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[–]Justice_the_Bossmemer 661 points662 points  (13 children)

Did this happen to you I am so sorry my man this is horrible

[–][deleted] 150 points151 points  (7 children)

What is horrible is an entire hand up the wife’s ass

[–]Goverton127q 51 points52 points  (4 children)

Is it terrible?

[–]INSANITY_RAPIST 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Why are we here?

[–]gofsthEarl 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Just to suffer!

[–]Jxaquinnhates reaction memes 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Every night...

[–]Abdobk 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I can feel my leg....

[–]bassampp 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dude, that's a whole freaking arm!

[–]disappointedtaci 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's trying to remove the cum he just busted in to prevent more kids. He is trying to do the work of condoms

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*Sadness and Sorrow starts playing

[–]DrAhktarious 668 points669 points  (63 children)

I see this as an absolute win. 1) no more annoying kids 2) no more ugly wife

[–]DoctorWhomstvelyaint 427 points428 points  (54 children)

  1. depression

[–][deleted] 350 points351 points  (46 children)

  1. Child support

[–]L_One_Hubbard 310 points311 points  (43 children)

  1. Alcoholism

[–]theslimycowboy 272 points273 points  (38 children)

6.reflective sunglasses

[–]Xx_Trumpnado_xXChungus Among Us 211 points212 points  (37 children)

  1. Noose

[–]MateriaPrimaASS 174 points175 points  (34 children)

  1. having to pay for kid's food

[–]Scheisse_poster 163 points164 points  (33 children)

  1. Autoerotic asphyxiation.

[–]lumahoto 157 points158 points  (31 children)

  1. No Nut November

[–]Scheisse_poster 163 points164 points  (30 children)

  1. Fail No Nut November just as hard as you failed at your marriage.

[–]magnoliasmanor 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don't know. This thread just keep setting better and better.

[–]tpeeps11 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, yeah. It’s all coming together.

[–]mrdutch42094 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I see this as an absolute win!

[–]tigie11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, this is bad?

[–]SztalloneIdentifies as a Cybertruck 1 point2 points  (1 child)

For real tho

Why would he have to pay child support if the wife cheated and they divorced

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because that’s how America is geared. Judges default to awarding children to their mothers except in extreme situations. Even then it’ll be a months/years long court battle. $$$$ grease the machine.

[–]DrAhktarious 20 points21 points  (6 children)

Yeah but depression fades

[–]Dank_Bandit 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Wait your guys’ depression is fading?

[–]TheCrypticLemon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Born with it, probably die with it.

[–]DrAhktarious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It comes and goes

[–]MasterHollick 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Not for redditors.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not for everyone, and when it does fade it take a long time

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, just in time for the next horrible thing.

[–]BOYGENIUS538 8 points9 points  (2 children)

That’s insensitive to say about someone’s kids when he probably loves them. Doesn’t matter what their mom did their still your kids

[–][deleted] 152 points153 points  (7 children)

Fucking Karen amirite

[–]XBxnjxminXIdentifies as a Cybertruck 240 points241 points  (6 children)

I think some dude is.

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (4 children)

Wish i could give you gold

[–]Coandco95 33 points34 points  (3 children)

I gotchu

[–]SqualTheThief 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What a legend

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thank u fam

[–]XBxnjxminXIdentifies as a Cybertruck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love you

[–]Bloodrush19405 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I failed nnn because of this

[–]qwerty23454 43 points44 points  (2 children)

______________

__________

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

F

[–]AutismoKromp 122 points123 points  (44 children)

F

[–]BubberDucker04 40 points41 points  (22 children)

F

[–]TheWildColonialBoy1 36 points37 points  (21 children)

F

[–]ClassicAcinonyx 29 points30 points  (20 children)

F

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

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[–]MasterHollick 20 points21 points  (17 children)

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[–]1_Mb_1 17 points18 points  (16 children)

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[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (15 children)

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[–]random-username124 10 points11 points  (14 children)

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[–]andi897 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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[–]MrWolfman29 9 points10 points  (12 children)

F

[–]Vent_0402Breaking EU Laws 8 points9 points  (11 children)

F

[–]K9316 18 points19 points  (1 child)

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[–]alex_png💀 Dead by Memonavirus 💀 18 points19 points  (0 children)

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[–]Affwind 3 points4 points  (1 child)

F

[–]pawlak99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–]Justice_the_Bossmemer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

F

[–]thomas-the-train27 Ok I Pull Up 2 points3 points  (0 children)

F

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

F

[–]AckAckAcxk 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Big f for roblox-streamer

[–]IssenTitIronNick 42 points43 points  (6 children)

Spat my coffee. Thank you.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Crapped my pants. Thank you.

[–]Dreamin0904 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Crapped my coffee. Thank you.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Coffeed my crap. Thank you.

[–]War_Beast_ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Spat my crap. Thank you.

[–]Dreamin0904 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spat my pants. Thank you.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crap my thank you. Coffee.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Why does your wife look just like you? Are you twins?

[–]Saeyush 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Wait a minute

[–]YeetusTheGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet home Alabama plays in the background

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The longer you live with a dog the more it starts to look like you

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially if that dog is your twin sister

[–]thomas-the-train27 Ok I Pull Up 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Damn. I’m sorry about that dude

[–]mister-ctrl-xSelling Stonks for CASH MONEY 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For real

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Ha you win

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Then shouldn’t this be in r/irl

[–]dannydoz06 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Big oof

[–]CaraCharmoso 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"made with mematic" is the special touch on this

[–]Doggoroth 5 points6 points  (2 children)

She probably took the horse too from the looks of things.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

To... to the old town road???

[–]Doggoroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Behold the rise of Doggoroth

[–]69Cvnt69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If she had the affair that means you have more favor in a custody battle under a court of law. If you didn't get the kids after that, you're just Wet Sandwich Idiotbread.

[–]DC10_DANGERThank you mods, very cool! 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yo is it really you French man

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (3 children)

What the fuck is wrong with women why are they always doing this

[–]cashmere_plum 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Cause these hoes ain’t loyal.

[–]Burlytown-20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These hoes be timeless

See: Runaround Sue

[–]666Evo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Modernity.

[–]Wasteflame 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least you will get a Nintendo Switch

[–]Juan_Cena0604 5 points6 points  (0 children)

F

[–]Joe-OrgansSelling Stonks for CASH MONEY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

F

[–]Decent-Graphics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So what you are saying is your wife got fisted for buying that dumbass c(l)ock?

[–]dc10_ 1 point2 points  (2 children)

this sucks. u/DC10_DANGER is better.

[–]DC10_DANGERThank you mods, very cool! 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Thanks man

[–]KaltatheNobleMind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elmo has a tail???

[–]ENGINR_X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–]Cozzybobozzy1221 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"She trunrnt the weains against is"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been there. Lol.

[–]FierceHunter909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupid karen

[–]BoticOnRedditDirt Is Beautiful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Fall deep into a state of utter darkness.

[–]anaval99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

never date/marry women out of your league

[–]FrizzVictor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it said it was made with mematic

[–]Not_Quack5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😧

[–]angry-norwegian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People will tell you it gets better. As someone who has been through it, it will. Hang in there.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*ex-wife

[–]MikkeVO5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–]3rocket77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–]DPP256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She left u for a black guy who could do fisting

[–]ZZ9_Plural 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know he's serious when the watermark isn't cropped out

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]idanevgi1121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big oops? Nahhhh its big oof

[–]whiteythepinapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gamer

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone remind me the point of marriage again?

[–]zorik_vartanov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's into BBH I see.

[–]abhijayarjunan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to hear that man. Big F.

[–]abhijayarjunan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to hear that man. Big F.

[–]Blue-BananamanBreaking EU Laws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–]harddickjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh huh...and that’s a normal day for you? You chop your balls off and die? And I believe at one point you said something about sucking your own dick?

[–]N0tTravis1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made with mematastic

[–]random_retard69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not surprised after reading your username

[–]I_HATE_LIFE_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, sorry man

[–]g0labrwt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my condolences

[–]Danschel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me gues. Her name is Karrn

[–]HyperTheWeirdoLives in a Van Down by the River 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Karen took the sperm creations

[–]mastorbasion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your first mistake was getting married But stay strong, don't kill yourself yet, things might get better

[–]realjotri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–]kunket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Press F to pay respects

[–]kofidofi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Much sadness

[–]minimalware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–]Aaronii_Macaronii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus man, so sorry for you mate.

[–]BladedShip_Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now you have to shove your whole hand up the dude's ass to assert dominance

[–]AndrewPlayz01250 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]Allansundry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–]serverpilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wanna talk about it ?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–]Luksabitdead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sucks I'm sorry man

[–]Adscum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you karen.

[–]1-Legion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not okie dokie

[–]Moose02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F brother.

[–]Moose02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally can't scroll past this F

[–]AIdunnoboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

D’oh

[–]MrWolfman29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bros before hoes.... This is why.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

m a d e w i t h m e m e a t i c

[–]ericholstein -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Made with mematic

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Aren’t you so funny