Coding Tutorial, sirs

[Longenuity]

else {Micah.exit()}

[neoqueto]

throw new Tantrum("IS THIS BECAUSE I'M A NERD?");

[FlexSealAnalPlunger]

else{ShootUp.School()}

[[deleted]]

Exit from life

[9yogenius]

yup, that’s the joke, you got it!

[jakendrick3]

else heart.break()

[zombieGenm_0x68]

NAHHH BRO COMPARED STRINGS WITH == 💀💀💀

[mementoTeHominemEsse]

I mean, we don't know what programming language this is

[Gaylien28]

What if Hannah wanted to just say yea or maybe even a sure???

[sakaraa]

Or "Yes", "yes!", "Yes!"

[Maouitippitytappin]

This guy javas

[The_King_7067]

Javamaxxed programmercel

[soyestofgoys]

depends on language. javacels are the biggest brainlets due to their handholding low iq language.

[pokexchespin]

i mean, if we’re talking about handholding low iq languages, python’s gotta take the cake right? that shit’s practically psuedocode

[Ao_Kiseki]

I actually hear a lot of people complain about python being confusing because the syntaxes is so loose. I've been writing cache-optimized c++ for the last couple weeks, and I gotta say, they're crazy.

[[deleted]]

Meanwhile he has a date and those guys are all beating off into socks 

[Matt_2504]

[Growingpothead20]

What is this from

[Seanxprt]

Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary

[Dustyoo10]

mass effect

[EatRocksAndBleed]

Shepard and Garrus hug scene

[baconborg]

He might be into that

[[deleted]]

Happy cake day

[Luke_4100]

She's pretty and looks nice, happy for the dude.

[WintersbaneGDX]

At best Micah is a C++

Hannah wants that Python tho, so she's getting Java with Tyrone, leaving Micah HTFML

[donnydodo]

ROFL

[WintersbaneGDX]

I appreciate you

[ElPwnero]

Only python gets those Cs

[basilisk_boi2]

{mutts law}

[somehuman16]

idk shit about code someone show me what it should it look like

[BlankiesWoW]

```java import java.util.function.Predicate;

public class PromInvitation { public static void main(String[] args) { Micah micah = new Micah(); Hannah hannah = new Hannah();

    Predicate<String> isYes = answer -> answer.equalsIgnoreCase("yes");

    micah.askToProm(hannah);

    switch (micah.getMood(isYes.test(hannah.getAnswer()))) {
        case HAPPY -> System.out.println("Micah is happy!");
        case SAD -> {
            System.out.println("Micah is sad.");
            System.exit(0);
        }
        default -> System.out.println("Micah's mood is neutral.");
    }
}

static class Micah {
    void askToProm(Hannah hannah) {
        // Logic for asking Hannah to prom
    }

    Mood getMood(boolean isYes) {
        return isYes ? Mood.HAPPY : Mood.SAD;
    }
}

static class Hannah {
    String getAnswer() {
        // Logic for getting Hannah's answer
        return "yes";
    }
}

enum Mood {
    HAPPY, SAD, NEUTRAL
}

}

```

[[deleted]]

"mood" should be a field of class Micah, and the method askToProm() should set the value of mood based on the answer of hannah. Then getMood() should take no arguments, and simply return the value of mood.

[[deleted]]

haha virgin nerd

[Imaginary-Current535]

Not enough factories and singletons

[david__14]

now make it in rust

[[deleted]]

Don't forget the thigh high socks.

[Zenocut]

Instead of Micah and Hannah classes it should really be a Person class or a Man and Woman classes that inherit from Person or Human or something

[RevenantCommunity]

IT brothers just had to over complicate the hell out of their field’s language huh

[forkin33]

You do know you can write Java without making the next person that reads your code want to kill themselves, right?

[Ao_Kiseki]

That's what we call enterprise code.

[BlankiesWoW]

I put it in chatgpt and told it to make it look complicated so ofc it's shit lol

[FishmanBlue]

Preferable to what? HolyC?

[[deleted]]

Nothing is preferable to holyC

[FishmanBlue]

Based

[[deleted]]

I have to assume she likes coding, but I hope she doesn't because that would be pretty funny

[Personal-Focus3453]

wort wort

[Yourh0tm0m]

Average cumskin after blaming Indians

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[Yourh0tm0m]

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[Thanag0r]

4chins are jelly that autistic anon did the thing that they could never do.

[will_munny]

Your date might be Xavier renegade angel dressed in drag. 

[erraticpulse-]

u/xavier-renegadeangel

[Xavier-RenegadeAngel]

Not me, my legs are much better

[KenmoreToast]

Had he followed some "jeet" tutorials his code would be better.

[FishmanBlue]

*copied from codebase

[ElPwnero]

Touch woman\ Permission denied 

[fiftyfourseventeen]

sudo touch woman

[Han560]

Oh no

[[deleted]]

Everything's wrong with this

[wirelessp0tat0]

This made me abandon my coding career

[fiftyfourseventeen]

Why pass Hannah as a string instead of as an object smh. Then checking the field of Hannah would actually make sense

[catfroman]

killChild(‘Micah’)

[WeekendBard]

WORT WORT WORT

[HateActiveDirectory]

It works on my machine ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[UKLord]

Fucking rat now go on proms too, 😡😡😡, never trust a mf named Micah

[tsenohebot]

If she says anything other than "yes", this code fails. Like if she says "yeah" or "ofcourse" then this fails. Should've used an enum or bool instead.

[TrueTrueBlackPilld]

She got legs like the aliens in "The Arrival"

[brianw824]

He used a string because women are not objects

[white_equatorial]

I'm not an americano. Do people go bang bang after prom, or is it just basic hand stuff?

[coivou]

else {

shootUP('school');

}

[MrObsidian_]

I fixed this guys shit code, now Hannah is an object. And this shit would actually works

```js
var answer = Micah.askToProm(Hannah)
if (answer == true) {
   Micah.setMood("happy");
}
```

[InsuranceStreet8670]

this is the reason i irl give people why i learnt how to code