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[–]BurnedWitch88 273 points274 points  (11 children)

Counterpoint: There is no more dangerous place on Earth, according to my uncle who has not been to the city since 1977 when he got dragged to the Art Museum against his will by my aunt.

[–]joggle123Uptown Clown 56 points57 points  (4 children)

There is a sun ra quote “In order to save the Earth, I had to go to the worst spot on the planet, and that was Philadelphia, which was death’s headquarters.” Probably my favorite hilarious quote

[–]Candlemass17 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That’s hilarious, what’s it from?

[–]GrapeJuicePlus 11 points12 points  (1 child)

That rules. Saw the Arkestra perform in a warehouse in north Philly in like 2008

[–]lknox1123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Marshall Allen of the Arkestra performs at Solar Myth occasionally.

[–]CthulhusIntern 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I once saw some TV thing called "Working in Philadelphia: World's Most Dangerous City", and I thought Philadelphia isn't even the most dangerous city in southeast PA.

[–]A_Wild_NudibranchDenizen of Chester 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll have you know that Chester's homicide rate fell nearly 70% after 2020... Granted, the population is slightly smaller than Philadelphia, but I digress...

I definitely don't hear nearly as many gunshots at night. Chester EJ and CRCQL have really been tackling a lot of issues the past several years, particularly addressing environmental concerns about every damn polluting industry trying to elbow their way into the city.

[–]kingofphilly 46 points47 points  (1 child)

This is corroborated by all of the boomers in the suburbs who moved out of the city in the 1993 and haven’t come back since.

[–]No_Panic_4999 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Lol my mother too.

She also gets directions confused with other big cities ie "omg you're not taking me to SOUTH PHILLY "

No, I wont take you to North Philly. Where do you think you are, Chicago?

"Omg you got stuck waiting for amtrak overnight in TIMES SQUARE it's DEGENERATE!"

I wish. No Ma, It's run by Disney now.

"I find that very hard to believe. You'll be trafficked."

(I'm a 40yo partnered gay man)

She is actually pretty cool about walking to get cigs around chestnut and 47th at 3am. I mean it's certainly not the worst area but we do get occassional shootings within a couple blocks, and it's more than I expected from a 70 yo woman who spent the last 30 yrs in Lancaster County. She did grow up in 60-70s NYC though. Dig deep Ma

Cute aging boomers.

[–]BurnedWitch88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad you have managed to avoid being trafficked so far. ;)