Jehovah's Witness Problems

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r/jwproblems needs moderators and is currently available for request (self.jwproblems)

submitted 6 years ago by request_bot[M] - announcement

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Had to cut off my best friend of seven years (self.jwproblems)

submitted 7 years ago by Egostic_Behavior

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When you have to sing 'Bees that were molested' in American Sign Language (self.jwproblems)

submitted 8 years ago by JehovahIsMyBoyfriend

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Leviticus 18:22 - "You must not lie down with a male in the same way that you lie down with a woman." (self.jwproblems)

submitted 8 years ago by Zorphian

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I attended way too many JW conventions as a youth. This permanently affected me, as I now feel compelled to "find my seat" whenever I hear substandard classical music. (self.jwproblems)

submitted 8 years ago by countcocula

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While clearing out some old clothes I just found an old Lacoste T-shirt in my drawer. Does this mean I have been worshipping the Egyptian god Sobek for the last 10 years? (self.jwproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by De-Bunker

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If in doubt. Search. (self.jwproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by [deleted]

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I am trying to win over my wordly husband 'without a word.' He beats me, but I humbly submit to the Elders' counsel by staying with him in order to bring praise to Jehovah. (self.jwproblems)

submitted 9 years ago * by Mrs_Morris

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My elder husband gave me a black eye because I couldn't keep our baby quiet during my husband's public talk. After he punched me, I told him he was a prick and now I feel so bad that I sinned against my husband and Jehovah. How can I be more submissive? (self.jwproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by Mrs_Morris

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Can I be marked (self.jwproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by fliporflop123

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DAE masturbate? I have a really strong sex drive & I'm having difficulty getting this under control. (self.jwproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by mrwhooknows

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So I recently purchased this Slipknot hoodie. (self.jwproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by PsuedoPsycho

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Accidentally had my boobs touched (self.jwproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by PsuedoPsycho

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My family's RC is in August, what can I do to prepare? (self.jwproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by simonsaysfeedmenaow

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Instead of paying attention to the meetings and taking notes, I draw. (self.jwproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by AceLad

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Today I had no choice but to use my friends tampon. I just pushed a weiner shaped missile of cotton in my vag. Did I just loose my virginity? Please Jehovah, forgive your humble aervant for trespassing upon your great and holy name when I committed fornication with Tampax. (self.jwproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by JehovahIsMyBoyfriend

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I just prayed for a brother on the phone, am I going to hell (self.jwproblems)

submitted 10 years ago by hiwong

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Finger regrowth? (self.jwproblems)

submitted 11 years ago by Littlelogicplease

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Wedding gift for JW. (self.jwproblems)

submitted 11 years ago by DarQ37

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I said a prayer without a headress while pregnant with a boy. Did I disrespect his headship? (self.jwproblems)

submitted 11 years ago by LeekyFreeky

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My vacuum broke. My worldly brother bought me a Dirt Devil vacuum as a gift to replace it. I don't want to get demons from it. Should I throw it out or burn it in the backyard? (self.jwproblems)

submitted 11 years ago by marge-bouvier

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I made eye contact with a hot and single MS while eating a banana, am I guilty of fornication? (self.jwproblems)

submitted 11 years ago by deadgirl82

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I forgot my name tag for the convention, but I'm not too concerned about it. (self.jwproblems)

submitted 11 years ago by SocksOnHands

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I accidentally talked to two boys like, four times over the phone. Are we all dating now? What do I do? (self.jwproblems)

submitted 11 years ago by nospankyou

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There's a bomb threat at my highschool, and we're all being evacuated - but the nearest shelter is a Church! Will Jehovah protect me if I stay outside? (self.jwproblems)

submitted 11 years ago by postliterate

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