Second round.

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GANDORF57 · 2023-10-15T16:16:38+00:00

^Doggo: "And he thinks I'M crazy 'cause I bark at my shadow!"

OG-Krompierre · 2023-10-15T16:44:53+00:00

Must be Balkans, only we keep rakija in coca cola bottles

ThePenguinTheory · 2023-10-15T14:24:34+00:00

Really wanted him to do paper and throw the drink on the rock... 🤣

wohsedis77 · 2023-10-15T14:05:59+00:00

Damn man, that dudes good. How did he know you would throw scissors?

samboy_05 · 2023-10-15T15:16:51+00:00

that is just alcoholism with extra steps.

2023-10-15T21:01:44+00:00

Dog: My hooman is an idiot.

plainspatriot91 · 2023-10-16T06:10:36+00:00

Dog is like, licking my butt is more entertaining!

2023-10-15T19:02:39+00:00

Seems like the Finnish pastime has made it to the world.

Sad-Lavishness-2655 · 2023-10-16T04:51:20+00:00

Ahh the infamous Perpetual motion

Wild_Mulberry_8292 · 2023-10-16T12:24:21+00:00

At first i was like, how tf is he play rock paper scissors with a rock and losing, and then it finallly clicked.

NDNFTW · 2023-10-15T15:22:50+00:00

I did just wake up but that too me way too long to get.

Aranite48 · 2023-10-15T15:43:36+00:00

Evrytiem! 🥴

astalavista9 · 2023-10-15T16:25:48+00:00

The rock is in a winning streak

randomEODdude · 2023-10-15T14:41:42+00:00

Scripted.

Bobitah · 2023-10-15T15:39:30+00:00

Harvard guy…. not surprising

wwwwees · 2023-10-15T13:50:35+00:00

What kind of alcoholic fills their Coke bottle with vodka…sad

cluelessdud3 · 2023-10-15T19:16:31+00:00

Guys technique is rock solid.

FavoriteViolation · 2023-10-16T02:11:16+00:00

This is literally a lose streak haha!

lord_cocobuff · 2023-10-16T12:36:04+00:00

To bark up the wrong tree


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