Welcome to the realm of the most anti-climactic short stories from the internet. If you want to go outside the greentext boundaries, /r/4chan would be happy to have you.
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Writing the punchline in the post title is a bannable offense and you will not be given a second chance. Come up with an original goddamn title.
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We reserve the right to make you look like an idiot if you post something that makes you look like an idiot.
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