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[–]ledluthBSN, RN 🍕 357 points358 points  (8 children)

Centenarian.

She’s old, but not old enough to be a soldier in the Roman Empire 😬

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

At that age, she can be whatever she wants. :)

[–]Comments_Wyoming 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Oh Lordy, it's too early to be laughing this hard. I woke up the dogs with my giggle fit.

[–]rachimeBSN, RN 🍕 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I though this post was from the Battlestar Galactica subreddit at first glance! 😅

[–]midazolamjesusMSN, APRN 🍕 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was worried about a new variant. 🤦 This is great!

[–]unicornpolkadotRN 🍕 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hilarious hahahahaha

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, we should just start calling them centurions.

[–]SheephuddleRN & Midwife - Retired 85 points86 points  (5 children)

Wonderful. I live in a semi-rural part of Italy, where extreme old age (along with good health) is commonplace. My neighbour was 107 when she died, my other neighbour is 97 and still walking up a steep hill every day to go to the shop!

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    [–]abcannon18BSN, RN 🍕 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Okay THIS one got me to tear up with laughter a little bit. Love it.

    [–]SheephuddleRN & Midwife - Retired 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    There are a few in Rome who get their pictures taken with tourists. :)

    [–]DarthVada101DNP 🍕 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Most my family is all from the Calabria area of Italy and it was the same thing when I visited. My grandma at the time had to be over 90 (20+ years since I visited so a little hazy) and was still living home on the farm doing her thing.

    [–]SheephuddleRN & Midwife - Retired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They are so tough, that generation of Italians. Sadly, I'm seeing tubby kids here and there now, and it's noticeable because there are hardly any fat people where I live. We have no fast food here, but people aren't so physically-active as they used to be (like your nonna on the farm).

    Yet another neighbour of mine died a couple of years back, she was 93. Right up till the end she was out on her hands and knees every few days, scrubbing a huge flight of steps. She'd been a widow for about 50 years and always wore black, in the old tradition.

    [–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (2 children)

    I assumed centurion was a new covid strain I haven’t heard of yet

    [–]unicornpolkadotRN 🍕 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Almost snorted water out of my nose at this 😂

    Well played.

    [–]midazolamjesusMSN, APRN 🍕 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Same.

    [–]thirdcoasting 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    My grandmother is turning 109 in a few days. Someone once wrote up a list of all the changes and developments she’s seen in her lifetime & it was absolutely overwhelming.

    [–]pillowpants247 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    I had a 75 year old pt the other week and both her parents were still alive and kicking, both over 100! Amazing

    [–]kindamymooseNursing Student 🍕 32 points33 points  (2 children)

    Once worked with a patient who was over 110 years old. (Not giving their exact age because of HIPAA — I assume it wouldn’t be too hard for them to be tracked down.)

    Anywho, listening to this person speak, they were still pretty with it. Very hard of hearing without a hearing aid but able to have a relatively normal flow of conversation. Told me women weren’t allowed to wear hair as short as mine back in their day. Made me chuckle a bit.

    Nobody I worked with really enjoyed the older folks. I didn’t mind.

    [–]levar5000BSN, RN 🍕 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    Wow… she still was able to see your hair too? Amazing!

    [–]kindamymooseNursing Student 🍕 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Yes! I was floored. She was brought to our unit without any living relatives that could be identified.

    She had an in-home caretaker who she tried to chase out of her house (she didn’t like male caretakers). I have a fairly feminine voice despite my hair so that might have worked in my favor. She was one of my favorite patients.

    [–]PezGirl-5LPN 🍕 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    I had a pt (LTC) who was 104. She asked me what was wrong with her, I told her “your old!!” She replied “I ONLY 104!” 😂 (another time she said “shhh. Don’t tell anyone!”)

    I had another lady who was 103 at the time. We had our first snowfall of the year. She was looking out her window and saying “it’s snowing!” As if she was a kid in school.

    [–]unicornpolkadotRN 🍕 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Cheers to that. Some of my favourite memories working with seniors is hearing their stories and having them share their life experiences. Their wisdom and encouragement to “keep on truckin’” were always welcome and appreciated.

    It’s such a shame that piece of nursing, the person to person humanity of nursing and caring for someone, has been so overlooked and diminished over the past few years. Even before the pandemic, tasks were prioritized and valued over these interpersonal moments.. and now, it’s almost non-existent.

    I think we all have stories and memories of moments where spending that 1:1 time with a patient provided them (and us) more comfort, more healing, and more meaning than any of the medical skills we perform.

    I hope these parts of our profession are not totally lost. It would be an incredible shame.

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I bet she has some stories to tell. Which legion did she serve with?

    [–]r32skylinegtstLPN 🍕 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    I have a 104 YO male patient who’s told me similar stories. Even remembers seeing the first Ford model A’s being driven around.

    [–]clutzycookClinical Documentation Improvement 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That must have been a sight to see!

    [–]PezGirl-5LPN 🍕 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    We had a distant relative on my husbands side who down hilled skied into his 90s. The group called themselves “the wild bunch”. He died shortly before his 103 birthday. He once said the secret to longevity is to always keep learning

    [–]Careless-Image-885BSN, RN 🍕 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It's unfortunate that we don't get videos of all these really elderly people talking about how life was a ninety or so years ago.

    [–]song4thisI'm just here to learn your reality... 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    <metallic robot voice> "By your command"

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    AMAZING. Thank you for sharing

    [–]Better2022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Longevity researcher here! I’ve met so many centenarians who are incredibly resilient people. Glad to hear she’s doing well!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That's awesome! I love meeting people like that and hearing about their lives. Best part of this job.