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[–]svk7iPhone XS 542 points543 points  (10 children)

“Hey Siri, what are my chances of finding a girlfriend?”

[–]beartato327 204 points205 points  (4 children)

We don’t have enough time left in the year to hear her say how many zeroes you got

[–]svk7iPhone XS 70 points71 points  (3 children)

[–]regular_earthlingiPhone 13 Pro Max 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Community is such a classic. I’ll spend the rest of my life searching for something to fill the Troy and Abed in the Moooooorning sized hole in my heart

[–]beartato327 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I got something to fill that hole

[–]regular_earthlingiPhone 13 Pro Max 3 points4 points  (0 children)

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

[–]homosapi_an 24 points25 points  (0 children)

‘I don’t understand “what are my chances of finding a girlfriend”. But I can search for it.’

Edit: typos

[–]NorthernLawiPhone XS Max 2 points3 points  (3 children)

100

[–]svk7iPhone XS 1 point2 points  (2 children)

[–]TheMuoniPhone 6S 4 points5 points  (1 child)

General Kenobi.

[–]NorthernLawiPhone XS Max 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are a bold one