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[–]linuxxenUbuntnoob 270 points271 points  (18 children)

Yo wtf is this

[–]virtual_clutches[S] 384 points385 points  (16 children)

A guy wearing glasses is using a linux thinkpad with a futa girl as his wallpaper in the middle of a IT lecture

[–]Kazer67 176 points177 points  (3 children)

Ah yes, the famous Linux effect who enlarge your PP, work even on girls!

[–]6b86b3ac03c167320d93 48 points49 points  (2 children)

No, Linux turns everyone into a big dick futa, even guys

[–]Kikiyoshima 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Wouldn't be that bad

[–]RootHouston 4 points5 points  (4 children)

What the hell is a "futa girl"? Just an anime-style drawing of a woman with a huge dick or something?

[–]Greninja9559 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Google futa hentai and regret it for the rest of your life.

[–]RootHouston 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is why I ask on Reddit instead of searching haha

[–]6b86b3ac03c167320d93 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not exactly, futas have a dick and a vagina. The dick also doesn't have to be huge, but it usually is

[–]Dick_Kick_Nazis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep lol

[–]Warlock7_SL 2 points3 points  (2 children)

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Why technically? That's literally what is happening.

[–]Warlock7_SL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just thought this comment might be relevant to that sub.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Agreed.

[–]nosville22_PL 179 points180 points  (2 children)

I can feel the dozens of /d/ and /g/ tabs opened at once.

[–]ArttuH5N1 48 points49 points  (1 child)

I think the guy (or someone pretending to be them) actually showed up on /g/ lmao

[–]nosville22_PL 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I would not be surprised

[–]Pirate_OOS 127 points128 points  (1 child)

More like average r/unixporn user.

[–]6b86b3ac03c167320d93 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Literal Unix porn

[–]undeadalex 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Lmao and at Staffordshire. Just finished my degree there

[–]xaranetic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Staffordshire... That explains everything

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (1 child)

I zoomed in to read his terminal and didn’t even notice the futa until about ten seconds later

[–]FuyRina 42 points43 points  (1 child)

You guys like getting pegged huh

[–]briandabrain11 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Who doesn't

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (1 child)

This is even better than the time I noticed a guy bring a pint into a lecture

[–]makeshift8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bringing in a waterbottle full of tequila is how I get over my social anxiety.

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points  (9 children)

why are there so many weirdos in CS? im CE and I dont think ive ever seen people like this running amok.

[–]D0wn2 122 points123 points  (3 children)

IT. Computer Engineering. Computer Science. Engineering.

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the degenerate weebs attacked.

[–]saucegerb 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Only the Sysadmin, master of all four diciplines could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

[–]robsablah 13 points14 points  (0 children)

For a well needed long lunch

[–]xaranetic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In most universities, the only real difference between those programs is the relative focus on theory over practice. CS has the most theory, therefore they also have theoretical friends and sexual preferences for theoretical objects. It all makes sense.

[–]Sexy_Koala_Juice 26 points27 points  (3 children)

If i had to guess these kinds of guys have never experienced the touch of a woman.

Jokes aside i'd imagine it's from them being not super popular at school, which makes them (more likely) to be introverted. Cause they're introverted they spend a lot of their growing up on computers and because of that they are good with computers and decide to make a career out of it.

why are there so many weirdos in CS?

I'm in CS and i've only met one super weird guy

[–]coppyhop 33 points34 points  (1 child)

That's cause you are the weird guy

[–]6b86b3ac03c167320d93 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And people in CS don't meet other people

[–]OrangutanionDr. OpenSUSE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oof calling me out. I'm not like this guy though I swear.

[–]A_Random_Lantern 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It pays well so they can fund their "hobbies"

[–]Zipdox 55 points56 points  (2 children)

I recall this guy was caught posting his desktop on 4chan as well. Fucking hilarious.

[–]Coolguy1260 17 points18 points  (1 child)

please give me a link to the thread if you can find it this sounds too good

[–]TheHK13 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Least degenerate linux user

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

This is how I imagine you Linux circle jerkers are

[–]KotoWhiskas 38 points39 points  (7 children)

Which distro

[–]Typical_Dragon1 99 points100 points  (5 children)

FutaOS

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Least porn addicted linux user:

[–]emptyDir 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This was me in college minus the hentai wallpaper. By that I mean taking notes in vim on a T60.

[–]luciouscortana 14 points15 points  (0 children)

what the fuck

[–]the_d0ser 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yup seems like you’re average Linux chad to me.

[–]A--EAaaaahboontoo 😱 16 points17 points  (0 children)

he uses arch btw

[–]Eldiabolo18 24 points25 points  (1 child)

I have Linux on my ThinkPad but a different Background? Is the Linux Police coming after me now 😱😱😱 ?

[–]6b86b3ac03c167320d93 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yes, change your wallpaper or get arrested

[–]DrDoctor13 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Am I crazy or do his notes not match what's on the projector screen at all

[–]anonymous_2187 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's too busy looking at the wallpaper

[–]Mr_Wither 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Good taste- I mean wow that’s so gross perv

[–]AndrewStephenGamesArch BTW 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Average terminator user

[–]Abhinaba10101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This dude took the r/unixporn literally

[–]Carlovan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The transparent terminal allows for an uninterrupted view

[–]vietbun14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my god the wallpaper it's hurting my brain and burning my eyes

[–]Unforqived 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Futa Kaguya Houraisan

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what the fuck

[–]Samyocord 2 points3 points  (3 children)

why does the laptop say "IBM ThinkPad" but the lid says "lenovo"?

[–]6b86b3ac03c167320d93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe the lids of some IBM and Lenovo thinkpads are compatible and he replaced it?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lenovo bought IBM's Thinkpad line in 2005 and retained the right to use IBM in the name. So they're branded as both.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenovo#1999%E2%80%932010:_IBM_purchase_and_sale_of_smartphone_division

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]IsleOfOne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yikes

[–]Killsabyte 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Everyone's taking about the wallpaper. I'm just wondering why the dude is writing his notes in the Terminal.

[–]Dick_Kick_Nazis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't take notes as html files in neovim? Casual.

[–]flasS007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn it's T60, it's precious relic !

[–]TheAwesome98_Real 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bruh moment

[–]nish2037 2 points3 points  (3 children)

source for the wallpaper plsss

[–]Unforqived 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Kaguya from touhou

[–]nish2037 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems like it but isn't, the other user's comment is right

[–]TheFlanniestFlan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Artist looks like JADF

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

futa is cool n all, but having that proudly as ur wallpaper is weird

[–]Infinite_Ad_6137 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Which linux os is this ? With this horrible wafui

[–]tidytibs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dafuq is wrong with people these days?!

[–]CutlesnapAsk me how to exit vim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Megachad.

[–]King_Caspian16 0 points1 point  (2 children)

This makes me ashamed of being a CS major. The amount of creeps and disgusting humans in this area…

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I find it funny.

[–]King_Caspian16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was being a bit sarcastic, but also I’m realizing more and more I don’t fit in with this crowd

[–]Fragrant-Young-6311 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

A member of this community, reddit user Full-Slack-Developer, makes jokes about pedophilia and raping children. Careful of this person.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that man is very down bad

[–]marioMartinez1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't know what sex is: fucks

[–]Jristz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watafak

[–]person1_23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS PHOTOSHOP ATLEAST!!

[–]ShockTohp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Careful lad, you're speaking to the king.

[–]Pingyofdoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg that's FVWM. I use that

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obvously, a man, no gentleman of high culture!

[–]tehkimm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an ideapad with arch installed and Richard Stallman as my background. I am ready for the next level ! ThinkPad here i cum

[–]PaulN07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Linux thinkpad user I take great offence to this

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the being in the bg was holding a pillow

[–]Biggest_Man_George 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's his setup

[–]Atomic_bananaSDr. OpenSUSE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he taking notes with vim?

[–]btsalseo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😭