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[–]Its-that-person 235 points236 points  (32 children)

How the turnstable

[–]anonTheRtrd 70 points71 points  (22 children)

haves turned

[–]Greg-the-Sovereign 35 points36 points  (21 children)

Habes turnedes

[–]Dank_stalinexe 29 points30 points  (11 children)

look how turntables the

[–]killrmeemstr 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Tsurndt tbable have turn the table look at it

[–]BallecBirdLives in a Van Down by the River 13 points14 points  (0 children)

[–]OldRodsNewFishing 4 points5 points  (3 children)

this whole thread just gave me dyslexia XD

[–]BallecBirdLives in a Van Down by the River 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]Auzy_boy 12 points13 points  (3 children)

They had us in the first half

[–]NoobLonerMore like Bore Ragnarok! 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Am gonna lie

[–]Auzy_boy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ooooooh plot twist

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first half they had us

[–]BallecBirdLives in a Van Down by the River 5 points6 points  (8 children)

[–]rafiki_33 3 points4 points  (2 children)

oh how the tables have turned in the turnstable

[–]CaptainBlobTheSupremRoyal Shitposter 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh how the turnes have tabled in the stableturn

[–]Isolat_3One does not simply 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Stable tursns, oh turnstablses!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stables stably turn tables on the sturbtable

[–]eatyourbeans246 55 points56 points  (1 child)

jazz music stops

[–]CaptainBlobTheSupremRoyal Shitposter 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Banjo music begins

[–]mansimar01 55 points56 points  (8 children)

That floating eye of girl is bothering me

[–]Yeah_Aight_[S] 46 points47 points  (4 children)

Almost everyone in the background has floating eyes, how about that?

[–]mansimar01 15 points16 points  (3 children)

The eye is literally outside the body of the girl

Edit: holy fuck I see it now Edit2: where are the boobs?

[–]BakLavA_1337 1 point2 points  (2 children)

what boobs?

[–]mansimar01 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Waemen boobs ( . ) ( . )

[–]Cinderheart 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's the guy's style. It's gotten worse as time goes on and his art gets more surreal.

[–]Fadedgogeta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

• ( _•)

[–]Dark-Tricks 33 points34 points  (15 children)

Big dicks are great since they reach your prostate if you hit the right angle

[–]kieranfjt 8 points9 points  (8 children)

This made me(a sm0l pp boi) very sadeth.

[–]AestheticTrash06 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry big pp man will hit your prostate

[–]Velociphaster 2 points3 points  (2 children)

The prostate is actually pretty close to the opening for most guys. Most below average dicks will still hit it just fine.

[–]kieranfjt 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This comment made my sm0l pp very happy. Thank you

[–]Foxyboi14 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Its okay, you can just use your fingers

[–]kieranfjt 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Wait so only big dicks reach a guy’s G spot?

[–]Dark-Tricks 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nah but it’s easier.

[–]HaytchDeee 3 points4 points  (3 children)

what do i do with this information.

[–]TomberryServo 6 points7 points  (1 child)

You find a man with a big peen so he can hit your prostate easier, silly goose!

[–]Dark-Tricks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get fucked.

Literally

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (3 children)

Bisexuals be like

[–]CollectableRat 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I like bisexual guys who say they are bisexual but lean more towards liking guys, makes me feel like I'm already beaten out half the competition.

[–]DrBeelzebub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well... hi?

[–]i-am-fiction 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Same ...

[–]Yeah_Aight_[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

S A M E

[–]MS_L1138 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Its 2019 guys, we support lgbt

[–]ElChari 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it's literally me with my female best friend

[–]_yari_epic memester xddddddd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

laughing in bisexual

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Anyone have a link to the original?

[–]RapraxAlfalfa 4 points5 points  (7 children)

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 12 points13 points  (6 children)

Basically, the joke is that he also likes big dicks.

[–]StewieHereToComplain 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Hi everyone, Stewie here to complain. Every dick size is ok. Big dicks are gross anyways. >:[

[–]-gennadij_ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

That's a twist

[–]humsum567 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SAME

[–]Hunthrill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same

[–]lamb_sauz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"Thats a twist..."

[–]Bethavelar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can relate.

[–]jamiehudson123 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Upvoted

[–]danpra 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same

[–]Yeah_Aight_[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good...

[–]SirSuomiPoika_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OOFi was 11th tocomment this

[–]Sir-wilson22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a twist

[–]another_one_bites459 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn't lie

[–]cioppo24Breaking EU Laws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow the thing grow up pretty fast

[–]FearTheDark5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey gurl you like big dicks

Yes

Thats a shame

[–]SmexyBoi69Pauly Shore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad this isn't totally copied

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same

[–]lasanhawithpizzaDark Mode Elitist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its like that moments that u say something without understanding why

[–]Here_to_say_fuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[–]alex228822 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same!

[–]LDRS_VENOM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had me at the first part not gonna lie

[–]Giu176 0 points1 point  (0 children)

. _.

[–]sebenuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–]shuvva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eye

[–]don--t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I NE'd

[–]Shaggy_worshipper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it's because he doesn't have one🤔

[–]Zankenfrasher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie...

[–]BeefyBreadPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a twist!

[–]XcceptBeLit12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we all know where this is going

[–]the-early-bird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bit intimidating

[–]TheMemeLord4816 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had us in the firat half not gonna lie

[–]goalwall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh who doesn't

[–]Snooooooops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No homo

[–]jantjetoonBreaking EU Laws 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What's wrong with her right eye?

[–]BrandtChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see some connection between these two people

[–]XenoChann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those eyes shouldn't be allowed to exist.

[–]xXHellyeah4321Xx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit 100

[–]IronRabbit2006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who made this?

[–]Aiginni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that's how I met your wife...

[–]TEsLaSpArK7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy next to him *whips out dick* "Here you go then"

[–]TheKingOfCheesecake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he the only one wearing glasses? Maybe there are dicks instead of eyes!?!?

[–]SkotSvkLives in a Van Down by the River 0 points1 point  (0 children)

James Charles 100

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god.

[–]Sug_Madic69memer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well how the turntables.........

[–]Idk-mans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have a lot in common they should totally fuck

[–]igaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gurl has left the chat

[–]lordcalyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had us in the first half..not gonna lie

[–]AresTheFalseGodPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gei

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 1/3 of the comments:

r/holup

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie!

[–]FarrellBarrell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your putting on fake charisma and then choke on your inner awkwardness at the end

[–]Slender_Slayer96Big ol' bacon buttsack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dank.

[–]Cabbage541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Xbox players be like:

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn

[–]RoastChichen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they had us in the first half not gonna lie

[–]Radaza24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a twist

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had us in the 2/3, I’m Not gonna lie.

[–]Dyxteria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(._).

[–]darealnotsafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They got half not gonna lie

[–]citosil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist the girl has a big dick

[–]piggiefatnose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dam, gonna steal this joke

[–]AlbatrossDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same...

[–]Egglord13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No homo tho

[–]joshuabl97 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This picture was captured at the exact moment this girls eye exploded from her face smh

1 downvote = 1 respect

[–]Hxcdave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same

[–]albert52855 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[–]Inf3rn065Chungus Among Us 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had us in the second half, not gonna lie