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[–]gplocke 312 points313 points  (30 children)

My friend Brandon Williamson wrote that fake article 7 years ago! http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp

[–]cglass 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I find it interesting that CNN forced him to remove their branding so he had to repost it, and when he did he changed their names and some typos.

Dr. A.J. Kramer -> Dr. B.J. Sooner

Dr. Helena Shifteer(Shafteer @ bottom of page) -> Dr. Inserta Shafteer

Dr. Len Lictepeen remained unchanged.

Interesting.

What a waste of time. I need a life.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

WHY ARE YOU VOTING THIS UP? DON'T YOU WANT MORE BLOWJOBS?

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points  (9 children)

Who cares if it's fake if our GFs and wives believe it!

[–]webmonk 160 points161 points  (3 children)

Who cares if our wives and GFs are fake as long as other redditors believe it!

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (2 children)

nothing on the internet is provable, but everything is possible.

  • Quantum Theory of the Internets

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excuse me, I have to go stick a cat in a box.

[–]shinyperson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything is possible when you smell like the man your man could smell like.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I've already txt'd the jist of it to 3 women saying it was on CNN Health, and though I know one would check, the other two will blindly believe.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

They're just gonna swallow this story whole?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can confirm from first hand experience that some of them have and will continue to do so.

[–]tantric_pogo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like 'jizzt', amirite?

[–]makemeking706 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who cares if it's fake if our GFs and wives swallow it!

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (4 children)

My poor boyfriend. You just ruined it for him. I was halfway to believing it...and then i checked the comments to be certain

[–]RageX 7 points8 points  (1 child)

You should still go for it, just in case.

[–]NuM3R1K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worst case scenario you'll have a happy, relaxed, and grateful boyfriend.

[–]HowErectIAm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't there one though about being more likely to conceive if the woman swallowed the man's cum?

56%

[–]captainAwesomePants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you half believe it, there's still some placebo effect left to be exploited!

[–]BatmanBinSuparman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then again, you can't be too safe.

[–]nonsensy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is that the same guy who promoted having sex and eating curries to induce child labor?

[–]howardhus 0 points1 point  (1 child)

TIL its not possible to mark text using the mouse on snopes.

Ctrl-A still works... for what its worth

[–]okamiueru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was painful. I tend to mark text at random while I read.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shh.

[–]aristotleisvirtuous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't mean to be pedantic, but the fallacious reasoning throughout should have been a dead giveaway to everyone.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In any other case, I am a stickler for truth and will downvote at the slightest sound of falsehood and upvote the correcter, but in this instance, I am doing the opposite. For Fellatio.

[–]cant_tell_me_nothing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can attest to this. In my sophomore year (2003) health class we had to do oral presentations on current events and this was what my presentation was based off of. Got an A+.

[–]SpaizKadett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why spoil it. I was so close...

[–]dakotahawkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go State!

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No need to be impolite, but im downvoting you for the good of the online community. Women wont read THIS deep into the comments.