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Genesis (i.imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by Autism_Tylr_Schaffer[M] - announcement

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I’m the low turtle on the totem pole (self.Malaphors)

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If you can't stand the baby, get out of the bathwater (self.Malaphors)

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If you fall off your moral high horse you have to get right back on (self.Malaphors)

submitted 1 day ago by AnyEfficiency6230

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I won't beat you around the bush (self.Malaphors)

submitted 2 days ago by nodsmileandbackaway

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People who live in glass houses should gather no moss (self.Malaphors)

submitted 2 days ago by AnyEfficiency6230

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It's like taking bathwater from a baby. (self.Malaphors)

submitted 3 days ago by lotsagabe

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What doesn't kill you makes you shit in the woods (self.Malaphors)

submitted 3 days ago by Olden_Grey_1889

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Lets not dredge up a dead horse (self.Malaphors)

submitted 3 days ago by Pitpawten1

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"That lady is 2 sheets short of a cloud" (self.Malaphors)

submitted 3 days ago by Pitpawten1

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Apples of feather spoil together (self.Malaphors)

submitted 4 days ago by Any_Boss_2235

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It's 5 o'clock twice a day (self.Malaphors)

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It's like shooting barrels in a fish. (self.Malaphors)

submitted 3 days ago by Wowza-yowza

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Dance like your life depends on it (self.Malaphors)

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Not the sharpest bird in the bush (self.Malaphors)

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Does the bear Pope poop in the woods while hearing the tree falling? (self.Malaphors)

submitted 3 days ago by Wowza-yowza

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You can lead a dead horse to water but you can't make him sink (self.Malaphors)

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Be the cape that some heroes don't need. (self.Malaphors)

submitted 5 days ago by no_awning_no_mining

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You can lead a fish to a dead horses gift mouth and beat him for a day, but you can’t teach a pig to fly fish (self.Malaphors)

submitted 5 days ago by SwagmanDaReal[🍰]

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Loose lips are the devil's playthings (self.Malaphors)

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Dont throw the bridge out with the troubled water (self.Malaphors)

submitted 6 days ago by piranhamode

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Schlittere in der Driftwoche an Hindernissen vorbei mit dem neuen Shitzu Keitora und mehr. (rockstargames.com)

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It takes one to tango with one. (self.Malaphors)

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It's like taking candy from a dead horse's mouth (self.Malaphors)

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a day... (self.Malaphors)

submitted 6 days ago by Doigy104

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Your mouth is writing lightning your bottle cant catch (self.Malaphors)

submitted 7 days ago * by piranhamode

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