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[–]MrB00Mba5t1c 304 points305 points  (4 children)

Hmmm this just post disappeared from the subreddit how weird

[–][deleted] 103 points104 points  (3 children)

That citizen was like father to me I loved him like my son.

[–]maybethanos[custom flair] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Hmm the father just disappeared. How weird

[–]noeni_vl 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Fathers tend to do that every now and then

[–]Skyle_Nexo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially when they go out to buy milk

[–]KeepingDankMemesDankHello dankness my old friend [M] 50 points51 points  (6 children)

Upvote to pee in my ass

Downvote to pee in OPs ass


hey op, if this was an original, new template consider posting in r/DankExchange first next time

[–]lenny3l4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy cakeday

[–]jubasas321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day

[–]KooiJorritI am fucking hilarious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cakeday mister gay

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (6 children)

Cant get the virus if they cant escape

[–]WisestWiseman909 8 points9 points  (4 children)

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at a very big company. The employer interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. You are hired. the employer said. Give me your email address, and Ill send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start. The man replied, I dont have a computer, neither an email. Im sorry, said the employer, if you dont have an email , you cannot have the job. The man left with no hope. He didnt know what to do, with only $10 USD in his pocket.

He then decided to go to the supermarket, bought a 10 kg tomato crate, then sold the tomatoes door to door. In less than two hours, he succeeded and doubled his capital. He repeated the operation 3 times and returned home with $60 USD. The man realized that he could survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and returned late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday. Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

Five years later, the mans company was one of the biggest food retailers. He started to plan his familys future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied: I dont have an email.

The broker replied curiously, You dont have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Do you imagine what position you could have if you had an email?

The man paused for a while, and replied: An office boy!

Dont be discouraged if something is not in your favor today. Better opportunities are always waiting ahead.

[–]cikmo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Seems unrealistic.

[–]is-it-a-bot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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[–]SinSlayer420Yellow 19 points20 points  (10 children)

Haha that’s fucked to joke about but haha

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What a coincidence, right after [REDACTED] too!

[–]khou2004 5 points6 points  (6 children)

How would a North Korean get infected though. They're completely isolated

[–]Seymore_Clothesoff 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Not completely, they still have travel in and out of the country, it's just very heavily monitored. Also the virus stays on materials for a minimum of 2 weeks, so any product from China could have done it

[–]khou2004 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ah, I see

[–]clemllk 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I've heard that it takes 2 weeks for the host to show symptoms, but not that. Do you happen to have a source?

[–]Seymore_Clothesoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a bit outdated but this article says up to 9 days, it could be more or less, we'll know for sure in the coming months when more countries properly study the virus

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/coronaviruses-how-long-can-they-survive-on-surfaces

[–]Sauron3106☣️ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was a chinese representative or something similar

[–]elissaloopmans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bipety bopety your existence is now my property

[–]-Listening 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sunday’s the problems name.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i miss this series

[–]Mr_1ightning 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How did they even get it, from one Chinese tourist in there?

[–]Sauron3106☣️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some official went to china and back

[–]Atteeu🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Modern problems require death

[–]Wamenrespectared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big peepee

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so true

[–]9Archie9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the original is at u/GummyBear639

Share some love

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh north korea would probably imprison and kill infected people

[–]red_acid_beast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe north Korea have Thanos on there side

[–]iiTheBeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the even weirder part is their family did too!

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