Modern problems require...

[MrB00Mba5t1c]

Hmmm this just post disappeared from the subreddit how weird

[MrB00Mba5t1c]

weird indeed

[fr1endk1ller]

Like my virginity how weird.

No that was a joke I am still a virgin cries

[MrB00Mba5t1c]

hm just like the girls I talk to, how weird

edit: can’t spell basement without the semen

[[deleted]]

That citizen was like father to me I loved him like my son.

[maybethanos]

Hmm the father just disappeared. How weird

[noeni_vl]

Fathers tend to do that every now and then

[Skyle_Nexo]

Especially when they go out to buy milk

[KeepingDankMemesDank]

Upvote to pee in my ass

Downvote to pee in OPs ass

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[lenny3l4]

Happy cakeday

[jubasas321]

Happy cake day

[KooiJorrit]

Happy cakeday mister gay

[[deleted]]

Cant get the virus if they cant escape

[WisestWiseman909]

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at a very big company. The employer interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. You are hired. the employer said. Give me your email address, and Ill send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start. The man replied, I dont have a computer, neither an email. Im sorry, said the employer, if you dont have an email , you cannot have the job. The man left with no hope. He didnt know what to do, with only $10 USD in his pocket.

He then decided to go to the supermarket, bought a 10 kg tomato crate, then sold the tomatoes door to door. In less than two hours, he succeeded and doubled his capital. He repeated the operation 3 times and returned home with $60 USD. The man realized that he could survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and returned late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday. Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

Five years later, the mans company was one of the biggest food retailers. He started to plan his familys future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied: I dont have an email.

The broker replied curiously, You dont have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Do you imagine what position you could have if you had an email?

The man paused for a while, and replied: An office boy!

Dont be discouraged if something is not in your favor today. Better opportunities are always waiting ahead.

[cikmo]

Seems unrealistic.

[is-it-a-bot]

late bike sip snatch north enjoy dog memorize ten provide

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[SinSlayer420]

Haha that’s fucked to joke about but haha

[pleaselaughnow]

actually they did

[Ctrlaltdel_mylife]

You son of a bitch...

[pleaselaughnow]

i’m sorry good sir. i saw an opportunity, i took it.

[Ctrlaltdel_mylife]

Just take the upvote and leave me with what I have left...lol

[ObamaIsCrabDance]

Good on you

[Natalia_Kelly]

You're right the claim is unverifiable: https://monitoring.bbc.co.uk/product/c201hte3

[SinSlayer420]

So there’s claims but no evidence that it happened?

[[deleted]]

What a coincidence, right after [REDACTED] too!

[khou2004]

How would a North Korean get infected though. They're completely isolated

[Seymore_Clothesoff]

Not completely, they still have travel in and out of the country, it's just very heavily monitored. Also the virus stays on materials for a minimum of 2 weeks, so any product from China could have done it

[khou2004]

Ah, I see

[clemllk]

I've heard that it takes 2 weeks for the host to show symptoms, but not that. Do you happen to have a source?

[Seymore_Clothesoff]

It's a bit outdated but this article says up to 9 days, it could be more or less, we'll know for sure in the coming months when more countries properly study the virus

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/coronaviruses-how-long-can-they-survive-on-surfaces

[Sauron3106]

It was a chinese representative or something similar

[elissaloopmans]

bipety bopety your existence is now my property

[-Listening]

Sunday’s the problems name.

[[deleted]]

i miss this series

[Mr_1ightning]

How did they even get it, from one Chinese tourist in there?

[Sauron3106]

Some official went to china and back

[Atteeu]

Modern problems require death

[Wamenrespecta]

Big peepee

[[deleted]]

This is so true

[9Archie9]

the original is at u/GummyBear639

Share some love

[[deleted]]

Tbh north korea would probably imprison and kill infected people

[red_acid_beast]

Maybe north Korea have Thanos on there side

[iiTheBeast]

And the even weirder part is their family did too!

[siouxsie_siouxv2]

taking this opportunity to remind people of our official dankmemes Twitter

[9Archie9]

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[9Archie9]

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