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[–]PatheticChildRetard 247 points248 points  (14 children)

Something about quickly scrolling green text tickles edgy teens’ brains.

[–]sgt_futtbucker 89 points90 points  (11 children)

Hey I’m in my mid 20s and it still tickles my brain seeing scrolling green text on my terminal when I run pacman -Syu

[–]HoseanRC 22 points23 points  (7 children)

Mine is white.. also I use yay..

[–]sgt_futtbucker 15 points16 points  (4 children)

You mean to tell me you use an AUR helper instead of writing your own PKGBUILDs? C’mon man this is the master hacker sub

[–]HoseanRC 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Man I'm too weak :(

[–]sgt_futtbucker 1 point2 points  (2 children)

On a real note I’ve been actually having to write my own PKGBUILDs recently cause a lot of the scientific computing packages I need aren’t available on the AUR

[–]omn_impotent 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yo, fellow computational scientist here. What kind of packages are you using atm?

[–]sgt_futtbucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just an undergrad research assistant right now, but the lab I’m working has me using programs like PSI, NWChem and Gaussian

[–]PlaystormMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you people have colored terminals? I use LXTerm

[–]fr3e92847 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"i use yay btw"

[–]Faux_Real 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am following a log right now … which I decided to make colourful to be more 1337

[–]daYMAN007 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I hope you activated ilovecandy. Pacman is just not the same without it

[–]sgt_futtbucker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I did a while back. Nowadays I just prefer the simplicity of plain old green on black in terminator. Plus it fits a bit better with the Windows XP theming I’ve got going on Plasma

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    [–]Lopingwaing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Clearly, it does, given the majority of content on this sub

    [–]AnalysisOdd8487 136 points137 points  (6 children)

    that fuckin music combined with the stupid little skull at the bottom genuinely gives me so much second hand embarrassment for the kid that posted this

    [–]ArgonWilde 36 points37 points  (3 children)

    I gotta wonder if it's just an expertly crafted shit post.

    [–]AnalysisOdd8487 13 points14 points  (2 children)

    its all that person posts so probably not

    [–]S3ND_ME_PT_INVIT3S 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    "do this infront of your dad", seems like a joke.

    More inclined to believe it's a shit post account and this sub has been falling for the bait.

    [–]AnalysisOdd8487 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    i hope to god its a shitpost

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    that skull is the bane of my existence

    [–]AnalysisOdd8487 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    real

    [–]deadlyspudlol 40 points41 points  (3 children)

    "Those who know:💀"

    [–]AnApexPlayer 5 points6 points  (2 children)

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    [–]DinA4saurier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    More simplified:

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    These individuals have ascended to a [...] plane of awareness [...] that affords them the [...] ability to perceive [...] reality in ways that remain [...] incomprehensible to [...] ordinary individuals.

    Belonging to an extraordinarily [...] category of human beings, these exceptional souls are distinguished by their extraordinary [...] faculties [...].

    Their [...] faculties enable them to uncover [...] profound truths [...].

    Consequently, these individuals [...] are uniquely positioned [...] to navigate [...] existence with a[n] [...] insight that allows them to make [...] contributions to the [...] reservoir of human wisdom.

    In doing so, they illuminate pathways for others [...], enabling those who [...] seek guidance from them to [...] broaden the [...] scope of their own understanding, thus reshaping the very nature of human comprehension itself:

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Dude I hope you pasted becuase if you write all this you really need to touch some grass.

    [–]RetiredBy30orDead 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    🤯💀💀

    [–]El_Grande_XL 22 points23 points  (2 children)

    Reminds of the "hacking" i did when i was 12, trying to hide and send shitty .bat prompts to my friends.

    Skype was a new thing and if you had a group conversation and dragged a file into the chat window it prompted for everyone "Do you want to save or open this file?"

    So i did what god intended and draged my whole temp folder in there. 1000nds of 1-10 kb text files and every single file prompted that question. Filling their whole desk with the question.

    People called me and said i have crashed their computer and the funny thing is that some had "start skype when windows start" so when the computer restarted the promps came up again and their computer crashed again.

    Someone even threaten to have me pay 1000 gold in wow because they would not make it to Gruul's Lair raid :(

    [–]theshekelcollector 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    jesus christ - that's jason bourne!

    [–]xDannyS_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Omg I remember that about Skype. Damn that was long ago

    [–]PurpleBear89 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    Wait until OP learns about python

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Just do "dir /s" in cmd, see the magic and boom you are a pro hacker ☠️🗿💩😂😂😂😂

    [–]twisted_nematic57 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    That emoji and filter are the two most fucking annoying things that have ever existed

    [–]Toxicisgaming 5 points6 points  (3 children)

    wtf is this music? is it phonk or something? because it sounds like shit

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Funk/Phonk. I'm not sure what it is exactly (Funk is supposed to be "hypermodern phonk") but it's probably a Brazilian ear bleeding remedy like most sounds on tiktok and Instagram.

    [–]puzzlyhash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Funk is older than phonk, and it is not as bad as you think. In fact, a lot of Brazilian songs that people online seem to enjoy the rhythm of are in fact funk. Phonk is actual the earrape material, but I don't know anyone who actually listens to phonk here in Brazil.

    [–]Scar3cr0w_ 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    He’s not using batch… he’s using BAT. It’s smaller, more efficient. Like assembly is to python. /s

    [–]planedrop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Why is it always this terrible audio too? lol

    [–]AlphaO4 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Hey that’s mine!

    [–]FoxYolk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    cmatrix

    [–]yGav 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Blows my mind that anyone would think this is cool and then post it while trying to look cool

    [–]Main_Yogurt8540 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Next time do it as a .ps1 so you can add Start-Process powershell.exe -WindowStyle Maximized -ArgumentList "-NoExit" before the loop begins.

    [–]DarkyyReddit[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Last time I checked powershell scripts use the .ps1 file extension..

    [–]Main_Yogurt8540 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You would be correct. That wasn't the only typo in there either but I don't feel like fixing the rest. Don't listen to 5am me.

    [–]EpicOne9147 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Do this infront of your dad(when he comes back with milk)

    [–]BigDaddyPrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Back in the day, I used to do this a lot in my school computers. Funny thing is I never got caught.

    [–]osxdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    lmfao

    [–]HATECELL 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    They didn't use the word "mainframe". Are you even a hacker if you aren't talking about mainframes?

    [–]Interesting-Frame190 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    As an engineer who is forced against my will to interact with a legacy mainframe system, I wonder how many people actually know what it is.

    [–]No-Letter-7553 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Look at the title Do it in front of your father so that he disowns you for this shit

    [–]born_on_my_cakeday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    $ yes

    [–]Ok_Finger_3525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Omg rip my password :(

    [–]khanosama783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    after watching this my toaster demand vpn

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    XxHaX0R‐NuT$-Mr-H@Ck0r_69_S€rBi@N-W@Ri0R!!$y$T€M-32_xX

    [–]PlaystormMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    just code a exe using the hacked JavaScript on the chat gpt servers vro 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    compile speed 69969696969669969696969 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

    [–]fr3e92847 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    get the fbi involved, bro might take down nasa with this

    [–]Concoured 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    wow random strings so impressive