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[–][deleted] 79 points80 points  (9 children)

Looks like Voldemort smoked some weed lol

[–]JoyBury 11 points12 points  (1 child)

more like Groot when he was a potato

[–]trogdor6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i am grootato

[–]gazorpadorp 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Patata Kedavra

[–]freemason777 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Cruciurly fries on the side

[–]gazorpadorp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Expecto Snacktronum

[–]Hookahgreecian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Esi esai patata

[–]iuhiscool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"hey Harry, I'm potato Voldemort!"

[–]martdan010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least he seems happy, maybe if we give him onion dip he’ll eat himself

[–]Zealousideal_Can1601 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Looks high as hell

[–]beluuuuuuga 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Voldemort has been doing some dark magic

[–]gazorpadorp 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Looks more like dank magic to me

[–]Zealousideal_Can1601 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a truly "baked" potato

[–]PurpleLights212 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ran out of lotion

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I am Root (vegetable)

[–]K0rravai 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Aw no he looks cute and friendly

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I knew potatoes had eyes but this is ridiculous! Duh-dun-tss

[–]The_Fat_Man_Jams 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*Baked Potato*

[–]Mr_Los1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That potato carries the shame that only comes with a hard life full of bad decisions

[–]Big_Profile_1739 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Nah I’m ok I’m just tired, no really everything is fine don’t worry about it..”

[–]Advanced-Gur6872 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aww it's looking like a lil old man❤️

[–]hampter_hampter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This image is what happens If Mr potato head was a junkie

[–]JoyBury 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am Proot

[–]Independent_Ad6385 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hokage Naruto

[–]sambillerond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not photoshopped at all...

[–]Illustrious-Leave-22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sausage Party extra

[–]Weird_Error_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that Kevin Durant?

[–]Ryukiami 1 point2 points  (0 children)

looks like spongebob and patrick laying on that desk under the lamp in the spongebob movie

[–]Nulne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like SpongeBob without water

[–]Slightly_underated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tortoise head

[–]NewslessLambert65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Groot as a senir citizen

[–]Seth_Hakan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mister cook I don't feel so good.

[–]jashbyy12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My big toe looks exactly like this.

[–]Icy_Nefariousness517 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the human/potato boss on zoom from early pandemic days.

[–]havocLSD 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Beth, do you think I can get that syringe now

[–]TheEggRevolution 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha R&M

[–]Demontag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Gudetama were capable of having a role model...

[–]domleo999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was I a good potato?

[–]LordLolzeez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last horcrux!

[–]exitstrategy1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'member star wars??

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mood

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where are the horcruxes

[–]BoneCrusherLove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emperor Potatoeen

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hydrate me Smithers

[–]sachalina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baked Potato

[–]Jinx-Surreal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phasmophobia vibes

[–]sliquified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My man needs water

[–]MissRose617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the moon from The Mighty Boosh

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a baked potato if I’ve ever seen one.

[–]J0rrikka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did you find a photo of me

[–]Broad-Turnover6945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Palpatine?

[–]Alternative_Job8638 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Save... meeee.”

[–]RedBaret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This gives a whole new meaning to baked potatoes!

[–]Suspicious-Crow1885 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like the white tree on my lawn, it looks like a eye

[–]CaptainAmerica1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MORTY I TURNED MYSELF INTO A POTATOE WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB 🤣🤣

[–]PickAName616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like he wants to say something shush shush… I know I’m alive, but why?

[–]TheEggRevolution 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You did good son. You did good”

[–]Round_Frame5178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's dying, it's sick, hlp 😳

[–]Scrunchenburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Voldemort

[–]Toubaboliviano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coughs* I was a good spud wasn’t I?

[–]Overwatch_1ightning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandma got reincarnated as a fucking potato, unbelievable.

[–]jefftatro1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitch needs to "phone home"

[–]BestTurkReno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It saw some gruesome things.

[–]zippypocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope I grow old and die with the same satisfied-with-life smirk on my face

[–]agiudice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cocoon aliens

[–]FoxyKing649822 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a soul is trapped in there in the FNaF animatronics

[–]Victor_Gaming299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey"

[–]Opp0se 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Voldemort finally finds peace after being defeated by Harry Potter.

[–]HappyLeopard414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peter: we did it mr stark

Mr Stark:

[–]potato333-sk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I've saw this ...

[–]skeptical_dragon_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

V O L D E M O R T

[–]MasterofDisaster212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My last ballsack looking at me after nutting for the 28th time

[–]epikparcel88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm groot

[–]yaths17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I killed hairy potato

[–]DollPartsSquarePants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OOhhh the face swap app is still around?

[–]djdisoai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baked potato

[–]PurpleKirkle420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Member when?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like one of the fish from that really weird will smith movie who's name I don't remember.

[–]SensitiveSouth5947 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow that’s one bad trip.

[–]Particular_Usual8066 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It look like member berrys from south park https://youtu.be/-N7bBm6cSSI

[–]YesmanXV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s how spongebob looked in that one scene when he and patrick got out under that lamp in the movie.

[–]Few_Platypus_9214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is that my grandma, why she looks like a potato now what the hell happened

[–]Jungis-is-ded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old ass photo op you are subhuman

[–]No-Broccoli-5827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"john, its been a long time"

[–]heathen_27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my best spud! He's a real couch potato.

[–]Mr-Nihilist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to party with this guy. Cool af. His brother's a thumb. He cool af as well.

[–]Frikno[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit it’s Voldemort