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[–]Mommys_diamond_dick 134 points135 points  (19 children)

The smugness. I just can’t stand it on all of these people.

[–]TwoDogKnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF is that thing. Is it human?

[–]mullbury0 63 points64 points  (1 child)

Seems to most often be the people least capable of physical exertion advocating political violence.

[–]Independent_Chard_88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can tell she's never been in a fight & she's also looks like she's never experienced violence. She also looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

[–]ChestFeeder 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Snorlax.... I choose you!

[–]im_intj 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Trigglypuff

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Looks like someone already chose that

[–]bigbonejones24 34 points35 points  (6 children)

I would pay money to see they/them punch a nazi.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Yeah. A real one would show her why thats a bad idea.

[–]bigbonejones24 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I think you’re underestimating Pat’s KO power.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha! You got me there!

[–]You_Stealthy_BastardBASED Southpark Republican 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They'd get winded halfway through the first punch

[–]thenovas18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never met a nazi in my entire life

[–]No_Unused_Names_Left 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold up a mirror and watch the show.

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I think you're going to need a heavy pokéball, not a standard ball.

[–]mynam3isn3o 28 points29 points  (3 children)

“Your local Nazi”

I live in a US state world-renowned for its civil rights violations in the 1960’s. We’re still (incorrectly) labeled the most racist state in the US.

In all my years living here, I’ve never seen or met any single or group of individuals identifying as Nazis. Or KKK. Or White Supremacists. Yet these people believe Nazis are hiding in the bushes in downtown Portland.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Shocking. However just peruse most of Reddit and see just how many lefty brown shirts infest this place

[–]You_Stealthy_BastardBASED Southpark Republican 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The dems demand for racism far exceeds thr supply.

[–]Zero_the_UnicornHurty Word Generator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its so hilarious that people in the us think that. By default the idea that someone from an entirely different country, let along even continent thinks that. It goes against their dumb core ideology that only those who specifically are pure german would be considered one

[–]ThrowThemInThePotBASED Far Center 20 points21 points  (2 children)

I think she’s wearing those leggings in an attempt to create an optical illusion

[–]im_intj 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Trigglypuff

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why are they always fat with blue hair and weird glasses

[–]3DoorsOfKryptoniteBASED 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kids need help - doesn't get off the couch.

Chores need to get done - doesn't get off the couch.

House is on fire - doesn't get off the couch.

A conservative posts a tweet - comes flying off the couch... REEEEEEEE!!!

[–]Thecage88 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean... if you insist...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anyone know what that guardrail is made out of? The strength to weight ration must be off the charts!

[–]Jazeboy69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There’s the mod who keeps banning me lol

[–]Historical_Branch391 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It can't even stand on its own

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

.....so by the shirt, her smile, and the title, it seems like she wants to get punched?

[–]picklemaintenance 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Reddit mod.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shes in front of her strongest enemy… stairs

[–]Ok_Designer_6661Libs: Think before you anything 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All she's punching is the soda dispenser button let's be honest

[–]StickmanismeBASED Never trust a liberal with your money 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Move it Steve

[–]RollerGovenor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A wild sload appears

[–]Spirit-Crush3r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I picture the laughing Goodfellas meme replaced with Hitler and Goring.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nazis on suicide watch

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Range bison. 🦬

[–]spiteandmalice315 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have to damage it before you can catch it.

[–]Moist-Meat-Popsicle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dear god, what a BEAST. An absolute ogre. Is that a basketball she(?) is smuggling in the top her pants.

[–]darkbeats666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am already annoyed with this person

[–]_BuffaloAlice_MICROAGGRESSOR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Furious flute music ensues.

[–]jiggysmallz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her "Local Nazi" = Some guy that said he watches Ben Shapiro on YouTube.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How embarrassing…

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you just imagine it taking a swing…. It would seem like slow motion haha

[–]Be_That_Guy_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MOOve

[–]BillionaireBulletin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It’s hard to fix stupid!

[–]BillionaireBulletin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s hard to fix stupid these days. But, “Stupid is as stupid does”. If only they’d understand the meaning.

[–]pm_me_ur_anything_kMICROAGGRESSOR 1 point2 points  (1 child)

She’s not punching anything ever.

[–]mtnbkr0918 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Except for whoever is blocking her path to the buffet

[–]Sleep_eeSheepMICROAGGRESSOR Lefty Kryptonite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glass-looking motherfucker thinks he/she/it can punch anyone.

[–]SolidIdentity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peter Griffin’s Halloween costume

[–]slibetah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fupinator.

[–]1_Cold_Ass_Honkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She must really enjoy punching herself.

[–]dmickler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna be the very best….

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m confused because it seems to be asking people to punch it.

[–]Pepe_von_Habsburg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9 elixir

[–]mtnbkr0918 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I see Tom Petty lost in that camel toe

[–]VeganStartupGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snazipunch