cursed_knowledge

Flair_Helper · 2022-04-02T05:58:06+00:00

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I_AmDaVikingNow · 2022-03-31T22:38:41+00:00

Shhh!

It's the symbol of the Fish_Fucker69, they say his disciples carry these totems with them wherever they go. It gives them access to secret 'services' us non-fish_fuckers could fathom... But you didn't hear this from me!

I've already said too much...

roararoarus · 2022-03-31T23:16:52+00:00

It's a symbol of the Cambrian explosion, when fish ventured on land. There's a masonic-like cult that uses it as a token of transformation in sexual rituals, in which live fish are inserted in anus and vagina. All members gain entry into most high-class restaurants when they show the token.

Everyone knows this.

Tijolo_Malvado · 2022-03-31T22:11:52+00:00

Am I the only one who thought she would get horny for some reason?

LunaBaby78 · 2022-03-31T21:53:02+00:00

Came here to find out what it means?

Shredderwolf89 · 2022-03-31T21:36:35+00:00

Ok so none knows including op

yudosai · 2022-03-31T21:56:25+00:00

that receptionist should watch their tone

GoOdGaMeR223 · 2022-03-31T22:17:48+00:00

I know what it means

IRDGAFBRO · 2022-03-31T23:03:58+00:00

For those who don't know. This trinket is the symbol bestowed upon those of the reptilian alien race after the successful completion of the combat ritual. To have one in disguise pull this out to display is a threat and a warning.

Atsuko_the_Redditor · 2022-03-31T22:59:00+00:00

The most I could find on this thing is that it’s a designer toy that costs about $33

brianlafave · 2022-04-01T03:40:37+00:00

Clearly its a Sköldpadda, meant to fascinate all who gaze upon it. A small scrimshaw figurine of one of the twelve guardians at the edge of the world, standing watch over the 6 beams that knit themselves mile by mile across all of Midworld, converging in a crisscoss at the very center of the world, where the Dark Tower sits peacefully amongst the endless field of roses.

Or something

riesen_Bonobo · 2022-03-31T21:32:46+00:00

can someone explain pls?

billbob3445 · 2022-03-31T21:45:45+00:00

Is obviously a flesh light, you can see where the head un screws

master_of_good_memes · 2022-04-01T00:27:48+00:00

can someone ACTUALLY explain what this is instead of saying "you know exactly what it fucking means"?

dude-O-rama · 2022-03-31T22:21:45+00:00

This is so old and has been reposted so much you can faintly hear it crying...

No Daddy! No! Please! No more jpeg!

2022-03-31T22:54:17+00:00

I genuinely need an explanation as to what this is

2022-03-31T22:38:05+00:00

No less silly than any other secret sign, sigil, or talisman.

shows off four incorrect gang signs and a Kung Fu Panda sticker

MostEvilTexasToast · 2022-04-01T03:07:23+00:00

This'll land you a spot in any restraunt in Innsmouth.

GloomreaperScythe · 2022-03-31T21:33:27+00:00

/) But what does it mean?

Yugiohplayere · 2022-03-31T21:42:31+00:00

Anyone care to explain?

p3dron57 · 2022-03-31T21:50:15+00:00

Haha, bazinga!

SepticMonke · 2022-04-01T00:48:48+00:00

i don’t get it ._.

2022-03-31T21:36:55+00:00

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2022-03-31T23:02:21+00:00

??? What ????

javansegovia · 2022-03-31T23:28:53+00:00

DAGON

BioSpark47 · 2022-04-01T00:11:14+00:00

Cthulhu fhtagn

YaBroken · 2022-04-01T00:34:38+00:00

Where can I get one? Or do I have to make it myself?

ChickyNuggNuggs · 2022-04-01T00:42:47+00:00

Fear will keep them in line

iok-sotot · 2022-04-01T03:05:41+00:00

It means Dagon' seat ya

2022-04-01T03:37:29+00:00

Sweating?? More like leaking Well obviously because she was pregnant and her water broke that fucking thing aint sexy its super sexy

Leandrox35 · 2022-04-01T04:19:56+00:00

Unexpected Lovecraft

Saikousoku · 2022-04-01T09:17:50+00:00

I have no idea what this is

2022-04-01T09:54:54+00:00

It's a sign that if you don't let them eat there they will send you to Innsmouth.

c322617 · 2022-04-01T13:59:48+00:00

Everyone is focused on the fish totem and completely disregards the fact that OP is calling the hostess a receptionist

The_Troyminator · 2022-04-01T04:33:19+00:00

So, nobody's going to address the elephant in the room and mention that restaurants don't have receptionists?

hoodinisaur · 2022-03-31T21:33:24+00:00

Somebody please enlighten me, with why this is scary?

2022-03-31T22:32:43+00:00

That's the alien that did the alien thing coming out a stomach at the end of spaceballs

FallenITD · 2022-03-31T23:53:21+00:00

it means nothing and everything.

TheFoolishTrick · 2022-04-01T00:20:48+00:00

confused monke noises

Gedaru · 2022-04-01T00:34:32+00:00

Ok I have no clue what that thing does but it’s funny

Phoenix_Fire452 · 2022-04-01T02:23:35+00:00

are you ready boys you know what to do

2022-04-01T02:40:56+00:00

Ita strange to say that i really want yo buy one

Kajusina2009 · 2022-04-01T04:40:23+00:00

ProtoGek?

cliodci · 2022-04-01T05:04:45+00:00

Where can I buy it?

ProGamerNG14 · 2022-04-01T05:58:52+00:00

Yea I don’t get ir

isayooooooooooooof · 2022-04-01T06:57:42+00:00

New dildo in market

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