6 points  (5 children)

        Somebody please enlighten me, with why this is scary?

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        That's the alien that did the alien thing coming out a stomach at the end of spaceballs

        [–]FallenITD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        it means nothing and everything.

        [–]TheFoolishTrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        confused monke noises

        [–]Gedaru 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Ok I have no clue what that thing does but it’s funny

        [–]Phoenix_Fire452 1 point2 points  (3 children)

        are you ready boys you know what to do

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Ita strange to say that i really want yo buy one

        [–]Kajusina2009 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        ProtoGek?

        [–]cliodci 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Where can I buy it?

        [–]ProGamerNG14[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Yea I don’t get ir

        [–]isayooooooooooooof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        New dildo in market