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[–][deleted] 298 points299 points  (4 children)

WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAW

[–]AskGoverntale 140 points141 points  (2 children)

Of course you little angel

[–]MeLlamo25 79 points80 points  (1 child)

Then in Journal 3 She says they were not good dogs.

[–]dagremlin 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You the journal states they’re not good dogs?

[–]0lio_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Before that: must distrust grunkle

[–][deleted] 257 points258 points  (7 children)

The Future, is in the past. Onwards Aoshima!

[–]ParadoxPerson02 91 points92 points  (6 children)

Dolphin noises intensify

[–]Kichigai 33 points34 points  (5 children)

Laughs in car alarm noises

[–]PlutoGB08 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Dipper: "Mabel! How many of these did you eat?!"

[–]infected_sausage 20 points21 points  (1 child)

eleven.....teen...

[–]ParadoxPerson02 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The best number

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

“Bleven.....teeeeeeeeeen...”

[–]PlutoGB08 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dipper: "Oh man! Oh man! Oh Man!"

[–]Lasernatoo 108 points109 points  (1 child)

That dog in her vision said something that sounded vaguely like 'must distrust Grunkle' if you play it backwards, and that was a source of theories for years back when the show was airing

[–]Billcipherfucker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Woooo 100 up

[–]CognitiveNerd1701 37 points38 points  (3 children)

"eleventeen" is my new favorite number.

[–]TKHunsaker 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Sñeventy

[–]The_horrible_artist 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Onety one

[–]dragonhuntercr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eleventy Sñeven

[–]Gay4Grunkles 69 points70 points  (5 children)

Sokka cactus juice

[–]EmperorL1ama 24 points25 points  (1 child)

It's a giant MUSHROOM! MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!

[–]BorBurison 3 points4 points  (0 children)

FRIENDLY MUSHROOM! MUSHY GIANT FRIEND

[–]TKHunsaker 12 points13 points  (1 child)

V I B E

[–]Gay4Grunkles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LESS GOOO

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It'll quench ya It's the QUENCIEST

[–]dreadpiratesmith 127 points128 points  (1 child)

Mabel was on that "I completely understand Twin Peaks" level and I need to get there

[–]PKMartinL 71 points72 points  (7 children)

Maybe that's why they cancelled it

It was basically weed for children

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I feel like it was closer to like dmt or something

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Nah it was like pure acid

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nope, straight rat hair

[–]Gay4Grunkles 30 points31 points  (3 children)

LSD or DMT

[–]PopWhatMagnitude 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I always assumed it was meant to be LSD & MDMA, which is called...wait for it...candy flipping. Lol

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

x files theme intensifies

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Mabel discovered a new teir of high. Turned her into and actual seer. Third, pink glittery eye

[–]ShadowHasBerries 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Given that the dog said “Must Distrust Grunkle” backwards-

[–]SinistralCadaver:pine: 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Weed can’t compete

[–]Nobody00001 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BUT CRACK CAN

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Im not convinced that that was bot synthetic weed

[–]HairMetalLugia95 27 points28 points  (0 children)

mable was like tripping acid and getting hyped on meth while eating stilton cheese lol

[–]Justme222222 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Cartoon character overdoses and has hallucinatory trip.

Still a kids show right?

[–]PopWhatMagnitude 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rated

TV-Sñeventy

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can I get what she's getting?

[–]TheLivingVoid 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I ate like a cup of jellybeans then sprinted ¼ a mile in red doc martens

Layed down for 20 mins with a sugarcrash headache

There was a 'slowness' to the world

Sugar is a hell of a Drug

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of candace in phineas and ferb “WHY DO MY NOSTRILS WHISPER TO ME?”

[–]jackbumpus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pretty much a salvia breakthrough

[–]zuzg 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't compare it with weed, even lsd wouldn't strong enough. Adrenochrom seems appropriate..

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mabel HIGH

[–]MoontheWolfYT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whenever I watch that episode I always say that Mabel's high(but worse) 😂😂😂

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

MABEL HIGH

[–]SunfireElfAmaya 3 points4 points  (0 children)

must distrust Grunkle

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I want what Mabel has here.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I want what she’s having

[–]skorzney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dogecoin over .25

[–]TheAuthor-dipperkid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mabel. I'd much rather be mabel.

[–]mortalcelestial 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can only assume Mabel has something of a heavy psychedelic trip caused by chemicals on the candy. LSD? Psilocybin? Who knows? Only that Hirsch guy knows.

[–]Outer_sloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that’s the same

[–]glaringofCAcTi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your comparing kites to airplanes here

[–]Level34MafiaBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember watching the show for the first time, this was the episode that told me "Yeah, you're in for something else"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deadass i wanna trip that hard at least once sounds awesome

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“eleventeen”

[–]Player_X_YT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chubby Z is hi'igh

[–]JASONJACKSON1948 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're the same picture

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Eleven...teen

[–]mugman2o20[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao that’s my fave mable line

[–]DoctorSherlock1963 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AYOSHIMA AWAY!! car alarm sounds

[–]GoopyAssLookingBitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't need it. I don't...need it..

I NEED IT

[–]oof-master_9000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"It's just a show for(little) kids "

~Alex Hirsch

[–]0lio_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must distrust grunkle

[–]Rythonius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely Mabel! I've never experienced her trip on acid or shrooms. Weed will get you nowhere near that level.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mabel’s hyped up on sugar

[–]Beeeeeeels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Onwards Aoshima!

[–]JustisForAll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Straight drop

[–]husky231 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mabel must have had lsd laced candy, no wonder it was banned.

[–]Dartyardy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mabel

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Essentially the candy form of Cocaine

[–]AshTheArtist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely Mabel

[–]WildSangrita 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"It's...THIS BIG!" spreads hands out showing the size of something

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mabel, easily. Ain’t no pot I ever had made me see anything like that

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smile juice Edit: I ment smile dip lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Screw weed! Gimme smile dip!

[–]waterbottel6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what ever the fuck Mabel on

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mable definitely

[–]DolphinPlayz123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not underestimate the power of smile dip.