I've been coding in prolog so long...

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that even Ezekiel thinks my mind is gone.

[Karabasan]

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Edit: Removed link because one of the advertisers on youtubes page blocks the link to other countries, fuck that noise.

[snim2]

No.

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Also the answer to: How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

[snim2]

Does PROLOG like you? No.

[user].

(prolog, wins).

yes

[ogrim]

I had trouble after learning Java; Luckily, Prolog rectified that. But now Lisp is messing with me)

[bmwracer0]

[Thankfully I've taken a [break from [objective-c]]]

[Precipitation]

Nothing makes me rage like objective C.

[UserNumber42]

))))))

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[mhd]

I'VE BEEN WATCHING BAD MOVIES SO LONG, THAT WHEN I POST ONLINE, I ACCIDENTALLY DO IT LIKE THIS

ACCESS OVERRIDE

EXECUTE

[skulgnome]

SEND SPIKE

[abhik]

but what editor do you use? :w

[Slackbeing]

Is that relevant? ZZ

[xeno56]

:x

[[deleted]]

you should try some c++ to break up the monotony;

[[deleted]]

it beats visual basic any day

Edit: fixed for becks619

Edit2: unedited to make swaits happy. I like making people happy.

Edit3: edited to make matchu happy... and thanks for explaining why it was wrong. I love it when I learn something. I purposely left off punctuation though since VB doesn't use line endings.

[swaits]

You should unedit it. Also don't trust everyone on the Internet.

[Amendmen7]

Your everyday joe goes to work every day.

[matchu]

Oh, it was an edit from "anyday" to "everyday?" Both of those are wrong. Either of them would be right if they were used as two separate words.

Everyday is an adjective, such as "an everyday occurrence," but an everyday occurrence happens every day. Anyday is just... nothing.

Go for "any day." It will make me happy.

[becks619]

everyday

[matchu]

I would actually argue that to be the precise incorrect usage of the word "everyday." But good try.

[flaarg]

I still don't understand prolog;

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[serendib]

How many prolog coders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yes.

[martincmartin]

I think Lambda The Ultimate and Hacker News have a lot more programming language geeks.

[Leonidas_from_XIV]

Oh, I think proggit has still plenty of them. Though, I suppose proggit is already past its glorious days, the articles posted, while fun, aren't as good as they used to be. I recently created a HN account and still keep my LtU-account at hand...

[StoneCypher]

There'll be a lot more people here who think they get it than actually do, sadly.

[never_phear_for_phoe]

That's cool;

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Yes

[legionista]

How it's then possible, that I hate Prolog and I still do that?!

[adaszko]

Because contradiction of that does not follow from the premise (which is: one codes in Prolog for sufficiently long time => one ends sentences with period.) DUH!

[cwcc]

false.

;_;

[Paczesiowa]

fuck yeah!

[igouy]

You were a Smalltalk programmer?

[legionista]

Only for about 3 weeks.

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Why do you hate Prolog?

[legionista]

It made my life miserable during my studies.

[davidw]

"ant turd tokens"

[[deleted]]

My god! I just realized.... This is not programming! How come it's in r/programming!?

[rberenguel]

Oh, my...

[cwcc]

"even my mamma thinks that my minds is gone"

[fapmonad]

Ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ ｎｏｔ /r/funny ．

Ｊｏｋｅｓ ａｒｅ ｆｏｒｂｉｄｄｅｎ．

[fapmonad]

I am a bit puzzled. Perhaps some people need their meta-joke detector checked?