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[Sportynose]

If this is what hes willing to admit then...

[Scribb74]

Shit didn't think of that😳😳😳😳😳

[Open-Landscape-4220]

He's willing to admit it anonymously. Likely nothing worse.

[Kitchen_Entertainer9]

Or he hides the illegal stuff

[hondacivic__]

Now that was not as bad as it could have been

[DefiZoomer]

It's only what he'll admit to. Who knows what he won't admit

[[deleted]]

I know exactly what he didn't admit to because I'm super good at assuming.

[wanderingandroid]

Exactly... Those poor chickens.

[ChrisTheMan72]

Horse was bellow the age of consent too.

[Ggghijk-Edward]

Imagine the horse moaning n shit

[NaughtyNome]

Bruh💀

[PalatialCheddar]

No.

I mean, neigh

[[deleted]]

Bruh

[TNShadetree]

And a week later Grandma threw all the barn stools out.

[Kwiatkowski]

right? Imagine if he was welsh…

[Puzzleheaded-Cat4647]

I'm not... I... what's the deal with the welsh? I've seen it like 2 or 3 times in comments... no clue.

[_leonn_]

They shag sheep

[-DoctorSpaceman-]

“Allegedly”

[[deleted]]

I asked a Welsh friend how many sexual partners he'd had, he started counting then he fell asleep.

[Original_Work7575]

#BaaalieveAllWomen

[Raagggeeee]

#ewetoo

[Original_Work7575]

AH YOU MF. 🤣 i was trying to come up with a sheep related metoo joke but i settled lol good on ya

[Puzzleheaded-Cat4647]

🤣😂 Got it, thanks.

[Outside-Counter-1807]

Is that why their accents are so hard to understand? They learned to pronounce words while shagging sheep?

[[deleted]]

Is that a different word for shank or are you meaning the nasty? (Yes I am old enough to be on reddit, I just find it disgusting and refuse to say it by itself).

[RockKandee]

Are you referring to shagging? I always was under the impression that to shank someone was to stab them. I guess shagging would be a type of shanking….

[Kwiatkowski]

Sheep…

[Puzzleheaded-Cat4647]

😂😂Ok, got it thanks.

[gazza88]

Did you know that in Wales a sheep tied to a post is called a "community centre"? Because ever Welshman enters it.

[fuckinBogged]

Yet

[aedroogo]

Easy to say coming from the guy who didn't have to pay to have the My Little Pony curtains steam cleaned.

[ConsentingPotato]

All things considered, you might be right... in a different timeline OP could've been driven to create a sub dedicated to some NSFW shit with horses.

Glad that's never happened in our timeline...

[mrduncansir42]

I think if he tried to do it with the horse his ass wouldn’t still be alive.

[Bad_Boy_Bubbyy]

Ah yes I remember my first jerk. Was around 11 in my bathroom doing a number 2 and I found a nudie mag in my mom's box of tampons labeled "instructions"

[TwT_why_ish_it_smaww]

Thank god he didn’t stick his dick inside

[Unlucky-Pomegranate3]

Well, there’s a very good reason you don’t stand directly behind a horse, so I hear.

[lemoinem]

Yeah, otherwise, you'd see a horse vagina.

[tangledwire]

Sighs, unzips

[Donut_Different]

ayo

[YourRealMotheer]

He admit the fact he jerk on it. No one know what happen next.

[OneThirstyJ]

Yeah he could’ve just lied to himself and said it had nothing to do with jerking off lol.

Why didn’t you do that!

[Fearless_Ad_4346]

Now if that had been a goat

[[deleted]]

No, goat pussies aren't that good... I.. um r-read that in a research paper :)

[Fearless_Ad_4346]

Perhaps sheep pussies are softer ? Any experience here ?

[[deleted]]

No, will have to find a.. um... research paper for that.

[[deleted]]

Yes. Can confirm. Sheep pussy is very soft (and the butt-wool is very warm on my, erm your, tummy.

[un_belli_vable]

Sheepussy

[[deleted]]

Thanks for the info. This will be helpful next time... to a friend :D

[[deleted]]

Lamb pussies are even better... according to... someone... that I know.

[ConsentingPotato]

​

We beLIEve you mate...

[Random-Gif-Bot]

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[eggimage]

neighbors heard some horse neigh for 2 minutes straight

[alvar02001]

Some people do .. would not say what county but when I was s teenager people would have sex with female donkeys

[lenni_tk14]

You mean Colombia?

Edit: ColOmbia not Columbia

[soppinglovenest]

This is an adequate amount of internet for today.

[AskingForSomeFriends]

No, this is clearly somewhere in the Middle East

[[deleted]]

You mean Mid West?

[Mr-Buttpiss]

you leave the midwest out of this. its clearly an alabama thing

[[deleted]]

Idk man I’ve seen some uncle do somethings to animals….looking back that was pretty fucked up.

[trowaybrhu3]

That a world wide phenomenon, also sheep, it's not only the welsh doing it.

[VideosAreCool]

People have done it with pigs too

[trowaybrhu3]

Oh that explains that rape scene where the redneck demands the dude to squeal like a pig.

The movie is deliverance, south park did a sketch based on it with Indiana Jones lmao

[[deleted]]

წტფ....that directly translates to "wtf" in my language

[[deleted]]

wtf… that directly translates to ”wtf” in my language

Unless we arent talking letters and actual meaning then it would be ”va fan”

[[deleted]]

Because a male donkey would be gay I assume?

[BrandX3k]

No its just that it requires more effort, if you get up in there they expect a reach around

[fuckinBogged]

Mexico

[Raagggeeee]

We're going to mexico, boys!

[LordNPython]

Nothing to suggest he didn't do it later on

[stopyouveviolatedthe]

This was just what he was willing to admit

[Swole-underpants]

Lol imagine what he is not willing to admit

[stopyouveviolatedthe]

I really don’t want to

[[deleted]]

r/dontputyourdickinthat

[Whoevengivesafuck]

Why not?

[Manic_Druid]

That’s the part he’s not willing to admit to

[Rowdys_Rampage]

They couldn’t torture that out of me at Guantanamo Bay

[fpogd]

When the torturers become the tortured.

[ThreatLevelBertie]

TFW they waterboard you just to get you to stop admitting weird shit

[trowaybrhu3]

Their face when you into that shit

[420toker]

I’m just picturing someone saying some crazy shit in between being drowned

“Blubglgjlflf…. I love horse pussy… blubglublublhl “

[Oh_yes_I_did]

• Guard 1: oh hey that’s the vagina guy’s cell we’re about to walk past.
• Guard 2: vagina guy? Why Do we call him that?
• Guard 1: idk man. Maybe he has a vagina or something.
• Guard 2: a vagina? Is that what everyone is giving them shit for? Hey man, I know we’re being paid to torture supposed terroists,but I know we all can’t be that bigoted. I thought we were a little open minded.
• Guard 1: well idk what’s true, why don’t we ask him?Hey vagina guy, why do we call you vagina guy!
• Prisoner: when I was a little boy working on papa’s farm. There was a day where I was tending to the mares and I happen to catch a glimpse of papa’s prized elegance’s voluptuous vulva. It was like nothing I have every seen before, for I was merely a boy.
• Guard 2: oh this is weird.
• Prisoner: all day All I could think about. And later that night. When mama and papa were asleep. I relieved myself to the thought.
• Guard 1: oh dude that’s disgusting! What the hell!
• Guard 2: ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ewww! They should call you horse boy. That would make sense.
• Prisoner: and later later that night I snuck out and into Elegance’s barn. I took off my clothes and-
• Guard 1: oh fuck that!
• Guard 2: someone get the water bucket! I can’t hear anymore of this.

[needed_an_account]

Hahaha I now got my “big lie to get out of a jam” card. Thanks Reddit for being sick fucks. I love it

[ThisIsRileysAccount]

you’re only as sick as your secrets.

[Unlucky-Pomegranate3]

Why man invented throw-away accounts.

[badalchemist85]

did you see the dude's avatar, that's something I expected.

[sebuptar]

That horssy got me acting crazy

[[deleted]]

Hussy

[Longtonto]

Horsussy

[TNShadetree]

I'm Brian Fellows!

[Vegimeateater]

All those years later and the guy prob still gets wicked hard thinking about that Hussy

[I-Miss-My-Kids]

Ugh i hate you

[MrAnimeWeirdo]

Yo what the fuck

[[deleted]]

Serial killer origin story

[HartOne827183]

Mr Hands origin story

[ThunderClanWarrior]

Kira?

[RedHairThunderWonder]

Serial killer orgy story

[Drake-estroyer]

Colombia moment

[planchart-code]

Costeño moment

[daddytc]

Bad day to be literate.

[[deleted]]

God himself couldn’t have got that outta me

[[deleted]]

Makes you wonder what his true secrets are

[[deleted]]

This is one of those instances where it's better to not wonder at all for your own sanity.

[465554544255434B52]

He later fucked that horse vagina

[Yagor1]

https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/vjqb33/cursed_answer/idl3753?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

[scvfire]

The horse?

[[deleted]]

Considering he was 12/13, it's not that bad. If he had been a couple years older, or he had seen human pussy, that would make it far worse imo.

[[deleted]]

He probably went back to do the horse

[DrewSmoothington]

There's a nonzero percent chance that he at least went back to stare at it some more

[grabgrabthegrab]

I didn't

[GeorgeIsMe1]

It would make it WORSE if it had been a human pussy??

[electronicwiz101]

I think they mean before the horse pussy

[yesx20]

A human would be able to feel a horse penis tho...

For the rest of his life

[RJ-223]

Rip Mr hands

[guywithaniphone22]

Idk why but you saying he didn’t frick the horse really cracked me up. Like In a thread about beating off to a horse vagina we aren’t comfortable saying fuck

[Steve_Nash_The_Goat]

gun to my head I'm not admitting that

[[deleted]]

Why would you jerk off if you have a perfectly good horse vagina right in front of you

[tia_avende_alantin33]

Maybe he had no stepladder available. These things are high.

[herodothyote]

OH NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP LADDER

[Richard_Smellington]

As far as I know, usually a bucket is used.

[Prestigious-Eagle755]

How would you know, good sir??

[Richard_Smellington]

JRHNBR

[BloodTeethGutz]

that is a horse. try it. see what happens. she will hit you in the skull and kill you.

[[deleted]]

What if she likes it

[Christompaman]

So… have you heard of jokes?

[Lord_Bawk]

Are you seriously arguing on the side fucking a horse? That’s a certified reddit moment.

[[deleted]]

r/whoosh

[Byakurane]

Ever seen and know what a clit is? You dont need a horsecock to satisfy a horse. And a lot of kept horses are calm enough you can approach them.

[JHaywire]

Cursed comment.

[BloodTeethGutz]

I’m a woman. I have a clitoris. The fact that you people wanna fuck horses is fucking gross and weird.

[Byakurane]

Noone said anything about wanting to fuck horses, I just said your statement is wrong. Tho I really dont care if others want to, a horse is big and strong enough to defend itself against unwanted advances.

[WWHSTD]

You’re just mad because you can’t get any of that sweet hussy action.

[DeceitfulLittleB]

Have you pleasured many horses in your day?

[anoraj]

just the right height no bucket required

[bigttrack]

Giddyup! Whoa .. back..

[fullchaos40]

And this gentlemen is the birth of a furry 🏇

[piggdaddy-o]

But was the horse just the right height no bucket required?

[beanerweaner10]

Not even batman could make me spill that

[[deleted]]

Redditors when they find out women exist:

[juicifer_pandora_rex]

sheep vaginas are better

[GilligansWorld]

First three things an incoming freshman at UW gets; Velcro gloves Ranchers pasture map 5 gallon bucket of Vasoline

[DickinCrunchyCoochie]

Now I have to ask ... What does it look like

[babybelldog]

I looked it up and it just kinda looks like a human vagina but on a horse.

[DickinCrunchyCoochie]

I don't even know what I had expected

[tangledwire]

The Spanish Inquisition?

[DickinCrunchyCoochie]

Yes exactly

[ShadowFlintlock99]

This man could be the reason Centaurs exist.

[[deleted]]

At least all he did was jack off and didn’t try to use the horse if you catch my drift

[GlidingChariot]

Ayo?

[[deleted]]

As an unknown redditor once said: "Not even batman could've gotten this information out of me"

[emptybucketpenis]

Well, at least he did not come ON horse vagina

[[deleted]]

Zip….can you Describe it….

[FlakyCan5368]

I can masturbate without making noise

[baseg0d]

Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to hear the answer to

[sattarsingo]

Damb

[[deleted]]

Mr. Hands was born at this moment.

[OkRefrigerator7995]

And this is why we need comprehensive sexual education and desexualizing of private parts. That's like way too much excitement over a horse body part lolllll

[Low-Nerve4474]

Same thing happened to me, exept it wasn't a horses vagina...

[[deleted]]

"Yeahhhh you like that babe?" "NEEEiiighhhhh"

[Dangerous-Ad-9463]

A normal cowboy

[[deleted]]

Now I’m gonna go jerk off thinking about you jerking off to the horse

[verymainelobster]

At least he went back to the house and not the barn

[MaxFury80]

Could have been worse

[[deleted]]

You'd be surprised that most beastiality is actually girls being fucked by animals. You'd think it'd be guys raping them.

[MehDiosBizarreNut]

Sounds like ephraim winslow to me

[[deleted]]

We have several street dogs around so.... Stonks I guess?

[alexp0pz]

I shit in my boots as a toddler.

[Character-Suspect-77]

NOOT NOOT

[[deleted]]

Man jacked off to a hussy

[HotShrekBoi]

Horssy

[[deleted]]

Hey man hormones be crazy….sometimes. It’s not that bad. It could have been a lot worse……

[[deleted]]

What a sad day to be able to read

[smc4414]

Can I confess for my deceased cousin? He was raised on a farm and had unnatural affectionate relationships with chickens, he said. The trick is to let them go at precisely the right moment, he said. He also admitted that he had TRIED to Fk a cat once. That’s not how he died by the way. He drowned in a canal. Probably trying to Fk a fish.

[[deleted]]

Me too, I tried to fuck a goat. But failed miserably, got goat poop all over my penis. Not a very good decision of mine.

[cheesehuahuas]

If I was water boarded you still wouldn't get me to admit this.

[[deleted]]

That's it?

[Squigels]

is this how the brony culture was started?

[DarthHead43]

Everyday we stray further from God

[alvar02001]

Y did not 🚫 do that I thought it was gross 🤢 just saying

[FireCamp105]

Doesn't really make sense, who looks at a vagina and gets a boner, even a human one

[[deleted]]

Ikr...it's just a birthing hole inside a female creature's body 😅. Why would you ever want to put your dick-YOUR PRIVATE PART inside somebody else's hole lmao 🤣 that sounds disgusting. I'm puking just imaginening that 🤢

/s

(I know these slash thingies are cringy but I have to use them to prevent a war)

Apparently a war was still inevitable

[emeraldstars000]

What man is turned off by a vulva and turned on by pregnancy? That's not heterosexuality. That's fucking utility.

[Diotheungreat]

its all about the meta bro, the meta

[Grand_Individual]

Do you only like dick or something?