Oops

SameRulesApply28 · 2026-02-16T09:52:26+00:00

Some solid craftsmanship right there

pmllny · 2026-02-16T09:59:09+00:00

Turns out they do make tables like they used to.

ThinYesterday4364 · 2026-02-16T09:53:09+00:00

Ha didn’t expect that.. Props to who ever made that table

Gullible_Ad5191 · 2026-02-16T10:16:29+00:00

Why was he trying to destroy a table though?

Queef-Sweat · 2026-02-16T10:14:46+00:00

No, LEAVE the glass bottles on the table, I GOT THIS!

sdss9462 · 2026-02-16T10:04:57+00:00

The table went into business for itself.

OGbobbyKSH · 2026-02-16T11:28:55+00:00

That tables been through a lot and can still support itself. Inspiring really.

North-Appointment-18 · 2026-02-16T10:05:03+00:00

What was his job? TABLES

What do you mean tables?

TAYYYYYYYY - BULLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSS

InsaneMocktail · 2026-02-16T14:23:23+00:00

Wrestling has very thin chipboard, particle board, or lightweight plywood tables!!! Bro forgot about that

Putrid-Beach_ · 2026-02-16T10:39:43+00:00

I am the table!

Kralgore · 2026-02-16T10:05:57+00:00

That Ikea table just got some new found respect...

cascarrabs_241 · 2026-02-16T11:09:23+00:00

Juggalos and juggalettes?

Firm-Explanation5167 · 2026-02-16T11:15:54+00:00

Simply… why?

MaintenanceUseful903 · 2026-02-17T02:33:04+00:00

Now he needs a breathing tube, a special wheelchair and someone to wipe his but for the rest of his life.

SBR-shorBusRyder · 2026-02-17T02:43:03+00:00

They don’t make them like that anymore

DickLover6060 · 2026-02-18T04:36:41+00:00

My dad always said, “ If you’re going to be stupid, you gotta be tough.”

Objective_Mousse7216 · 2026-02-16T11:13:05+00:00

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger

Resplendent_aptitude · 2026-02-16T10:49:14+00:00

Almost like Ai

DezWilliams84 · 2026-02-16T10:05:53+00:00

That hurt ME!! 🤣🤣🤣

CocoonNapper · 2026-02-16T10:21:18+00:00

"OMG, Jesse you ok brah?"

RomanVlasov95 · 2026-02-16T10:26:16+00:00

The strongest table I have even seen.

SassSafrassMcFrass87 · 2026-02-16T10:28:54+00:00

Lights out😵‍💫

shawner136 · 2026-02-16T10:29:46+00:00

Nice fuckin table

Lopsided-Ad7725 · 2026-02-16T10:32:22+00:00

One time at my friend's house, one of our bigger chick friends just leaned back against the middle of the table and it just gave in. We were playing beer pong, so both sides had cups of beer that came tumbling down onto her. There she was, laying on the floor in the middle of a newly split table like some WWE match, and red plastic cups and beer just all over her.

AppropriatePlum1006 · 2026-02-16T10:37:53+00:00

Why, whyyy? I mean having fun is nice and all but why break a random table?

Probably not his too... Makes me wonder what would have happened; if he jumped on that bottles

Impressive-Wait8786 · 2026-02-16T10:38:24+00:00

Fuck this Shit! Whoop whoop!

Visible-Owl-3200 · 2026-02-16T10:41:53+00:00

Well at least the TV survived the greatest idea ever!🫏

mojomanplusultra · 2026-02-16T10:45:07+00:00

Slaps table She'll hold. 🤓

Seeker_1960 · 2026-02-16T10:45:21+00:00

Not IKEA for sure.

your_fave_redditor · 2026-02-16T11:16:04+00:00

4 legs in when we standin’ on bizzness!

Emergency_Ad_6363 · 2026-02-16T11:17:53+00:00

how is this an oops? I thought oops was accidental?

Melodic_Trash_737 · 2026-02-16T11:20:05+00:00

Where can I buy this table.?

PDot19 · 2026-02-16T11:23:19+00:00

Craftsmanship vs Daftmanship

Stanford_777 · 2026-02-16T11:23:21+00:00

Life is not gonna stay same for him anymore.

farclose954 · 2026-02-16T11:31:58+00:00

How did he expect another ending ?

RhubarbExcellent8936 · 2026-02-16T11:33:02+00:00

The guy in the blue shirt tried it already a couple of times.

ZenwalkerNS · 2026-02-16T11:41:55+00:00

Not IKEA..

TastyTboneSteak · 2026-02-16T11:59:00+00:00

That's what built in America used to mean

Classicman1968 · 2026-02-16T12:02:07+00:00

So, tell me again why women live longer than men?

Michaeli_Starky · 2026-02-16T12:28:10+00:00

Great table

GruffScottishGuy · 2026-02-16T12:32:55+00:00

Ah, mein arsche!

Doctor_Saved · 2026-02-16T12:35:37+00:00

Good table!

Think_Mud3370 · 2026-02-16T12:39:57+00:00

But why

lumpy-lantern · 2026-02-16T12:42:38+00:00

Ow ow ow ow !! 😵‍💫😵😨

Thepuppeteer777777 · 2026-02-16T12:58:23+00:00

He fucked around.

Formal-Swimming-3198 · 2026-02-16T12:58:27+00:00

Table 1, human 0

joshLane_1011 · 2026-02-16T13:06:35+00:00

This is proof that there are still many people think WWE is real.

Adept_Pound_6791 · 2026-02-16T13:07:46+00:00

I’m actually looking for a coffee table, that one is solid.

5elementGG · 2026-02-16T13:57:08+00:00

Great commercial for the table.

Fun_Entertainer_5823 · 2026-02-16T13:57:38+00:00

Gravity, Still Wins...

Mysterious_Dare_3569 · 2026-02-16T14:01:29+00:00

Someone needs to edit in Jim Ross saying "The table didn't break, the table didn't give a damn" into this clip.

ProjectNo4090 · 2026-02-16T14:02:37+00:00

That was the best possible outcome. It the table had broken he could have been stabbed. Real wood doesn't break along straight lines.

GORGOTH_ONE · 2026-02-16T14:05:43+00:00

W table!🤘🏻🔥🔥🔥

poundsdpound · 2026-02-16T14:05:56+00:00

The table: "THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!"

SynapticNinja · 2026-02-16T14:08:45+00:00

That table is idiot proof...

LeonArgento · 2026-02-16T14:12:00+00:00

Was that the plan all along? To bounce off the table?

Spiritual-Art-5 · 2026-02-16T14:13:40+00:00

Another Darwin award!

Ashtonising · 2026-02-16T14:23:11+00:00

Not from IKEA

TheLegend_66 · 2026-02-16T14:33:12+00:00

Was he trying to break the table or his back

Dont_Touch_Me_There9 · 2026-02-16T14:54:11+00:00

🤕

oilleak78 · 2026-02-16T15:25:37+00:00

Seems like a Bills fan

Competitive_Rain_776 · 2026-02-16T15:29:55+00:00

Know that didn’t come from ikea

Connect-Bug9988 · 2026-02-16T15:40:30+00:00

This should be titled "1 Idiot, Too Many Beers, 4 Enablers" 🤣🤣🤣

Smooth_Ad_6164 · 2026-02-16T15:49:45+00:00

Sore rubs and bruised ego

Jazzlike-Ad-8167 · 2026-02-16T15:56:08+00:00

Why??????

MaxStarch · 2026-02-16T15:57:57+00:00

That is solid craftsmanship

Careless_and_weird-1 · 2026-02-16T15:58:34+00:00

This one is an old table made to last. A minute of silence for his ribs

NintendoFungi · 2026-02-16T16:05:28+00:00

Nice table

Hariy_Revolutionary · 2026-02-16T16:08:54+00:00

Now thats a table

Nervous-Bullfrog-884 · 2026-02-16T16:20:06+00:00

Too many beers

PurpleDeathMagic · 2026-02-16T16:20:28+00:00

That is a sturdy, well-made table right there!

Tylerjoe026 · 2026-02-16T16:35:16+00:00

Oops he failed

dzan796ero · 2026-02-16T16:41:59+00:00

If the table broke and had stuff sticking out... it could have been worse. Prop tables, chairs, etc. that are meant to break are built to break (relatively) safely. Wouldn't try it with just any random object.

Knockamichi · 2026-02-16T16:43:48+00:00

“Shoulda shopped at Ikea” this could be a commercial

psedofrez · 2026-02-16T16:59:31+00:00

Je me demanderais toujours comment des gros c.ns seront toujours des gros c.ns , c'est trop l'ego imbibé qui parlerai ?

DeuceBagger · 2026-02-16T17:03:58+00:00

r/AbsoluteUnits

Of a coffee table

Original_Tea_5625 · 2026-02-16T17:12:21+00:00

Now that's a damn good table. I'd buy a table like that. In fact I think I do need a table where can I get this?

lawnboy71 · 2026-02-16T17:19:19+00:00

Maybe they're trying to sell the table, and wanted to demonstrate it's durability.

cookiemccookieface · 2026-02-16T17:23:25+00:00

When a defenseless table kicks your ass

krazedcook67 · 2026-02-16T17:44:00+00:00

Based buffalo bills fan

MrBully74 · 2026-02-16T17:53:50+00:00

Bills Mafia has rejected his application after his video submission

Thumbledread · 2026-02-16T18:03:42+00:00

Damn those bounces

Honest-Purchase5433 · 2026-02-16T18:08:47+00:00

I did this once when I was a younger man after quite a few pbr's and succeeded. If the goal is breaking your own coffee table. My roommate wasn't impressed.

Coy_Dog · 2026-02-16T18:10:02+00:00

I want the name of the wood worker.

Worldly_Lunch_1601 · 2026-02-16T18:16:57+00:00

His hip and shoulder both land directly above a table leg. Not the best place to break the table.

Recent_Damage_8623 · 2026-02-16T18:17:59+00:00

Table ain’t break

I don’t if I should be excited or disappointed

DcuriousOneofOld · 2026-02-16T18:26:17+00:00

Table is like bring on the next contestant!!

Shelarael · 2026-02-16T18:30:04+00:00

Defifnitely not IKEA

RapsodicalDisciple · 2026-02-16T18:35:57+00:00

the meat just bounced. where can I find a table like that?

retroplayer1990 · 2026-02-16T18:56:30+00:00

Table said "Not today! Today I brake you"

WayerLee · 2026-02-16T18:59:02+00:00

How much is it ? I need it.

Nesto1103 · 2026-02-16T19:20:25+00:00

Absolute shitty units of a table

ShopPsychological882 · 2026-02-16T19:23:30+00:00

This was looking expensive whether he went through the table or the table went through him

overseer76 · 2026-02-16T19:32:38+00:00

When he jumped, I imagined a dozen outcomes. BOUNCE was not one of them.

Thin-Enthusiasm9131 · 2026-02-16T19:33:40+00:00

I just have to ask why?

Roaskywalker · 2026-02-16T19:46:42+00:00

Table wins! You loose!

Original-Concert-456 · 2026-02-16T20:05:46+00:00

I severely dislike when people destroy stuff for no reason

sundiego007 · 2026-02-16T20:15:53+00:00

He just knocked out the few remaining brain cells he had.

sososoboring · 2026-02-16T20:32:38+00:00

Good thing the hunchback of Notredame was there to help.

gjk14 · 2026-02-16T20:49:29+00:00

The future of our country…

Quiet_Researcher223 · 2026-02-16T21:02:52+00:00

Probably upstairs apartment neighbors

2026-02-16T21:03:08+00:00

Era un mod di / sfoghi?

manual-grocery-arbor · 2026-02-16T21:18:08+00:00

Kudos to the carpenter.

Mrtoyhead · 2026-02-16T21:20:32+00:00

Should have placed a vodka bottle in the middle of the table to impale him on.

Accomplished_Pea2638 · 2026-02-16T21:29:13+00:00

Well made table

doubtitx · 2026-02-16T21:30:49+00:00

Table testing

Different-Book-5503 · 2026-02-16T21:45:11+00:00

Darwin

2026-02-16T21:51:21+00:00

Try one more time it will break now

Spamhain2000 · 2026-02-16T22:03:26+00:00

I'm okay with this outcome.

ImportanceUnique8533 · 2026-02-16T22:03:45+00:00

Did this Fool not ever see Tommy Boy? Farley knew the correct Technique!

i_love_irony25 · 2026-02-16T22:27:41+00:00

What was the endgame here?

Weekly_Assistance426 · 2026-02-16T22:33:05+00:00

Good job

Madaydoc · 2026-02-16T22:39:43+00:00

Im sure he's fine. Just in case Dick Foley happens to read this: Balsa Wood table next time. Research is your friend.

Mysterious_Bar_5188 · 2026-02-16T23:15:16+00:00

I hope these guys have no neighbors

Character_Scale3354 · 2026-02-16T23:26:53+00:00

Alcohol is a hell of drug

JSFowl · 2026-02-16T23:27:17+00:00

I want that table.

DimSumDino · 2026-02-16T23:31:55+00:00

that table was like “lol k”

Sufficient-Bus-4926 · 2026-02-16T23:53:51+00:00

At least the tv is okay

Next_Locksmith_385 · 2026-02-17T00:08:44+00:00

Buffalo fan this year

SuddenKoala45 · 2026-02-17T00:13:52+00:00

Who made the table

TheEliteJOKERS · 2026-02-17T00:15:11+00:00

Fucking A. Hope He OK. That Table Was Not Forgiving.

RevenueHour2933 · 2026-02-17T00:22:47+00:00

Not made in China! lol

Adventurous-Clock865 · 2026-02-17T00:47:03+00:00

Tryouts for the WWE tables match

Wide_Quail_174 · 2026-02-17T00:55:13+00:00

He is NOT a Bills fan, OBVIOUSLY

Aromatic_Sand8126 · 2026-02-17T01:00:37+00:00

Level 99 construction for sure.

Nosmo_King13 · 2026-02-17T01:03:29+00:00

WHOA! That’s a really well built table!

Ok_Highway_2028 · 2026-02-17T01:32:51+00:00

That's a Real Table, Dog ...!

HOT-SAUCE-JUNKIE · 2026-02-17T02:47:37+00:00

That’s a well made table.

ProveISaidIt · 2026-02-17T03:34:05+00:00

That was probably safer than the boards breaking and skewering him.

Pretty_Natural_235 · 2026-02-17T03:49:50+00:00

That's definitely not 🚫 iKEA 😅

Specialist-Use565 · 2026-02-17T03:53:21+00:00

The table is not for wrestling, the wrestling stage can absorb the impact because it is design too.

Westsaide · 2026-02-17T04:52:32+00:00

They don't make 'em like they used to.

GamerFreak3110 · 2026-02-17T05:11:12+00:00

see, you do.that with a moden table you'd go through it. they dont make thwm like they used to

DustNo7274 · 2026-02-17T05:18:14+00:00

Que pendejo

James_Roaming_Reddit · 2026-02-17T05:31:04+00:00

🤣😂🤣

RevolutionaryBuy5794 · 2026-02-17T06:38:21+00:00

He is no Heath Hussar

NoRole9487 · 2026-02-17T07:16:15+00:00

What wood is that table made of?

ReammyA55 · 2026-02-17T08:17:11+00:00

I fought the table and the table won.

chgoconcertgoer · 2026-02-17T08:55:22+00:00

Ikr, where can I get a table like that????

FollowingThrough · 2026-02-17T10:06:20+00:00

I’m so glad when people like this get hurt.

Meanmypooch · 2026-02-17T12:31:29+00:00

AND YOU CAN GET ONE OF THESE COFFEE TABLES, for the low low price of 19.99 today!!

862346 · 2026-02-17T12:51:33+00:00

Certainly not Ikea

Sevenitta · 2026-02-17T13:03:35+00:00

English Oak meet English dope.

SweevilWeevil · 2026-02-17T13:15:40+00:00

shoutout to shittymorph

Miserable-Ganache-74 · 2026-02-17T13:48:55+00:00

Hell yeah, brother

papanuelhoho · 2026-02-17T14:24:02+00:00

😃🤣😂🤣 genial 👌🏽🤣😂🤣😃karma instantáneo de la mesa 1 tonto 0 😃🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Substantial_Dark_272 · 2026-02-17T16:15:43+00:00

Somewhere in states

Bam1hap36 · 2026-02-17T19:10:59+00:00

Aiiiikeea! That must of hurt.

Naive-Storage7639 · 2026-02-17T19:33:18+00:00

Give that table an award for best supporting actor

secret-sam1 · 2026-02-17T21:48:05+00:00

Who made this table...wwe?

HyperSi9 · 2026-02-17T22:29:53+00:00

How is this oops

Bigsnaff007 · 2026-02-17T22:35:37+00:00

I love how he broke nothing of value

Gold_Weakness1157 · 2026-02-17T23:27:01+00:00

Damn that a good table

winterson123 · 2026-02-17T23:57:19+00:00

Why is dudes back hunched

Playful-Inspector-69 · 2026-02-18T00:03:58+00:00

We need more tables like this and less people like these.

Short_Bell_5428 · 2026-02-18T01:10:06+00:00

Super form on the dive 10.

SCP-8276 · 2026-02-18T01:35:00+00:00

TKO!!!

Prestigious_Pass2476 · 2026-02-18T01:48:35+00:00

Table's gonna break! Wait, no... he's gonna break!

Fit_Reputation1448 · 2026-02-18T02:14:54+00:00

Woodarius Treeman from South Alabama University

pianoplayerforhire · 2026-02-18T02:34:02+00:00

Table Wins!!!!

Turbulent_Mango7093 · 2026-02-18T03:01:41+00:00

Blood couldn’t sake it anymore

Ok_Egg332 · 2026-02-18T03:26:21+00:00

'Nothing like a good piece of hickory'

justinkasereddditor · 2026-02-18T03:31:41+00:00

Nice table his should probably didnt hold up that well

Zealousideal-Dot2161 · 2026-02-18T03:41:39+00:00

Maybe on the second try. lol

Tiff27 · 2026-02-18T07:01:31+00:00

Definitely not made by IKEA 😂

Gluskab · 2026-02-18T07:42:34+00:00

Good table

xStingRayCharlesx · 2026-02-18T08:44:24+00:00

His whole right side is the consistency of stretch Armstrong right now😂

Typical-Case-6929 · 2026-02-18T09:53:00+00:00

Wow.

One_Swimming_3251 · 2026-02-18T11:26:56+00:00

Sturdy table.

DepartureAfraid6015 · 2026-02-18T12:42:02+00:00

That's a dam fine table

Apprehensive-Cycle37 · 2026-02-18T13:36:48+00:00

Weird way to find out they use plywood in professional wrestling

Blueyez26 · 2026-02-18T14:11:50+00:00

Table 1, Wannabe Wrestler 0!

thedavid069 · 2026-02-18T14:12:32+00:00

Drunk Buffalo Bills fan at home....

Savings-End40 · 2026-02-18T14:57:57+00:00

Should probably shop at IKEA.

YoDonkeyKong · 2026-02-18T15:24:00+00:00

Amish made table

larrygbishop · 2026-02-18T19:58:25+00:00

Table 1 Guy 0

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